Jesse Quotes

[Enos Fan]

iloveluke6 wrote:

Uncle Jesse:(Mocking Rosco while in hot persuit of Bo and Luke) I love it I love it, kew kew, hot persuit!!

That was so funny. I had to back up the DVD and watch that scene again, I was on the floor laughing. I loved that, it was probably my favorite Jesse moment of them all.

[Eleonora]

This is from "Daisy's Song", right before Bo and Luke go off to look for Lester Starr:

"You gotta remember, boys... You gotta give them city people the benefit of the doubt. It ain't right to take advantage of them just because they don't know no better".

[Julieduke]

This is from "Daisy's Song", right before Bo and Luke go off to look for Lester Starr:

"You gotta remember, boys... You gotta give them city people the benefit of the doubt. It ain't right to take advantage of them just because they don't know no better".

They need to put some of Jesse's quote's on keychains I would buy them.

[RogerDuke]

Here's a good Uncle Jesse quote from "By-Line Daisy Duke" (season 3). "J.D., why don't you go fry yourself a snowball."

[RogerDuke]

Here's another good Jesse quote. It's from "Nothin' but the Truth"

"J.D., your word is about as worthless as a milk bucket under a bull."

(Actually Jesse was wrong this time because Boss was on truth serum)

[BoJamesDuke]

I love the one from Dear Diary that goes something like...

"JD, I got more integrity than you got in your whole lil' pinky..."

[RogerDuke]

This is a Waylon quote about Jesse. It seemed to make more sense to put it here instead of the Waylon thread. It's from "Luke's Love Story"

"That's Uncle Jesse...and underneath those long johns you'll find every one of those 10 Commandments."

[LoriDavenport]

I love this one its shprt sweet and simple and its something I say alll the time

"What fer?"

[RogerDuke]

Here's a good Jesse quote from "Double Sting"

"I want to thank you boys from making my sunset years so stimulating."

[RogerDuke]

Hey Lori, I was thinking of you the other night because I was watching R.I.P. Henry Flatt (what little I can see of it...my DVD is defective) and at the end Jesse says "What fer?"....then Rosco mockingly says "that's what fer". I cracked up. Things like that is what I watch Dukes fer.

[LoriDavenport]

LOL i get made fun of at school for going around saying what fer or i reckon ALL the time lol. thats what they usually say to me is,"Thats what fer!" It makes me mad though when they make fun of me!! cant help it Im a redneck!!

[RogerDuke]

One of my all time favorite scenes is from part 2 of "Carnival of Thrills" when Daisy is driving Dixie while Luke and Jesse are passengers. Luke is so mad at Bo that he makes the comment that Bo doesn't deserve to be called a Duke. Jesse makes Daisy stop the Jeep and yells at Luke then puts up his fists and dances around like Mohommad Ali. I could watch that scene a zillion times and never stop smiling.

[TXZ045]

I got some good laughs out of this thread. I own all the Dukes seasons, I will have to come up with a good Jesse Quote to add in here I reckon. I also say 'I Reckon' alot and people think I weird, or 'old', when Im only 33.

[LoriDavenport]

"Now Boys you gotta give them city people the benefit of the doubt just cause they dont know no better...." and I cant member the rest lol!! from Daisy's song..I thought it was funny cause ti minds me of when i was little, my poor old cousin from Indiana came to visit and well he wasnt use to swinging on grapevines or anything and he had no clue what we were talking bout..poor feller..

[RogerDuke]

That's one of my all-time favorite quotes too Lori. The cool thing is that when Jesse says it, it doesn't even sound like he's degrading anyone. That man has so much genuine love in his heart, he could never hurt anybody.

Uncle Jesse for President!!! (Charlie Daniels for VP)

[LoriDavenport]

That's one of my all-time favorite quotes too Lori. The cool thing is that when Jesse says it, it doesn't even sound like he's degrading anyone. That man has so much genuine love in his heart, he could never hurt anybody.

Uncle Jesse for President!!! (Charlie Daniels for VP)

LOL that is true RogerDuke ill agree 100% with you. Well personally, I still say Charlie Daniels for President!! but Id have a hard time choosin tween the two.

[General Grant]

Hey Y'all!

Great quotes. I really enjoyed reading them! I had forgotten how many great things Uncle Jesse said. There are so many shows, it is hard to remember all of the highlights of the series sometimes! I have to say though, that I think one of my all time favorite lines is when Jesse says about city people not knowin' any better! I understand that completely! I always joke about that when I see city folk.

I don't know 'bout Charlie Daniels for president... I have only heard one of his songs "The Devil went down to Georgia" but I'd have to say I agree with Uncle Jesse for president. Or, shall I say fer president!

Catch y'all later!

General Grant

[RogerDuke]

Good one General, that was creative!!!

By the way, "Devil Went Down to Georgia" isn't even in the top 10 of my favorite Charlie songs. That man is so talented it's unbelievable.

[LoriDavenport]

I want to listen to the country music gospel... the one were Charlie Daniels sings...uhhh..lord how mercy I forgot I'll have to watch the commercial again!! lol I still say Charlie Daniels for President!!! be better than Bush!

[Denver C.]

There's one that I can't believe nobody has mentioned yet from "Swamp Molly."

"Why in the world would somebody want to blow up an outhouse?" I admit, something about the look on his face when he says it always makes me laugh!

[RogerDuke]

This isn't a Jesse quote but a Waylon quote about Jesse. It's from "High Flyin' Dukes"

Now they've riled Uncle Jesse, which is right up there with nude sky diving and eating a rattlesnake head first on the list of things you shouldn't do.

[LoriDavenport]

this one is from Officer Daisy Duke, its more of a conversation between Cooter and Jesse.

Cooter: Uh Uncle Jesse, who's gonna watch the boys?

Jesse: Well..who do you think you dummy, we are! now c'mon!

Cooter: yea, but who's going to watch us?

[RogerDuke]

Hey Y'all!

Great quotes. I really enjoyed reading them! I had forgotten how many great things Uncle Jesse said. There are so many shows, it is hard to remember all of the highlights of the series sometimes! I have to say though, that I think one of my all time favorite lines is when Jesse says about city people not knowin' any better! I understand that completely! I always joke about that when I see city folk.

That quote you're talking about is from "Daisy's Song" when the boys were heading to Atlanta. Jesse said "Ya gotta give them city people the benefit of the doubt. It ain't right to take advantage of them just 'cause they don't know no better."

[RogerDuke]

Hey Y'all!

Great quotes. I really enjoyed reading them! I had forgotten how many great things Uncle Jesse said. There are so many shows, it is hard to remember all of the highlights of the series sometimes! I have to say though, that I think one of my all time favorite lines is when Jesse says about city people not knowin' any better! I understand that completely! I always joke about that when I see city folk. (from General Grant)

General, That quote you're talking about is from "Daisy's Song" when the boys were heading to Atlanta. Jesse said "Ya gotta give them city people the benefit of the doubt. It ain't right to take advantage of them just 'cause they don't know no better."

[Redneck girl 01]

Wow...it is fun to read all these quotes....anyways here is one that I really like, and just how Jesse says it makes it funnier...least to me...

It is from season two, episode "Witness for the Persecution"

Boss Hogg had just finished tellin Jesse what he wanted fer breakfest, and Jesse said thats all, and JD said for my breakfest and then goes onto:

Boss: "And here are the menus for my lunch...and my dinner, and supper tomorrow.*Hands menus to Jesse* But you can surprise me for my morning snack.

Jesse: Snack?--------Why don't you just go on a fast and put the worlds food supply back in balance.