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  • I used to like the sign in the bar just outside Boss' office that said "I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.", but that doesn't answer your question. BTW. It's a quote from Shakespear

  • Hobie Hartkins
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    I'm now thinking about starting my own Heavy Metal band and calling it, " Cutler and Monday!"    LOL!  ......sounds kinda like one, huh?

  • Garrett Duke
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    That is no fun. I hope you are starting to feel better. 

8 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

I'm about to hit the sack and watch TDOH.  Tomorrow EARLY morning, my wife  is going back to work, after being off with me and my surgery , recovery etc. ( My wound is STILL healing......don't know why it's taking so long!)

You know the haunted possessed 1958 Plymouth Fury Christine, she will heal you fast. 😂 

1 hour ago, RogerDuke said:

Speaking of haunted......Halloween is going to be cold, windy and rainy....just like it has been all day today.

We just finished watching Bram Stoker's Dracula. It's a 1992 movie. Normally I don't watch scary stuff but do occasionally this time of year. 

Which one did Bella Legosee play Dracula in? Fred Sanford mentions him in Sanford and Son. The episode when he's sick from eating 8 day old Collard Greens. Lamont gets the news from the doctor, and he starts smiling at Fred, and Fred says "What's a matter with you? Why you smilin' at me, like Bella Legosee or somebody?" 😂 

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Right now it's almost 3am and I'm not sleepy. I've been sleeping all day....lol....( I live a hard life! :) )  and I'm on my comp. in the comp. room and watching TV. I was thinking about how TDOH makes me fall asleep ( I'm going to try it in a minute!). and my mother from WAAAAY back used to say I fell asleep because it was boring! My wife laughs and thinks it's funny and agrees. 

 I think Hazzard is a comforting place, where you can find a connection with at least one of the characters and probably more.  The place is small, simple and everybody knows everybody etc. I think deep down, this is the kind of place most people want to live in.

2 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

Right now it's almost 3am and I'm not sleepy. I've been sleeping all day....lol....( I live a hard life! :) )  and I'm on my comp. in the comp. room and watching TV. I was thinking about how TDOH makes me fall asleep ( I'm going to try it in a minute!). and my mother from WAAAAY back used to say I fell asleep because it was boring! My wife laughs and thinks it's funny and agrees. 

 I think Hazzard is a comforting place, where you can find a connection with at least one of the characters and probably more.  The place is small, simple and everybody knows everybody etc. I think deep down, this is the kind of place most people want to live in.

Don't listen to those who say "Dukes is boring." They don't understand it like we do.

20 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

 

 I think Hazzard is a comforting place, where you can find a connection with at least one of the characters and probably more.  The place is small, simple and everybody knows everybody etc. I think deep down, this is the kind of place most people want to live in.

Great way to word it Hobie! 

And if you don't want to live in a place like Hazzard, you have something seriously wrong with you. 

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I just finished off my last Heineken that I had ( 6 pk.) in the frig, since before my surgery. I had 3 left over from before surgery and since I couldn't have any right after,  My wife doesn't like it but.....hey she does all kinds of stuff I don't like! I'm probably going to get myself some beer tomorrow when I TCB ( Take Care of Business). Friday is my TCB day. I go to the bank, get money I need for my budget and run errands, pay bills etc.....you know....TCB!! wife won't like it but I'm thinking about grabbing a 15 pk. of Milwaukee's Ice. What are you guys doing right now....or have planned....??

2 hours ago, Hobie Hartkins said:

I just finished off my last Heineken that I had ( 6 pk.) in the frig, since before my surgery. I had 3 left over from before surgery and since I couldn't have any right after,  My wife doesn't like it but.....hey she does all kinds of stuff I don't like! I'm probably going to get myself some beer tomorrow when I TCB ( Take Care of Business). Friday is my TCB day. I go to the bank, get money I need for my budget and run errands, pay bills etc.....you know....TCB!! wife won't like it but I'm thinking about grabbing a 15 pk. of Milwaukee's Ice. What are you guys doing right now....or have planned....??

It would be nice to join you for a drink Hobie. 🍻 

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2 hours ago, RogerDuke said:

It's a BYOB event. 

Bring your own buttermilk.

I went to a church school and we used to put up Bible studies  ( posters) on the wall and have Bible studies. Sometimes  we'd put at the bottom of the poster,  * BYOB   ( Bring Your Own Bible)  !!    :) 

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  • 4 weeks later...
On 11/7/2025 at 11:39 PM, Hobie Hartkins said:

I went to a church school and we used to put up Bible studies  ( posters) on the wall and have Bible studies. Sometimes  we'd put at the bottom of the poster,  * BYOB   ( Bring Your Own Bible)  !!    :) 

Maybe I’m an old fashioned sort, but to me nothing like Sunday meetings, we have a fine old church here with some of the prettiest stained glass windows, and pews that have probably been there 100 years or more. 
 

I’ll share some pics if anyone’s interested in seeing it, it’s a fine place. 

  • 4 weeks later...

Hi y'all. Not much going on here lately. Sorry to have been silent for so long. I've been just hanging low lately. I started a new job at the end of August. It's going well, but it's been hard to go with change. I like the new job, though it has a financial drawback to it and I've been struggling a bit emotionally with it. 

I just wanted to drop a hi and a late Merry Christmas to y'all. Hope all is well with you all.

 

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Right now I'm typing on here and wish I had something to drink! ( and no, I've got tea right now but I'd like something with vitamin A in it....if you know what I mean! ) LOL! :)  

 I've been gone for a while because my computer is messing up. Took it in and they kept it for a week and then I called THEM and they said they couldn't do anything with it. SO....! I took it home, put my top 2 IQ to work and wallah !! I think I dun  fixed it muh own  sef!!! :) 

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