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Oh no, there's only an hour and a half left until Christmas Day is over (EST) and nobody's attempted to answer these. I'll admit some of them are tough but hey....ya got a 50-50 chance.

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If you want another Dukes Christmas tradition, the cartoon series that was just released also has a Christmas episode. It's called "A Dickens of a Christmas" and also has a scene in it where Boss is visted by three ghosts.

Here's 15 questions I wrote down tonight (Christmas Eve) while watching "The Great Santa Claus Chase." 1) What season is that episode from? a) 2 3 2) Who directed that episode? a) Denver Pyle Sorrell Booke 3) What uniform did Cooter have on at the beginning? a) boy scout deputy 4) What was Jesse's choir singing at the beginning? a) Come All Ye Faithful 12 Days of Christmas 5) Where did Bo and Luke get the truck full of Christmas trees? a) Chickasaw Central City 6) What color was the truck when they were robbed? a) white orange 7) What color did the thieves paint it? a) yellow blue 8) Who told Jesse that the parents of the kids in the choir won't let them sing for a Duke? a) Jimmie B. Otis J. 9) What was Rosco concerned about that he thought got buried in a ton of dirt? a) $10,000 Flash 10) What channel was the CB on when Boss was napping? a) 19 22 11) Who's voice was the ghost of Christmas present? a) Bo Cooter 12) Who's 3 pick up trucks were used to deliver trees? a) Morgan's Molasses Yellow Pine Construction 13) What song was being sung while decorating the tree at the Duke farm? a) Silent Night White Christmas 14) What song was being sung when the Dukes and guests heard Santa's sleighbells? a) Deck the Halls Jingle Bells 15) Which deputy was at that Christmas party? a) Enos Cletus

Miz Tisdale jumped up like an excited little girl. "It's a Christmas miracle! We're saved!" Even Jesse could barely contain his excitement. "Emma's motorcycle broke down. If you wouldn't have come along we'd have probably been out here all night in this blizzard!" Emma got in the car and commented "Hey those folks in that car in front of you look like that nice young couple who done bought my sister's house. I didn't know they had a son. I heard they didn't have any kids at all." Jesse brushed the snow off his shoulders before getting in. "If that's what I think it is, we may have more than one Christmas miracle on our hands."

I'm like you Hoss. I don't read much fiction. I mostly read books about astronomy and the global economy. (The two subjects might not be related but they both deal with a lot of big numbers). LOL I used to read more fiction. My favorite author is Jack London who wrote Call of the Wild and White Fang. One of the most amazing things I ever read is a short story of his about how it felt to freeze to death. The story was so well written you could read it in a heat wave and still get the chills.

Merry Christmas everyone!!! .....and thank you Lord for the birth of your Son.

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*It didn't take long for the temperature to drop yet another 10 degrees. The cold front had not only lowered the temps dramatically, it brought a massive black cloud that pushed through the area like a monsterous wall of misery. Then it happened. One moment a few light snowflakes fell and minutes later, the snow was falling so hard and fast, it was tough to see anything farther than 100 feet away* Emma was frantic as she gripped Jesse's arm. She started to cry. "Jesse, whatever are we going to do? Nobody ever comes down this road to begin with. Now that it's snowing this hard, nobody's going to be even leaving their house." Jesse tried to calm her "Don't worry Emma. My boys will find us. I can almost hear that dixie horn now" Emma then said something that scared the daylights out of Jesse "I hate to tell you this. Mind you, I didn't hear the whole conversation so I'm not exactly sure what's going on but I did overhear Rosco at the Boar's Nest this morning promising Boss your boys will be in jail before the day's over." *The snow covered Jesse's red hat, turning it white as his hopes to be rescued faded.*

I got a chuckle out of this quote. My daughter moved from the snow belt of Lake Erie to Virgina and she told us things were like that down there. Folks down there don't know how to handle much snow....but, in their defense...the roads don't get cleared out very well because they don't have as many plow trucks. Of course, it's hard to justify to taxpayers to buy a lot of plow trucks when you don't get much snow.

cable (what a coincidence..I just bought a car battery today)

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*Two hours later Daisy ended the Christmas concert practice. She walked outside and looked around, very concerned. After Ira Grant explained that Jesse had borrowed his Mustang and not returned, Daisy's concern grew deeper. Back on Willow Road, Jesse had a crackling fire going just as the cold front was arriving. The temperature had already dropped 10 degrees in the short time they had been there. Emma sat on a log by the fire, gazing into the flame as her ears were focused on listening for the sound of distant oncoming vehicles. Jesse gathered up a lot of firewood to prepare for the possibility that they could be spending a lot of time there before being rescued. He then sat beside Emma who put her head on Jesse's shoulder.* "Do you think somebody's gonna come by Jesse?" Jesse's response sounded confident "Why sure they will Emma." But inside, the old ridge runner was getting nervous.

Amen to that LucasDucas. Amen to that!

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I don't know but I'm guessing... Jimmie and Sorrell

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Welcome to Hazzard County Lucas. You sure sound like the kind of person who belongs here and we're excited to hear a lot more from you. Earlier this week I heard Alabama's "Tennessee Christmas" on the radio. Any chance of a white Christmas down there?