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RogerDuke

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  1. Finding Nemo (I love it when the birds say "Mine! Mine!")
  2. *With steam coming out of the front end of his crashed car Rosco got out and walked over to the passenger side of Enos's car* "Enos, you dipstick! What were you doing there?" "Uh, setting up a road block like you ordered sheriff" "Why did you set it up where I was going?" *Enos looked confused* "Uh, how was I able to know the exact spot you were going?" *Rosco's face was disgusted* "Well it don't make no difference anyhow" *Then he started to smile* "Because once we catch Jeff Gordon, I'll make enough money to fix 100 cars.....Khee Khee!" *Enos looked shocked* "Jeff Gordon, the NASCAR driver?" *Rosco responded sarcastically* "No you lugnut. Jeff Gordon, the appliance repair man!" *Rosco took off Enos's hat and hit him with it* "Of course Jeff Gordon the NASCAR racer. He was in the back seat of the General Lee. It looks like your car will still run so take me to the Boar's Nest. I need to see the Boss."
  3. We really enjoyed watching TomBo update us with his latest restoration pictures and now we're going to get to see another old car transformed into the most famous car in the world. Life is good!
  4. railroad tracks
  5. Sweet! You're going to love it here greenmonsta and we're going to love seeing pictures of the progress on your General Lee. Welcome to the HazzardNet!
  6. punch (poor Luke)
  7. Thanks for helping Hoss. I like posting on this thread because on the message board it says "Roger Duke....I just bought a '69 Charger" LOL Ya can't blame a feller fer dreamin'
  8. Oak Ridge Boys
  9. Welcome to the HazzardNet!

  10. "Khee Khee!" Rosco laughed as he chased the General Lee. "Those Duke boys are trying to help that Jeff Gordon feller but they didn't stop and realize they're making matters worse for him......and making matters better for me. When I catch that NASCAR legend I'll make enough money off him to pay fer all the patrol cars I've wrecked in the last twenty years. Now where's that dipstick of a deputy of mine?" *holds in CB hand-switch* "Enos, what's yer twenty? and ya'd better answer quick" *5 seconds later Enos responds* "Uh, my 20? I'm right here sheriff." Irrated, Rosco hollered into the CB "Where's HERE you dipstick?" Enos responded "Mount Vernon Highway, right by the old saw mill." *Rosco smiled and then ordered a road block for the approaching General Lee*
  11. I'll have someone post instructions on this thread so hang on a bit.
  12. Welcome to the HazzardNet!

  13. Thanks for the update Garrett. I watched the last 30 laps. It looked like Jr was going to pull out a win for awhile there. I suppose you're pretty happy. Jeff and Jr both moved up a few places in the points race. I think they said Jr went from 16th to 12th or something. So, what you you think of Jr's beard? It's getting pretty thick.
  14. Welcome to Hazzard County Driver. If you go down to "Episodes" and click on it and then go to "episode reviews" you could post reviews there. Or, if you're serious about sticking with it, you could start your own review thread down there and post one every time you see an episode. I'll respond to them and I wouldn't be surprised if other people will too. Since I'm watching them in order (again..LOL) I don't want to start back with season one but I just started with One Armed Bandits on Jan 1 so they're fresh in my mind. I see you're from Atlanta. Did you ever tour Conyers and Covington? We look forward to hearing more from you!
  15. squirell (I'll probably get accused of bringing the subject back to food. Well I am usually guilty of that, but flying squirrels are too small to eat so I'm innocent this time)
  16. Wow, this is awesome! When I get a little more time I've got to check this out in more detail. Thanks so much for posting this Hoss. You're great! Considering how sad I've been lately about seeing the original farm in Georgia come down, it's nice to see how good the California Hazzard looks.
  17. Congratulations greenmonsta! We had a guy on here named TomBo who posted pictures periodically of his restoration project when he created a General Lee. If you have the computer skills to post pictures we'd love to see a new General Lee born even it takes months or years. Hopefully you'll consider it. If you don't know how to post pictures, just let us know. I'm sure someone here with more computer skills than me can help. Stuff like that is easy for the moderators, Hoss and others, but I'm a little on the computer illiterate side. Once again, congratulations and good luck with your project!
  18. Welcome to the HazzardNet!

  19. I still don't know. Here's another guess. He was the one in the club who told a surprised Rosco every place the Duke boys were putting the one armed bandits and asked Rosco if he was going to take them away.
  20. sprint
  21. Nice job Hoss! Do you folks have April Fools Day over there?
  22. Welcome to Hazzard County Daisy Duke 01. I got a feeling you're gonna like this place. Does your police department set up celebrity speedtraps since there's so many talented singers running around Tennessee? If so, let me know if they ever catch Charlie Daniels.
  23. You got me on that one Hoss. I'm embarressed I don't know. I'm going to guess he was the guy by the mailboxes on "One Armed Bandits" but I don't think Bo and Luke said his name so I'm probably wrong. That might have been Paul Baxley. That orange juice joke was funny! I'm going to have to pass that on to my wife and daughter!
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