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OK...my gold 1983 Tran Am, T top with a black eagle on the hood, can go close to 180 mph, because I souped it up and I use special MoonS.....er....FLUID! yea....that's it!.....fluid! to make my car run so fast. My tank is full ( in more ways than one!) and I know the track around the county better than anybody! My mech...mech.....mech......my RePAIR man has taken special time this week to get this machine into top shape! And I'm getting ready for it as soon as everyone else prep.....prep...prep.....gets ready. The only thing I've got left to do, is take a little sip ( you never waste a sip!) .....ooooo that's smoooth! * I'll be back later with an adult beverage or 2 or ....5....and see what has been going on........Adult beverage.....a man's got to have his vitamin A....lol !!

I have decided to enter Jesse's white F-150 in the race. Emma looked it up and found out it is against postal regulations to enter the dirt bike. Me and Cooter souped up the old Ford this morning and tested it. It's a strange coincidence you are getting 180 mph. I hit 181 mph in the truck this afternoon. Cooter thinks he can improve on that.

brain Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the P is silent.

I love this from Season 7 Cool Hands, Luke & Bo. The Osage County Colonel Cassius B. Claiborne episode. Sheriff R. P. "Droopy" Cathcarte and Colonel Cassius B. Claiborne are chasing the prison caravan, and the prisoners in the back from the Osage County Prison are throwing the picks, axes, etc at the patrol car. Bo is driving the prison truck. Bo:"Y'all, I can't hold 'em off anymore! Give 'em all you got!" They start throwing the items off the truck at the car. Colonel Cassius B. Claiborne:"Them boys are tryin' to hurt us bad Droopy!" Droopy:"Don't worry Mr. Claiborne sir! We'll get 'em!"

LOL!! Not to worry....I'll have a buzz on, so I won't care! LOL!

I don't know how to get into contact with them , so I better stay out of this but smarter people in here might be able to help! Good luck to you cousin! We hope to see you around often and soon!

Pterodactyl ( betcha never knew the town drunk could spell something like that, huh? ) *( They dun learned me real good in that there school I dun ben to!! I majored in English, with an emphasis on Grammar! )

Hi wondering if I can get Tom Wopat and John shneider autograph sign my item only need both there’s years ago o got Catherine Bach at auto Rama in Detroit Michigan she signed my item I have it’s a PlayStation dukes of hazard game just need to have them sign it for me iam big fan on disability don’t go anywhere to much on tight budget wife and I please help we’ll make my bucket list thanks Richard m.

......come to think of it....first place is a blue ribbon and second place is red. No matter what ribbon you get it will look red to you.... so you have second place wrapped up.

He's probably not going to get very far in the Moonshine 400. Those civilized NASCAR drivers are used to races that actually have rules.

Well , I figure we need some time to let others find out about it and have fun talking it up and you just KNOW the race will be on DOH day.....can't decide....this Friday or next Friday?......any thoughts?

I'm still deciding if I should ride the dirt bike or the white Ford F-150. Might not decide until the last minute. How many days before the race HH?

Chase led for 29 laps so that was fun.

Season 6 Undercover Dukes. Anna Louise (Seeing Luke and JoJo fighting. She stops them.)"Stop it! If Mr. Carver finds out, we'll all be gone! What's this about JoJo?" JoJo:"Ask yer new boyfriend!"

Union ARMY Lt. Gen. Walker ATKINSON (Mentioned in the payroll letter in 'Treasure of Hazzard')