RogerDuke

Here we are in the Hazzard Swamp celebrating Meadowmufn's great news. It's going to be a 3 day shindig but will start a little early (namely now). Everybody is invited and anybody can do anything they want with a character as long as it's keeping within the spirit and ratings of the show. Aha, it looks the first to arrive to the shack (besides the host, myself) is Jesse and Hobie. Both are carrying two, one gallon clear glass jugs of water. That's four gallons of water to add to the buttermilk that I brought. It's good that they brought water. Somebody might bring salty chips and that would make folks thirsty. Hmm, I wonder why they're being so careful with it. It is just water....isn't it? I wonder who is coming next. *cue anybody*

*HUGE SMILE THAT WILL LAST ALL DAY* This calls for a multi-day party!

This party's going great. Hey Hobie, I hate to tell you but Jesse's finest is a lot more popular than yours. Don't blame me. I'm a buttermilk guy myself. Meadowmufn's looking pretty happy....the center of attention and adoration.

You're not going to be happy with our results Hobie because they make it even more confusing. After playing it 7 times my wife thinks it is "coin to the rim" and I think it's "corner to rim". Neither of us heard the word "of" or "realm"

Feel free to add to the list. What are you folks bringing?

This is awesome! Now we get to party tonight and party after the double check in a few months. Party time tonight.....Waylon's bringing his guitar. Enos is bringing the buttermilk. Lulu is bringing the bon bons. Daisy is bringing daisies. Bo is bringing trout to fry up. Jesse is bringing his finest...Hobie is bringing his too so folks can vote on which is best. Cooter is bringing leftover doughnuts and beer from his breakfast. Emma Tisdale is bringing her dirt bike to give rides. Luke is bringing fresh berries. Cletus is bringing spaghetti. Boss is too cheap to bring anything. And (saved the best for last) Rosco is bringing his warmest hugs for his dear friend.

happiness

Well Spike, you didn't get everthing you wanted but maybe things will get back to normal now. Woops, there's that word again...normal.

Back to normal. Antibiotics work! (probably shouldn't us the word normal. Folks 'round here know I've never been that)

LOL...we've had something similar over here. Years ago, the word "bad" was used to mean something good thanks to folks like Michael Jackson and Mr T. Now the younger generation uses "sick" and "ridiculous" to describe something that is good. It can be hard to for an old redneck to keep up with. So I guess this means that I should hope that the spider that bit me was deadly, sick, ridiculous and bad. If it was then I should be fine. (fine meaning fine....not the opposite of fine)

....until we celebrate the great news.

pain

*cue the post where Hoss shows us a picture of 100 spiders*

My chills and hot flashes improved today but the rash has gotten much bigger. I'll probably go back tomorrow since I also have a lot of soreness in my neck and both shoulders. I'm on Cephalexin. I'm starting to understand why humans have evolved to have a fear of spiders.

Wednesday evening I was watching TV and out of the clear blue sky started to get the chills. No matter what I did I couldn't warm up.....and then at times I'm hot and sweating. Thursday morning I noticed a big red patch near my left armpit. I never got better, going from chills to sweating all day so Friday went to the doctor. It looks like an infected spider bite (it' s not a tick bite) so now I'm on antibiotics but still havent made any improvements. I can't stay awake for more than a couple hours. Hopefully the antibiotics will start working their magic soon. It's a small problem compared to what MM is going through but it has been a really rough 3 days.

It probably seems like Tuesday will take forever but it will be here before you know it. You are greatly loved.

I'll have to check that out. The only similar thing I remember is from Jude Emery. As I recall Daisy is saying something but her mouth doesn't move.

Nickel

airplane (although it doesn't fly quite as high)

I turned 20 that day...7 days after John Schneider turned 20. I hope we can get to the bottom of this Dukes mystery. I bet Boss and Rosco are behind all this....probably some scheme for Boss to make a few bucks.

avalanche (a lot of rocks rolling)

quiet

I just rewatched "Stuntlife" on the DVD. It was nice to be able to back up some of the scenes, something I couldn't do at the big screen premier. I'm just amazed at how awesome this movie is. It is a must have for Dukes fans.

high voltage

Good point Hobie. Besides, Boss might be a lot of things but dumb is not one of them. He won't mess with Meadowmufn.