RogerDuke

So sorry to hear about your loss Garrett. I know exactly what it feels like. We lost Daisy 7 years ago and her sister Angel the next year and didn't get another dog until last year. Now our dog is almost 2 years old and also has a Dukes name, Lulu.....well, a middle name that is. Her name is Mocha but then became MochaLou and then MochaLouLou. Sometimes she gets called Lulu....quite a bit actually. Flash the cat is long gone, replaced by Nala from Lion King. I don't remember a single cat on Dukes.

balloon

Hoss is right about that. Welcome to the HazzardNet. We're happy to have you here. How long have you been a fan? Do you have a favorite character or episode? Ever met one of the actors?

combustion engine

Luke learned to fly ULTRALIGHTS in the Marines.

Witness for the PERSECUTION

romance

NEDRA Volz (BL Davenport has me thinking about her with that Postmistress story)

These are really good! Thanks for sharing them.

boat (we're gonna need a bigger boat)

shark

Hmmm, that gives me an idea. You could still come to the race but you can be the one who shoots the starter gun and waves the checkered flag. Except....we've never really used the checkered flag. Nobody has ever finished all four laps so if you left right after the race started you won't have to witness all the carnage. If you are on probation and can't shoot a starter gun, I'm sure Bo or Luke will lend you a bow and dynamite arrow.

bank

What would you rather see Hoss, a 0-0 tie or a 5-5 tie? I like high scoring sports events.....but a lot of fans love defensive contests. Give me a 12-11 baseball game any day over a 1-0 game.

But I thought you were a big racing fan. You are right though, it's not that fun. Unless you are only a spectator....then it's a blast.

begging

Aunt KATE

bees

Score prediction: USA 3 and England 1 (that's one, not won)

Bear (Sonny Shroyer played Bear Bryant in Forrest Gump)

Play IT Again Luke

It is definitely more fun than the Buttermilk 4.00 where you have to chug a quart of buttermilk and run around the barn 4 times without barfing. Nobody has made it all 4 laps yet but whoever gets the farthest wins. Hobie won it last year with a personal best of 2.75 laps.

Got my Christmas present early. Garrett is back. I don't need anything else....although I have to admit, Meadowmufn's General Lee knife looks pretty good.

You can take all of that money out of Boss's bank and use it to make the Moonshine 400 a national event. I bet you'll be profitable after the first race.

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