Enos Fan Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 iloveluke6 wrote:Uncle Jesse:(Mocking Rosco while in hot persuit of Bo and Luke) I love it I love it, kew kew, hot persuit!!That was so funny. I had to back up the DVD and watch that scene again, I was on the floor laughing. I loved that, it was probably my favorite Jesse moment of them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eleonora Posted May 9, 2007 Report Share Posted May 9, 2007 This is from "Daisy's Song", right before Bo and Luke go off to look for Lester Starr:"You gotta remember, boys... You gotta give them city people the benefit of the doubt. It ain't right to take advantage of them just because they don't know no better". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted May 12, 2007 Report Share Posted May 12, 2007 This is from "Daisy's Song", right before Bo and Luke go off to look for Lester Starr:"You gotta remember, boys... You gotta give them city people the benefit of the doubt. It ain't right to take advantage of them just because they don't know no better".They need to put some of Jesse's quote's on keychains I would buy them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 Here's a good Uncle Jesse quote from "By-Line Daisy Duke" (season 3). "J.D., why don't you go fry yourself a snowball." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted June 20, 2007 Report Share Posted June 20, 2007 Here's another good Jesse quote. It's from "Nothin' but the Truth""J.D., your word is about as worthless as a milk bucket under a bull." (Actually Jesse was wrong this time because Boss was on truth serum) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJamesDuke Posted July 9, 2007 Report Share Posted July 9, 2007 I love the one from Dear Diary that goes something like..."JD, I got more integrity than you got in your whole lil' pinky..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 This is a Waylon quote about Jesse. It seemed to make more sense to put it here instead of the Waylon thread. It's from "Luke's Love Story""That's Uncle Jesse...and underneath those long johns you'll find every one of those 10 Commandments." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 I love this one its shprt sweet and simple and its something I say alll the time"What fer?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Here's a good Jesse quote from "Double Sting" "I want to thank you boys from making my sunset years so stimulating." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted October 19, 2007 Report Share Posted October 19, 2007 Hey Lori, I was thinking of you the other night because I was watching R.I.P. Henry Flatt (what little I can see of it...my DVD is defective) and at the end Jesse says "What fer?"....then Rosco mockingly says "that's what fer". I cracked up. Things like that is what I watch Dukes fer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted October 22, 2007 Report Share Posted October 22, 2007 LOL i get made fun of at school for going around saying what fer or i reckon ALL the time lol. thats what they usually say to me is,"Thats what fer!" It makes me mad though when they make fun of me!! cant help it Im a redneck!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted October 25, 2007 Report Share Posted October 25, 2007 One of my all time favorite scenes is from part 2 of "Carnival of Thrills" when Daisy is driving Dixie while Luke and Jesse are passengers. Luke is so mad at Bo that he makes the comment that Bo doesn't deserve to be called a Duke. Jesse makes Daisy stop the Jeep and yells at Luke then puts up his fists and dances around like Mohommad Ali. I could watch that scene a zillion times and never stop smiling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TXZ045 Posted November 17, 2007 Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 I got some good laughs out of this thread. I own all the Dukes seasons, I will have to come up with a good Jesse Quote to add in here I reckon. I also say 'I Reckon' alot and people think I weird, or 'old', when Im only 33. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted December 3, 2007 Report Share Posted December 3, 2007 "Now Boys you gotta give them city people the benefit of the doubt just cause they dont know no better...." and I cant member the rest lol!! from Daisy's song..I thought it was funny cause ti minds me of when i was little, my poor old cousin from Indiana came to visit and well he wasnt use to swinging on grapevines or anything and he had no clue what we were talking bout..poor feller.