RogerDuke

Hopefully we'll see Mr Best on here again sometime. I sure miss him....khee khee khee!

......just in time for Halloween... I mean what if I find out I'm related to Brian or Garrett or MaryAnne......that would be cool because it's always fun to be scared on Halloween but then I'd have to go over to their houses on Thanksgiving and I wouldn't have anything to be thankful for anymore.

*Morning comes to Hazzard Swamp. Jesse lets his tired and sore nephew sleep in while he got up and made coffee after restarting the fire from the burning embers. He sat on a log sipping the fresh java contemplating his next move. He watched a water snake slither from one puddle to the next as he considered all the options. Unfortunately for Jesse all the options turned into dead ends. As much as he hated to face the truth there was only one possible conclusion that could keep the residents of Hazzard safe. The swamp monster must die....hopefully today. Jesse heard Bo starting to stir around inside the tent. He wondered if he was waking up or if he just just rolling over to make himself more comfortable before falling back asleep.*

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I don't get it. I've been driving 35 years and have never had my brakes go out. He's got the best mechanics in the world working on his car and his brakes go out twice in two weeks? (I'm sure it's more complicated than it appears but it is funny when you put it in this perspective)

Will do. I hope you and your other family members stay healthy. Keep us updated.

Your little Duke fan sure is adorable Min!.... and he's grown a lot of hair since the last picture you posted.... Tell him Uncle Jesse says googgooggaagggaaggoooo (That's "have a happy 7 month birthday" in baby talk)

Our Supreme Superior Commander is related to the original Supreme Superior Commander?!?! Somehow I'm not surprised. I'm related to "Gone With the Wind's" Clark Gable (AKA The King). His mother's last name was Hershelman and so was my grandmothers. He was born 20 miles away from me and his mother is buried 10 miles from me. He also has ties to the Dukes. Bo quoted his famous "Frankly my dear...." line on "Robot P. Coltrane."

food (nice response waikiki....we owe our lives to hard working farmers)

Welcome to Hazzard County CEK01. I hope you like it here as much as I do!

Jesse 68 Luke 32

*Jesse stands up and brushes himself off* "Yea, I'm all alright.....a wild boar huh?......it's a good thing it wasn't the swamp monster 'cause yer uncle fell asleep on the job. If you're okay I reckon we should both catch some shut-eye. I guess I'm just not up to pulling an all-nighter anymore. The years are catchin' up to me." *Jesse gave his nephew a hug* "Thanks fer your help.....good job" *Relieved but feeling like a failure Jesse says no more. He went inside the tent and fell asleep*

Jesse 66 Luke 34

*In the middle of dreaming about fighting in the war Jesse wakes up to the commotion. It takes him awhile to seperate his dreamworld from reality* "What's a goin' on 'ere?!" *Jesse finally figures out where he's at and hears a nearby grunting sound. He makes a move for the shotgun but steps in the fire and catches his pantleg ablaze. Panicked, he runs to a deep puddle and puts out the fire before his skin suffers any damage. On the way back to the gun he trips on a root and his foot gets jammed underneath it.* "Bo!....Bo!...Where ya at boy? Git the shotgun!" *Jesse removes the flashlight from the pocket of his overalls and turns it on, pointing it in the direction of the grunting*

Jesse 66 Luke 34

"Now you just let me worry about the monster. You need to focus on getting some rest." FAST FORWARD FIVE HOURS Past midnight, Jesse throws another part of a dried up dead branch on the fire as Bo slept inside the tent. The old-timer then laid on a plastic sheet with his head on a dry log listening to the night insects and sounds of the bullfrogs. He thought back to his youth and the adventures he had in the Hazzard Swamp. For a moment he forgot all about the monster and the shotgun by his side. He had no intentions to fall asleep as he daydreamed back to his happy youth before he got called off to fight overseas. Tonight was the first night since the war that he had planned to spend the night on guard duty. His thoughts then drifted to that war and then those thoughts continued onto the homecoming and his happy years as a married man in the prime of his life. Then something happened he hadn't planned on. He fell asleep.

hard worker

moonshine

recycling

Jesse 65 Luke 35

I always get nervous when Cowboy's this happy.

That's hilarious! I can't stop laughing. Well, this thread did start out with a funny story and now it has an even funnier one. Good job Hoss, ya got me on that one. I wish I could shake your hand because it's not too often that old Roger Duke gets tricked.....LOL However, I did feel bad about your newspaper story. The part where you said you didn't answer was funny....of course after the inital laugh, I guess it's a little sad too....I hope you didn't miss a great opportunity.

Dixie Chicks (Poor Earl becomes a zombie. I don't feel sorry for him though)

"Now you sure yer okay?" *Bo nods head yes* "Well, I got my reasons fer not stopping them from going home. I'll explain it after this thing's all over but fer now I have a score to settle with this monster and I'm planning on doing it tomorrow or even tonight. He's done hurt my nephew and there ain't no way I'm letting him hurt you again or anybody else fer that matter. Hang on a while.... *Jesse turns on the CB/walkie talkie* "Breaker one breaker one, this here's Jesse Duke. Crazy Cooter you got yer ears on?" "Yes sir Mr Uncle Jesse. This here's Crazy Cooter, how you two surving out in that God forsaken place?" J "We've been better. Is everything fine with the farm?" C "Yes sir and I got some big news." J "Well, spit it out." C "Luke called and him and Daisy's coming home sometime tomorrow. He said y'all have some kinfolk up there in Charlotte who's coming down to take over caring for your other kinfolks or something....shucks, I can't recall any of the names." J "That IS big news Cooter! Thank ya very much fer relaying that message." *Jesse pauses as he and Bo smile at each other* C "Uh, is there anything else?" J "Naw......well...... there is one other thing. If you don't hear from us by this time tomorrow, send help....lots of help....'cause that means things didn't go so well. I'm gone." *The click of the walkie talkie turning off sounded ominous as the lives of the two Duke men lie in the balance*

Thanks for the update Garrett. I went to the Steelers-Browns game today so didn't watch any TV. I saw something in the Pittsburgh newspaper that you might want to comment on. Some folks are claiming that JJ's winning ways are hurting NASCAR because his constant success makes it boring....they blame part of that on the fact that his personality isn't very exciting. What do you think?