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Thanks for the update but.... Where's our two guys Garrett?

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Which of these were on the show? Dottie West OR Dolly Parton Sugar Maple Swamp OR Cotton Lake Hogg's Dynamite Emporium OR Hazzard Hunting Club

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Garrett's right. With quote's like this you sure sound like you belong here. Welcome to Hazzard County!

I noticed something is missing from your post Garrett. You didn't mention that my man David Ragen finished 35th. You did mention that your man finished 7th but now I'm starting to wonder if you didn't mention Ragen because at the time you posted the top 10, Ragen was still racing. I have to admit he was a mite slower than I expected. Oh well, he's young and already has a win (even though it was last year) so I'm going to give him time to develop. In the meantime, Jeff Gordon is almost as old as Jesse Duke and his reflexes are slowing down so it's only a matter of time before the #6 car will be keeping up with him on a regular basis...so enjoy this while you can.

Ditto! Happy Memorial Day everyone. Hmmm....hey Hoss, do they have a version of Memorial Day over there on the other side of the Atlantic Swamp?

Congratulations B.L., your gamble paid off. I'm not sure if you were swayed by K-Duke's opinion or not but either way, you got all three right. Nice job with the assist K-Duke.

I like to tease you Garrett but don't let me fool you....I really do like the Cubs. In fact there's very few teams besides the Pirates that I would enjoy seeing win the World Series. The Cubs are one of them. I admire your loyalty. My Pirates have 19 losing seasons in a row but I still love them. Dukes fans are loyal to the things they love and folks like us are proof of that. Now, back to the teasing.... Ya didn't happen to notice that the Pirates have beaten the Cubs three games in a row this weekend, did ya?

Okay, we have a contest. It's best out of three. So far you're leading in fantasy baseball and I'm leading in the Pirates-Cubs series. It looks like this Memorial Day battle will be settled on the racetrack....sounds like the makings of a Dukes episode.

You missed one B.L. Do you want to leave your answers as they are and accept the one miss... OR do you want to try again and get them all correct or possibly miss two?

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Congratulations Daney. It's nice to see a future Dukes fan entering the world, especially one so lucky as to have you for a grandmother. By the way folks, I met Daney about three years ago and there's no way she looks old enough to be a grandmother.

Sorry to break this to you Garrett but your Cubs have lost 11 games in a row and 6 of them have been by only one run. They sure are having a string of bad luck. After my Pirates beat them 1-0 last night, tonight's game was tied going into the bottom of the ninth. With the bases loaded and two outs the Cubs pitcher hit the batter to force in the winning run. Like old Waylon would say, "Now that's something you just don't see every day." We might be battling it out in fantasy baseball, NASCAR and Cubs vs Pirates this weekend Garrett but there's one thing I'm sure we can agree on. It's nice that the Pirates are wearing military camo to honor the troops for Memorial Day.

ROFL Just when I thought I'd heard everything, leave it to Brian to show me that I haven't. This is the first time I'd ever heard anyone describe themselves like this. It's funny Brian but I sure hope you don't put in on a job application when they ask about your "background".

Which of these were on the show? Carter's Corners Waterfall OR Tucker Ridge Gomer Pyle OR Homer Griggs Bluebonnet Road OR Apple Cider Lane

Hey Garrett, since this seems to be rivalry weekend for us (see baseball thread), let's start a third competition and put a friendly bet on who finishes higher this weekend David Ragen or your man, what's his name again, Gorden Jeff? *extends hand out to shake*

You might be still crushing me in fantasy baseball but here's three things that will put a damper in your celebration... 1) I have three pitchers starting Saturday and three starting Sunday. 2) My hitters (combined) are only batting .200. Since they're way better than that, there's a good chance they'll stage a comeback this weekend. Good hitters can't be kept down for long you know. 3) To make our rivalry more interesting, not only are we duking it out in fantasy sports but the Pirates are playing the Cubs. And oh, by the way, the Buccos just beat the Cubbies 1-0 just about an hour ago. *dances in celebration*

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I was feeling sorry for you Garrett but now that I've seen how bad you're crushing me in fantasy baseball this week I've lost any sympathy for you that I had. You must be cheating somehow. I just can't figure out how. If you're not, please give me a break and bench some of your better players so I can make a comeback this week. Show some respect for the number one guy in the division would you. (Sorry folks, I didn't want my rivalry with Garret to spill over but I'm getting beat so bad I just couldn't contain my emotions)

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