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 That's one of my all-time favorite quotes too Lori. The cool thing is that when Jesse says it, it doesn't even sound like he's degrading anyone. That man has so much genuine love in his heart, he could never hurt anybody. Uncle Jesse for President!!! (Charlie Daniels for VP) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted December 4, 2007 Report Share Posted December 4, 2007 That's one of my all-time favorite quotes too Lori. The cool thing is that when Jesse says it, it doesn't even sound like he's degrading anyone. That man has so much genuine love in his heart, he could never hurt anybody. Uncle Jesse for President!!! (Charlie Daniels for VP)LOL that is true RogerDuke ill agree 100% with you. Well personally, I still say Charlie Daniels for President!! but Id have a hard time choosin tween the two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Grant Posted December 8, 2007 Report Share Posted December 8, 2007 Hey Y'all!Great quotes. I really enjoyed reading them! I had forgotten how many great things Uncle Jesse said. There are so many shows, it is hard to remember all of the highlights of the series sometimes! I have to say though, that I think one of my all time favorite lines is when Jesse says about city people not knowin' any better! I understand that completely! I always joke about that when I see city folk. I don't know 'bout Charlie Daniels for president... I have only heard one of his songs "The Devil went down to Georgia" but I'd have to say I agree with Uncle Jesse for president. Or, shall I say fer president!Catch y'all later!General Grant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 Good one General, that was creative!!!By the way, "Devil Went Down to Georgia" isn't even in the top 10 of my favorite Charlie songs. That man is so talented it's unbelievable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted December 9, 2007 Report Share Posted December 9, 2007 I want to listen to the country music gospel... the one were Charlie Daniels sings...uhhh..lord how mercy I forgot I'll have to watch the commercial again!! lol I still say Charlie Daniels for President!!! be better than Bush! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denver C. Posted December 14, 2007 Report Share Posted December 14, 2007 There's one that I can't believe nobody has mentioned yet from "Swamp Molly." "Why in the world would somebody want to blow up an outhouse?" I admit, something about the look on his face when he says it always makes me laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 This isn't a Jesse quote but a Waylon quote about Jesse. It's from "High Flyin' Dukes"Now they've riled Uncle Jesse, which is right up there with nude sky diving and eating a rattlesnake head first on the list of things you shouldn't do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted June 19, 2008 Report Share Posted June 19, 2008 this one is from Officer Daisy Duke, its more of a conversation between Cooter and Jesse. Cooter: Uh Uncle Jesse, who's gonna watch the boys?Jesse: Well..who do you think you dummy, we are! now c'mon!Cooter: yea, but who's going to watch us? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Hey Y'all!Great quotes. I really enjoyed reading them! I had forgotten how many great things Uncle Jesse said. There are so many shows, it is hard to remember all of the highlights of the series sometimes! I have to say though, that I think one of my all time favorite lines is when Jesse says about city people not knowin' any better! I understand that completely! I always joke about that when I see city folk. That quote you're talking about is from "Daisy's Song" when the boys were heading to Atlanta. Jesse said "Ya gotta give them city people the benefit of the doubt. It ain't right to take advantage of them just 'cause they don't know no better." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Hey Y'all!Great quotes. I really enjoyed reading them! I had forgotten how many great things Uncle Jesse said. There are so many shows, it is hard to remember all of the highlights of the series sometimes! I have to say though, that I think one of my all time favorite lines is when Jesse says about city people not knowin' any better! I understand that completely! I always joke about that when I see city folk. (from General Grant) General, That quote you're talking about is from "Daisy's Song" when the boys were heading to Atlanta. Jesse said "Ya gotta give them city people the benefit of the doubt. It ain't right to take advantage of them just 'cause they don't know no better." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redneck girl 01 Posted March 24, 2009 Report Share Posted March 24, 2009 Wow...it is fun to read all these quotes....anyways here is one that I really like, and just how Jesse says it makes it funnier...least to me...It is from season two, episode "Witness for the Persecution"Boss Hogg had just finished tellin Jesse what he wanted fer breakfest, and Jesse said thats all, and JD said for my breakfest and then goes onto:Boss: "And here are the menus for my lunch...and my dinner, and supper tomorrow.*Hands menus to Jesse* But you can surprise me for my morning snack.Jesse: Snack?--------Why don't you just go on a fast and put the worlds food supply back in balance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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