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Smokey And The Bandit


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Smokey and the Bandit(1977)

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Put the evidence in the car!" Jr. Justice gets in the car, still holding the evidence. Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Put the evidence in the back! I said it before, an' I'll say it again, there's no way, no way that you could come from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home, is punch your mama in the mouth!"

Edited by Skipper Duke
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9 hours ago, Skipper Duke said:

Well you heard about the legend of Jesse James and John Henry Just to mention some names Well, there's a truck drivin' legend in the South today A man called Bandit from Atlanta GA.

....???...WHY???   While TDOH got a lot of things/people from SATB, this IS a TDOH site, so....????

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Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"When I get you back home, I'm gonna find the tallest tree in the country"

Bandit:"Haha"

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"An' then, I'm gonna hang you from it!"

Bandit:"Haha! Sheriff?"

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I'm listenin'."

Bandit:"Do the letters F. O. mean anything to you?"  The CB conversation has now ended.

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Smart aleck!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice (Spotting the Trans Am take off.)"Ooof!" (Tries to chase it forgetting his own car was up on jacks being worked on. Junior flys out and ends up on the hood.)

Jr.:"What happened Daddy?"

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Git back in da ***damn cah!"

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