B.L. Davenport

Bout that time B.L pulled up and got out of her car looking at Lori then the rest of them then back to Lori and asked. "What's a matter with her she finally go off the deep end?" Cooter shook his head 'no' although he wasn't exactly sure that was the right answer. "She's drunk, Luke took her keys so she hotwired midnight we all cornered her and she jumped Luke then Dixie and her got into it now she's laughin' like a lunatic for some unknown reason." B.L shook her head listening to the events that had just transpired then walked to the back of her car getting out a jug of water, the Judge had been overheating a little and she hadn't had time to see why or have Cooter do it. Uncapping the bottle douses Lori good the hysterical laughing stops instantly. Lori jumped up and tackled B.L and the two went rolling around on the ground B.L finally getting the upper hand since Lori was still pretty drunk straddling Lori's stomach and pinning her hands to the ground above her head......

B.L and Daisy heard the sirens blow by the Boar's Nest and the distinct sounds of 'dixie' resounding through the air. The two looked at each other and headed out the door in a hurry locking up again and putting up the closed sign jumping in their vehicles tearing out of the parking lot to try and get Rosco off the General's tail. Daisy picked up the CB and said "Bo Peep to Lost sheep you got yer ears on?" Luke picked up the mic in the General and answered "Lost Sheep 1 here Daisy we hear ya loud and clear honey but we're a little busy trying to shake Rosco right now." B.L picked up her mic in the Judge hearing Luke and Daisy's transmission and said "Hang loose Luke maybe me and Daisy can get rid of that leech on yer tail." Luke: "would be much obliged if ya can B.L" B.L: "I have an idea ya'll let's play chicken, if Rosco wants to be a bird of prey let him. Luke ya'll turn a 180 and head back this way." Bo yanked on the wheel and turned a sharp 180 almost colliding with Rosco but somehow the sheriff managed to get out of the way and turn his car around giving chase again. What he didn't count on though was seeing B.L and Daisy coming straight at him he couldn't get around either of them and had no choice but to go between them. He closed his eyes and hoped he made it through........

Sure enough it wasn't long before Luke and Dixie were back at the garage to help Cooter work on the General Lee. They climbed out of the wrecker going over to where Cooter was under the General's hood and leaning in to have a look see at what Cooter was doing. Luke: "How is he Coot?" Cooter: "What have you been doing to the poor ole General Lucas?" Luke shrugged and said "Nothin' just practicin' s'all" Soon the sounds of the two Davenports and Luke could be heard along with just friendly chatter while they all worked on the car to get General Lee ready for the big race that was coming up. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meanwhile B.L was back at the farm getting ready for work she'd just started working at the Boar's Nest with Daisy after one of the other waitresses quit. Putting on a pair of short shorts, red low cut tank top and red high heels she checked her long blonde hair in the mirror it hung halfway down her back instead of the usual ponytail and she had on just a hint of makeup. Deciding she was as ready as she'd ever be she grabbed her purse and went out the door getting in the Judge and headed to work truth was she was a little nervous she hoped she didn't screw up any orders or spill anything on any of the customers she really needed this job because Lori was running shine which B.L was the only one she'd told about it and Cooter got paid for working at the garage with Luther and B.L wanted to prove herself and make her own spending money and not have to borrow from Luther,Lori or Cooter all the time. Arriving at the Boar's Nest B.L was just pulling up as Daisy got there and they walked in together. B.L told Daisy nervously.... "I hope I don't screw up so bad Boss fires me on the first day Lori'd just love that." Daisy: "You'll be fine sugar." The two got busy taking the chairs off the tables and setting them up before the people started drifting in although it was still too early for many people to be drinking but some would come in for the greasy cookies and a cup of coffee for breakfast on their way to work.

