Season 6 Undercover Dukes
Bo: "Luke, how come they didn't find that camera?"
Luke: "Because they ain't allowed to eat on duty."
Bo: "What?"
Luke: "Want a hot buttered camera?"
Season 4 The Great Bank Robbery
Waylon Jennings:"Friends, if Boss only knew that money Rosco seen was from his bank, he would be chokin' on that Pork Chop."
Season 4 Coltrane vs Duke
Waylon Jennings:"Meanwhile, the judge was delayed by eatin' at the Chickasaw Diner. You know what, some folks have been delayed permanently eatin' there."
Season 4 Double Dukes
Turk:"What do we do with 'em now?"
Moody:"Crate 'em. Put 'em in dead storage. Get it? Coffin Works, dead storage!" Him and Turk laugh, Bo sarcastically joins in.
Waylon Jennings:(About Turk and Moody) "You know, them boys are about as funny as findin' a rattlesnake in yer bed!"
(Season 1 Deputy Dukes)
Luke Duke:"Awe awe!"
Bo Duke:"Well, are we gonna go after 'em, or are we just gonna sit here all day!?"
Luke Duke:"Well, it just so happens I left my car keys in my pants pocket, an' right now, I ain't got no pants pockets!"
Bo Duke:"Since when do we need keys to start a car!?"
Luke Duke:"Alright!"
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