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Skipper Duke

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  1. Jack: "Rose, you're no picnic, all right? You're a spoiled little brat, even, but under that, you're the most amazingly, astounding, wonderful girl, woman that I've ever known..." Rose: "Jack, I..." Jack: "No, let me try and get this out. You're ama- I'm not an idiot, I know how the world works. I've got ten bucks in my pocket, I have no-nothing to offer you and I know that. I understand. But I'm too involved now. You jump, I jump remember? I can't turn away without knowing you'll be all right... That's all that I want." Rose: "Well, I'm fine... I'll be fine... really." Jack: "Really? I don't think so. They've got you trapped, Rose. And you're gonna die if you don't break free. Maybe not right away because you're strong but... sooner or later that fire that I love about you, Rose... that fire's gonna burn out..." Rose: "It's not up to you to save me, Jack." Jack: "You're right... only you can do that."
  2. You better move it Hobie. Here I come. Right on your bumper in your slipstream. ๐Ÿ˜‚
  3. Gilligan is not always inept. Quite a few times, he had good ideas. Season 3 Topsy Turvy, tricking the native headhunters into drinking that Captibora Extract to think they were outnumbered and he could free the Castaways from their cage prison. Rescue From Gilligan's Island, lighting the fire on the hut raft to cook the fish, drew attention of the United States Coast Guard. See? He's not always inept. Sometimes he's actually extremely ept.
  4. Watch out Garrett Duke. The Skipper too is coming after you. ๐Ÿ˜‚
  5. Hobie wow! It will? ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
  6. Food
  7. XXX on moonshine jugs
  8. orders
  9. VIVIAN Stewart
  10. THADDEUS B. Hogg
  11. judges
  12. Sheriff RUFUS Z. Coltrane
  13. Season 4 Opie the Birdman. Andy:"Alright let's have it. You know what I'm talkin' about." (Takes Opie's slingshot away.) "You remember me tellin' you to be careful with this thing?" Opie:"I'm sorry Pa." Andy:"That won't bring that bird back to life. Bein' sorry is not the magic word that makes everything right again." (Raises window.) "You hear that? That's those young birds chirpin' for their mama that's never comin' back. Now, you just listen to that for awhile."
  14. Uncle Jesse's hatching a sneaky Duke plan. ๐Ÿ˜‚
  15. KITTERRIDGE Mine
  16. Skipper is sipping on his Coconut Moonshine the Professor made. He's looking for everyone. He plans to win this thing. He does have a care in the world. Well, maybe one that is. To get the prize money to buy the MINNOW II.
  17. INCARCERATED
  18. FINCHBURG County
  19. Skipper sees Uncle Jesse coming. "Hi Jesse!" (Waves at him.) "Good race ain't it?"
  20. Skipper is coming up on everyone fast. He's determined to win this thing. If he wins, the prize money will help him buy his new boat MINNOW II. He holds his 1968 Ford Mustang Shelby GT 500 steady as he gains ground on everyone else. "Hello Garrett, Jesse, Hobie" he yells as he passes them up.
  21. DUKE Farm
  22. She's a new celebrity crush on my list. ๐Ÿฅฐ
  23. I'm outta reactions. โค๏ธ
  24. I'm outta reactions. So โค๏ธ.

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