B.L came downstairs rubbing sleep out of her eyes and holding her pounding head she heard Anna's voice and stopped dead in her tracks making a 180 and going back upstairs to Dixie's room shaking her awake rather roughly. B.L: "Dixie wake up your mother's here!" Dixie sat up rubbing her sleepy eyes "Mom's here? so she probably came to see Cooter graduate." B.L rubbed her head Dixie had a point there she didn't know why she hadn't thought about that. The two girls got off the bed going downstairs. Anna looked hearing them coming into the kitchen she raised her eyebrows at their clothing or rather lack of it in her opinion. Both had on a skimpy tank top and short shorts and B.L looked sick. Anna asked with concern for her neice "B.L honey are you alright?" B.L nodded and immediately regretted it holding her head "Yes ma'am just not feeling good this morning." There was no need to tell Aunt Anna that she was hung over that would just start WW3 and B.L wasn't ready for any family squabbles until she had some coffee in her which she was pouring that very second. Anna however wasn't dumb she looked at Luther with narrowed eyes and wondered just what he'd let their daughter do. "Luther this child has been drinking!" Luther looked at B.L he knew the kids had a party after graduation last night and that there had been alcohol present and that more than a few of them had probably gotten drunk B.L and Lori was no exception and likely Cooter either if he hadn't been then he surely would get that way at some point after hearing he had a daughter. He looked at Anna and said "She's paying for her drinking from the looks of it she's got a killer headache. Anna there's something you need to know, Cooter's not gonna be home for possibly a couple of days." Anna sat her coffee down as B.L and Dixie joined them at the table hungover or not B.L didn't want to miss a single minute of this conversation. Luther took a deep breath and let it out slowly then said. "Anna we're grandparents Cooter's gone to see his daughter in Alabama" Anna.....

B.L had got stopped by Dixie on her way past Dixie's door to her own bedroom. She wanted to know what was going on all Luther had told her before was that Cooter had gotten a call from Beverly. "Welp *hiccup* cousin seems *hiccup* Cooter's got hisself *hiccup* a kid *hiccup* and is gone *hiccup* to *hiccup* to alabama fer a spell" B.L drunkenly informed Dixie to which Dixie's mouth fell open almost hitting the floor. They talked a few more minutes about the situation and then B.L stumbled to her room and fell into bed but she didn't sleep either the news of Cooter having a kid in alabama had sobered her up some and she was thinking about the news.

B.L was one of them five girls that was drunker than a skunk besides Lori. While Lori was sitting in Luke's lap and singing and drinking the rest of them was just settin' around here and there. All the sudden the CB was heard and it was Luther calling Cooter. "Crazy C you got yer ears on?" Cooter shushed the drunk girls as best he could which wasn't very good they were done too far gone to care then he answered the call "Yeah Dad what's up?" Luther proceeded to tell Cooter about a phone call that had come for him from Beverly in Alabama. Seems she was getting married to this other guy that was wealthy. But the biggest news was she'd had a baby a little girl and all Cooter had to do was do the math to know who the father was. He got this dazed sick look on his face and nearly fell over. Seeing that look sobered Lori and B.L up pretty quick as they jumped to their feet and made their way over to him a little unsteadily catching him before he could fall completely to the ground easing him down instead he looked at his two female cousins and Luke who was now hovering over him too and babbled. "I......I don't believe it I....I'm a daddy" Luke....... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ B.L and Lori....

Cooter smiled and nodded saying "Guess so" Lori smiled her first real smile since the proposal by Billy Ray and said with a small chuckle. "Preacher never woulda got past the objections cos nobody would have held their peace." Cooter had to laugh in agreement he could just imagine everybody jumping up at once protesting when the preacher said 'if there be any objections speak now or forever hold your peace' even the bride would probably have objected he thought.....

Luke fell over laughing and said "You just explained a whoooole lot Coot" Cooter scratched his head and made funny face not sure what he'd just explained all he'd said was Lori was a Davenport. He asked "Explained what?" Luke got up shaking his head at Cooter saying while still chuckling "Never mind Cooter" Cooter shrugged and took a drink of shine and they went back to talking about everything in general.

They were the comfurt cousins

it's gail I'm sure of it

Meanwhile B.L had gotten brave enough to go home, she wanted to see what sort of trouble Dixie had managed to find home alone. Pulling into the yard she saw Uncle Luther's and Dixie's both vehicles, going in the house Uncle Luther was no where in sight and there was nary a sound in the house either. B.L grinned and wondered if Dixie had managed to get herself killed for some indiscretion. Going through the downstairs not finding anybody B.L went upstairs looking there was nobody up there either she thought until she heard muffled sounds coming from Dixie's room she knocked and opened the door slowly to find Dixie face buried in her pillow crying. "What's the matter Dix ya sick?" Dixie shook her head and said into the pillow not looking at B.L "Dad whipped me" Well this revelation nearly knocked B.L on her fanny Dixie was the one that rarely got taken to the woodshed compared to her,Lori and Cooter. Going into the room B.L sat on the edge of the bed and asked "What for?" Dixie: "Cos Uncle Jesse caught me and Bo in the barn foolin' around" B.L: "Holy Smoke girl! After all this with Lori and Luke and the bet you STILL went to the barn with Bo? What'd Uncle Jesse say?" She had a pretty good idea of what Jesse had said or rather did about it. Dixie nodded to answer B.L's first question and then with a shakey breath answered the second. "He...whipped us B." B.L winced and creased her brow two in one day no wonder Dixie was still in tears. B.L however didn't feel sorry for Dixie long it was her own fault she knew better than to be in that barn with Bo after all the trouble between Luke and Lori lately. Getting off the bed she swatted Dixie's sore behind once then ran like the devil himself was after her as Dixie jumped up stiffly trying to give chase. Giving up part way down the hall though Dixie picked up one of B.L's tennis balls that had somehow gotten out into the hall and chunked it at her bouncing it off the back of B.L's head. "Better keep that in yer room afore Dad sees it laying around fer somebody to trip on." B.L rubbed the back of her head and whirled around on Dixie cussing the younger girl for hitting her in the back of the head with the ball. Then grabbing it where it had bounced off and rolled back out into the hall she tossed it in the corner of her room and slammed the door turning on her stereo loud. Dixie went back to her own room and turned up her own stero with both going it was so loud the windows was rattling. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Back at the Boar's Nest......

