Hazzard Swamp
Everyone knows strange things go on in the Hazzard Swamp... Beware on entering this forum. The nuts hang out here. If you're one of the nuts, pay no heed to the previous warning. Don't get too nutty tho' or we'll have to have the men in white coats come pick ya up... *Warning* There may be "adult" humor in here. If you're easily offended or under 18, it is advised not to enter here. Folks, try to keep it as clean as possible.
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This is where we run our March Madness style tournament... Hazzard style!
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A year ago last thursday, I was strolling in the zoo When I met a man who thought he knew the lot He was laying down the law about the habbits of baboons And the number of quills a porcupine has got So I asked him "What's that creature's name?" and he answered "That's a helk!" And I'd have gone on thinking that was true If the animal in question hadn't put that chap to shame, And remarked—"I ain't a helk—I'm a gnu! I'm a gnu—I'm a gnu The g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo I'm a gnu—how do you do? You really oughtta g-know w-who's w-who I'm a gnu—spelt G - N - U I'm not a camel or a kangaroo So let me introduce, I'm neither man nor moose Oh, g-no, g-no, g-no,…
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This was on my front page on my computer! I wonder if it was Luke, Bo....( Uncle Jessie???) .....maybe Jeb Stuart Duke !! It doesn't say which Duke she's waiting for! ( Hey, I couldn't help but think...you know with the word Duke....besides, there's no nudity and no bad words, so....:)
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In Dr. No what type of gun did James Bond originally have and how many people did he put in the hospital?
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Alright, so I was having a nice dream the other day, Dukes related of course and the strangest of strange things happens, and I mean, this was strange for even a dream! I got a log in screen. A big, yellow log in screen. Needless to say, I woke up after a few moments of viewing this. I mean it was one of those moments where you want to wake up yellin' I mean... Wow.
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This is place for people to talk about there worst used cars they ever bought.
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Check out the Hazard, Ky(no jokes intended) well actually this article is very intersecting and here is the website at www.hazardkentucjy.com/2000/oldest_cabin.htm and I think you like this right here.
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OMG!!! This is soooo funny... http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/206373 click the link then click on the pic of the guy that says Watch This Movie...it's sooooo funny!!
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I was watching this annual auto auction and this 1968 Shelby GT500KR Convertible in a loud yellow with Black roof and it sold for $280,000 dollars I couldn't believe it. I know whoever bought that car is going to enjoy there new Shelby, does anybody know anything about this is car and what KR stands for as well.
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Any futhur details on these two events yet?
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Lately since December I've been reading Hannah Howell's Scottish Romance novels lately the First One I read was Highland Captive followed by Highland Knight and this follows these two cousins that get kidnapped and given to this Knight as a debt you have to read to find out what happens more now as well. Highland Sinner, somebody is trying to frame Sir Tormand Murray for the slaying of all his the woman he has slept with and it's quite intersecting as well. And right now I have Highland Wolf(Haven't read this quite Yet) and finally got on tuesday My Lady Captor where these girl capture a Knight and his squire cousin from the battlefield and hold him prisoner and ransom, …
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Vote for your favorite tombstone!
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************************************************** The Dukes Of Hazzard Original Network Airings & Rare Collections 1979 - 2009 ************************************************** I am a huge fan of The Dukes Of Hazzard . I have put together a very extensive list , that only focuses on this show. This list contains rare original broadcasts of The Dukes of Hazzard from cbs. I have also included some Compilation DVD's that were made by me over the years , that have very rare clips & interviews. At this time I am only looking for Dukes of Hazzard related stuff. If you have any original network broadcasts , profiles on the actors , rare clips or interviews that relate …
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My Brother recently got another New Charger Model Kit and he wants to put a V10 engine in a A Charger. He was joking he should paint it Orange as well.
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Spinfest The Midwest Car & Bike Show 2006 when July 1 and 2nd, 2006. Where Voinovich Park behind the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame at the E.9th Street Pier in Cleveland , Ohio More Information Call 216-398-6611 or 216-470-5755. I live in Cleveland, Ohio and is very intersected in going to this right here and if I go I bring my Camera and Camera Phone as well. In case I run out of film.
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Due to budget cuts and the great talents of this quick thinkin' little squirrel, The Hazzard County Department of Wildlife has adapted this policy for putting out our forest fires. Thank you for your support and please note the following procedure. Val Strate Game Warden (Note edit this I can't get the link to work right so disregard this post)
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I'm hoping I placed this topic in the right place! Anywho, I'm looking to relocate to Georgia and I'm trying to narrow down the towns as I research them, but theres nothing like getting a perspective from someone who lives there. I intially was looking at Macon, but I heard that the crime was ludicrouis. Thoughts?
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Heard this on the news They had fired a employee because he didn't show up for three days. Well, when they went to his house they found out that he had passed on. So In fact the City of Cleveland fired a dead guy.
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So we've been sitting in the house for two days straight. On Wednesday my husband worked and I drove around grabbing supplies like canned goods, water, dog food, and extra gas. ON thursday it hit and we've been stuck inside since. Have you people any idea just how bored I am. I've already been outside just to look around and see what's been going on. The swamp back behind grandma mc kendree is almost up to her door. I"m thinking I'm going to be taking lots of pictures, especially since the folks up the street lost a pecan tree. Sad too, that tree always put out alot of nuts.
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I had this sung last year on my birthday for 9th grade day graduation. I just found this again and I'm absolutly nostalgic now. Here it is Seasons of Love from the movie Rent
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(I wanted to share this with ya'll. I did not write it, noted the author respectfully below. ~Chet Duke) By: EILEEN MOROCK 'Taken from the "Moonlighter" Feb. 2008 edition.' "When Dreams Die" Some of us, the dreamers... Were born to dance upon the wind.... Dreams are a funny things, full of power and magic. They can propel you to towering heights, and drive you to persist thru adversity and exhaustion. They can motivate you to blast thru obstacles, catapult hurdles and ignore impossiblities. A razor beam focus on a dream is a numbing drug, allowing you to bear the worst circumstances. Ordinary people do extraordinary things when carried on the wings of …
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September 25, 2005 is Teddy Bear Day and at the Cleveland Metroparks Zoo kids get in free.
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the dukes are back with a vengance. ABC family 11:00 PM CT, YEEEHAAWW
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okay I made these 2 general lee's out of play doh and modeling clay. I can't give you pictures cause my dumb computer wont let me but if you PM me I might be able to give you a picture to you
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