Hobie Hartkins

OK guys...I just got off the phone with my old Possum huntin' buddy in Colonial city and told him about the name and he thinks it might be better to change it to something more local, meaningful etc.....so let's name the race set for Sat. Oct. 31 as THE HAZZARD COUNTY 500 !! I finally got the Moonshine Mauler tuned up and now I'm going to go get some new tires ( These roads in Hazzard Co. are tuff on tires! ) and after tonight's Moon run ( got to take care of my .....uh....other customers! LOL! 😉😆😁), then I'll run a few laps in/out of the city......just to make sure this ol' boy's still got it.......and to make sure THIS ol' boy's still got it! Are you guys doing anything to prepare for the HAZZARD COUNTY 500?? 😆

well that is the Denotation but I have heard/seen it used as a Connotation, to race very hard, fast etc.

I'm about to clean up The Mauler and tune it up for the race.....if you want me, I'll be on the back of my car lot! 😃 I'll be....uh....communing with the spirits.....( I've opened adult beverage #2 ! )

THE BOAR'S NEST BARNSTORM OK Fellow Hazzardites.....I'm back! HAPPY DOHD! ( Dukes Of Hazzard DAY!) I hope it's been a good holiday for everybody! Right now, I'm finishing off the first adult beverage , I'm having! Hey! I got some news...and I think a few of you may want to hear! What I've been doing, is hanging out with an old possum huntin' buddy of mine, from Colonial City and we came up with a great idea! Let's have a dirt road race ( no paved tracks!) on the back roads of Hazzard, to celebrate the cooler weather and the new fall season! We've decided to call it, the Boar's Nest Barnstorm! *, because we'll start and finish at The Boar's Nest! Remember folks, that this race will be on the back roads of Hazzard and dip into town on occasion, so it will pay you to pay more attention and be more careful in this race than the last race we had! Barnstorm- : to tour through rural districts ( like Hazzard!) staging usually theatrical performances ! ( like those of us who enjoy showing off our race car skills! 😁 ) So...The BNB ( Boar's Nest Barnstorm) will take place on Halloween, a week from tomorrow! Make sure you tell everybody! We need to get out to the Boar's Nest and celebrate the new season AND the food and fun that comes with it! ( and candy! 😜🤗 I've pulled out the Moonshine Mauler from the shed, I've got on the back of my car lot and I'm getting it ready for the race! I might even dress up for the race since it's going to be on Halloween! 😀 PS. Make sure you tell Garrett and the rest who don't get on here much! 🙂

like TWO modern day robin hoods

ROSCO is my hero! 😃

The show and the characters were all QUITE good!

OSAGE county!

and 7:00 Friday NIGHT central time! ( My time! 😃 )

Maudeen the mule!

Then you have to figure what kind of money they made making appearances, etc. DOH set all of them up for life.

I got Jimmy Best's autograph and he didn't charge me a dime! You'll notice John made tons of money on that show just like they all did. Now, he's having to work just to get by ( The last I heard he was worth $200,000 ) and that shows a lack of maturity and class! I happen to know people in this club who are worth more than that! ....A LOT more! And they didn't have all the opportunities that John did! He was just irresponsible and let it slip through his fingers!

No, the Giants are really in New Jersey! That's where they said jimmy Hoffa got buried, when they made the stadium!

Well My fellow Hazzardites, it's DOHD! I'm just about ready to open a cold adult Libation and then later on tonight, about 7pm central ( The old DOH time) I'm going to watch some stuff off season 2! I might be back later to tell you what I'm watching or you guys can jump in here and tell us all what you're watching and we can have an unannounced watch party! 😃

most of the people in Hazzard were KIND

Hobie Hartkins! 🤣

I've got several things ( both major and minor) going right now, but I'll definitely be looking into buying one and having it painted correctly! I don't put my face on this site because of security reasons ( this is NOT a secure site!) but if I wind up getting a General, whether '69 or 26, I'll get a pic of me in my DOH shirt ( the Dukes farm house) and with me drinking a libation from my DOH beer glass, sitting on the door of my new General Lee!

can I buy one of those anywhere. ???

I like that " Bury the throttle"....lol! It reminds me of what Yopgi Bera said, " It ain't over til' it's over!"

I'm watching the baseball game ( go Red Sox!) and imbibing....Natural Ice.....Ice beer is my fav.! 😍

OK fellow citizens of Hazzard! ( Hazzardites! :) ) I'm back and about to start on my 1st Natural Ice and watch the Yankees get killed by the Sox! I'm wondering about my beer though..... They say Natural Ice is the #1 Ice brew in America ( the world??) but I like it fine but not as well as Milwaukee's Best Ice! They say Natural Ice is the #! because of college kids drinking so much of it When I was in college, I drank Heineken, an expensive high brow foreign beer from Holland. I still like it and will still drink it but haven't had it in a long time. I've been drinking the " Cheap" stuff! ( notice the quotes...beer has gotten ridiculous in price!!) When I was poor I drank the expensive stuff and now I'm comfortable, I drink the cheap stuff....go figure! ( You guys feel free to psychoanalyze me on thisi if you want to! :) ) Hey cousin Roger I'm glad you're back and I'm hoping you could set me up with one of Emma's friends! Someone to go to the Boar's Nest and party with! :)

This is true. Columbus is more pleasing for some reason to our Zionist rulers but Amerigo was the man. Columbus didn't even know where he was when he landed, ergo, calling the American " Indians" by a wrong name.....they were Asians!

I can't download it!

I'm kinda making it a verry long weekend aka DOHD, because my wife is off Friday, sat., etc. and so I'm starting an early celebration.

Right now I'm enjoying some....err...liquid refreshment ( Natural Ice) and hoping, Meadow, you'll give me the green light in the future on some DOH DVD's worth buying, because I would like to have some back up!