Dixie meanwhile had went over to the Duke farm to see Bo she liked him and knew he liked her ALOT. Bo looked up from where him and Luke sat talking on the doorstep when Dixie pulled up. He got up off the step and made his way to her car as she got out. Bo: "Hey Dix" Dixie: "Hey Bo" Bo: "How are ya?" Dixie: "I'm fine, how are you?" Bo: "I'm fine" Truth was he was getting a little hot. Luke shook his head at the two and left them to themselves going inside for a cold shower. Bo took Dixie's hand and led her off toward the barn. In the barn he led her up to the loft, before long clothes were strewn all around them and soft giggles and moans could be heard. Unknown to the two Uncle Jesse needed some jars for a shipment of shine and when he came into the barn he heard the noises. Now normally he wouldn't spy just let his prescense be known but he thought it might be Luke breaking the bet so he climed the ladder the sight that met his eyes nearly gave the Duke patriarch a heart attack. "WHAT IN TARNATION IS GOING ON HERE??!!!!"

spike? I'm guessing i haven't gotten around to watching that one to find out yet.

*laughs* I thought you were proud of that nickname Lor?

B.L had woke up from her nap but was still just sitting leaned back in the chair listening to all the sounds in the garage around her. Sitting up though she looked at Lori with a smirk and said "Well cuz grandma already thinks me an' you is the two baddest girls around cos we do think of fun." Lori couldn't help grinning a little at the thought she was bad and said "Me worse than you." Chuckling B.L had to agree there she was still gonna get Dixie though all this torture had been her fault because she blabbed to Grandma playing the innocent little angel as always. Grinning wickedly B.L thought if Grandma really only knew that Dixie hasn't been as good as she pretended. Cooter and Bo came back to the rest after looking at the new parts Cooter raised his eyebrows questioningly at B.L's wicked grin. Luke.......

Out in the woodshed B.L was frantically pleading her case "Uncle Luther I swear I didn't mean to knock Grandma down. Lori had her radio up real loud and I was trying to get her to turn it down." Luther sighed and looked to the ceiling of the woodshed wondering 'why me' then relented and sent B.L back inside. B.L went straight to her room she could hear Lori and Dixie aggrevating the boys.

Dixie just walked out and saw the two she was as excited as Lori about having them both there tonight. B.L wasn't getting a response with her knocking so now she was beating on the wall with her tennis shoe yelling "LOREN TURN THAT DOWN OR I'M GONNA TURN IT DOWN FER YA!!!!" Grandma D raised up it sounded like them girls was bustin' the house down she started to go up the stairs and give them a piece of her cane when all the sudden Lori came tumbling down the stairs where B.L had thrown her down knocking poor ole Grandma off her feet. Lori jumped to her feet and and ran up the stairs screaming like a banshee "BL I'LL KILL YOU" B.L laughed and said "Catch me first" then slid down the banister nearly giving grandma a coronary at the less than lady like behavior.

Luke looked to Bo and shook his head it seemed these three girls couldn't go five minutes without fighting. Lori went over to Luke and rubbed against his side blowing in his ear again making him shiver and rub the blown sensation from his ear if she kept that up he didn't think he could hold to the bet. Bo was trying to get B.L's attention with no luck she wasn't having any of it to her he was just a 'kid'.

Lori and B.L kept right on singing their bedrooms was right next to each other so they was singing a "I've got friends in low places" through the wall one singing a verse then the other then they'd join in together on the chorus. "WELL I'VE GOT FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES WHERE THE WHISKEY DROWNS AND THE BEER CHASES MY BLUUUES AWAYYYYY!!!!" Grandma D had had enough of this caterwallin especially this particular song which she didn't approve of. Not only did she not like the fact the girls wore jeans and t-shirts but she thought it was just absolutely dreadful that they went to the Boar's Nest. Going into Lori's room first then B.L's she dragged them out of their beds by their ear and to the bathroom then put them both under the cold shower that sobered them up real quick and they both screeched. "GRANDMAAAAA!!!" Cooter had managed to get to sleep somehow from all the caterwallin' but when the two screeched from the bathroom right next to his room he jumped and fell out of bed, scrambling to his feet he ran down the hall to see if the old woman was killing them. Dixie meanwhile was hid around the corner laughing her head off.......

Oak Ridge Boys Baker's Creek Peach Street Hotel i'm only absolutely sure about the oak ridge boys cos they were on twice and are my favorite country group since i was little.

Grandma Davenport unknown to Lori or Luther was dead serious about putting Lori in a mideval chastity belt. She may not be able to save Lori's virginity but she could at least keep her from being referred to as a 'woman of the night' and heading down that particular road and getting paid for her 'services'. B.L has finally stopped laughing when Lori had went to her room but hearing Dixie poking fun at Lori didn't help she was muffling laughs in her pillow. She had to help Lori out of this perdicament before Grandma D decided it was a good idea to put her and possibly Dixie in a chastity belt too.....

Emboldened by Lori's action B.L was the next one to go AWOL she had that itchy dress off and her jeans and a halter top on faster than you can say jack frost running out the door jumping in the Judge. Just as she was about to peel out Cooter jumped in the window his feet still hanging out as B.L tore up the dust heading someplace any place but home with Grandma Davenport! The old woman in question was standing in the yard shaking her walking stick at the retreating car and threatening to use it on some behinds. Cooter grumbled as he righted himself in the passenger seat...... "You coulda gimme time to change." B.L: "Nuh uh not and stick around there just untuck ya shirt and mess up yer hair." Cooter did just that as B.L continued to speed toward the Boar's Nest. In the parking lot they saw Luke's car and Lori's getting out of the Judge they could hear the ruckus going on inside shrugging to each other they walked in but by then everything had stopped because someone had yelled Rosco. Lori was still giving Luke the evil eye though so the two Davenport escapees joined them asking.... "What's going on?" Lori looked at them and said "I got involved!!" Cooter and B.L just shook their heads it seemed Lori never would learn where Luke was concerned no matter how much anybody tried to tell her.

Luke looked at her smiling and said "I can't help it everytime I look at you I just can't stop myself getting involved. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Meanwhile at the Davenport farm it was a race to see who was gonna kill Dixie first Cooter or B.L or just maybe it'd be a combined effort. They had Dixie trapped she'd started to run around the outside of the house to try and make a break for one of the vehicles only to find B.L had her cornered on one end and Cooter on the other both stalking toward her with looks that could kill. B.L made it to Dixie first and grabbed her shaking her hard. "DIXIE LEE DAVENPORT IF I WANT MY BUSINESS SPLATTERED ALL OVER THE COUNTY I'LL TELL IT!!!!" Poor ole Dixie's teeth was a rattling in her head B.L was shaking her so hard. Cooter wasn't pleased with her either because of her he'd spent a night in jail then had to go to school. But he didn't want B.L to shake all her brains out of her ears either nor for Luther to catch them so he was desperately trying to pry B.L's hands off Dixie. "B...let her go ya gonna shake her brains loose" B.L "WHAT BRAIN SHE AIN'T GOT ONE OR SHE'D A KEPT HER MOUTH SHUT" Just then.......

Dear cousin Dixie..cut the innocent act 'sister' we all know your no good goody two shoes! LOL B.L Davenport

Cooter thought fast and propped a chair under the door knob so Rosco couldn't get in. He then looked at the others and put his finger to his lips shushing them and pointed toward the window they were gonna have to crawl out it to get to the vehicles while Rosco was trying to get in the door. Luke and Cooter climbed out the window first then helped Lori and B.L out since Lori had a busted knee and B.L was wearing her prom dress as they crept toward the vehicles and climbed in Lori and Luke in the wrecker and B.L got in with Cooter this time Rosco finally got into the shack but it was empty. Just as Rosco kicked through the door the engines roared and the 4 teenagers tore out heading for the Duke farm so they could discuss this in the barn........