Skipper Duke

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YUCHEE Swamp (Russell "Snake" Harmon's hideout.)

"Curious minds want to know... What did you think of the 2004-2006 reality series remake of Gilligan's Island, 'The Real Gilligan's Island', produced by the legendary Sherwood Schwartz and his son Lloyd Schwartz? Did it live up to the original or did it sink like the S.S. Minnow? Share your thoughts!"

I just commented on a funny meme joke. It was the original Gilligan's Island Skipper, Gilligan & Professor onboard the Jaws boat Orca. My comment: Good news. They finally got rescued from the island. The bad news they're gonna become shark food.

Season 5 Lawman of the Year Waylon Jennings:"Now, bein' 5 minutes ahead of a Duke in Hazzard don't mean much. 'Cause they do know the territory." The General Lee makes a jump. Coy & Vance:"Yeehaw!" They land and are now on the bad guy's tail. Waylon Jennings:"See what I mean?" Bad Guy #1:"It's them 2 rubes! Where'd they come from?" Bad Guy #2:"It doesn't make any difference. There's no way they could keep up with a souped up engine like ours." Coy & Vance are still gaining. Bad Guy $2:"You and yo souped up engine, how come they still gainin' on us!?" Bad Guy #1 (Nonchalant.):"Beats me!"

Did anyone else catch the blooper in Season 5 Dukes Strike it Rich? The right side passenger fender of the General Lee is dented up before Rosco, Coy & Vance even started crashing into each other.

VANCE Duke

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Season 4 (Birds Gotta Fly) Rosco flipped the patrol car trying to make a jump off a dirt mound. It lands on the roof and starts spinning. Boss:"Get me out of here!" Rosco:"I will, as soon as everything stops spinnin'!"

Boss Hogg's prices on things.

QUICK sand(Baa, Baa, White Sheep)

Bo:"Look MA no hands!"(Find Loretta Lynn)

KLINGER Ridge (Granny Annie) Luke:"We're gonna have to leap frog over Klinger Ridge. He can't catch what he can't see!" Bo:"The General an' me will do our best. Hang on cousin!" Luke:"Alright."

property taxes

Lighthorse HARRY Hogg

Marriages

EMERY Potter

James BEST

Rescue From Gilligan's Island (1978) Events leading up to Gilligan's Discovery of the first boat's wreckage piece. Mary Ann:"Oh he didn't mean any harm Skipper!" Skipper:"Neither did the iceberg that sank the Titanic!" Ginger:"Any idea where we are!?" Skipper:"Not really! That storm turned us 'round an' 'round, an' blew us all over the map fer 12 days." Mrs. Howell;"Well, surely, we must be someplace. If we weren't, we wouldn't be here!" Mr. Howell:"That's my Lovey's long suit. Hehe. Logic!" Mrs. Howell:"Yes!" Professor:"Well, wherever we are, thanks to your expert seamen ship Skipper, we're all alive!" Gilligan:"Hey! I know where we are!" Skipper:"Now how could you know that Gilligan!? That wind was blowing 90 miles an hour in every direction!" Gilligan:"But I know Skipper!" Skipper (Playing along.):"And how do you know Gilligan!?" Gilligan (Holds up MINNOW- I board.):"Look what I found!" Skipper:"Oh no!" Mr. Howell:"The same island!" Gilligan:"Well, why are you all so sad!? I mean, we're home again, huh!?" Skipper:"Yes Gilligan! We're home again!" Gilligan:"Yeah!" (Clap, wet hat meets wet hat.) Gilligan:"Oooh!" (Drops MINNOW- I board on Skipper's feet. Who cries out in pain.) Gilligan:"Oooh!" (Runs away for cover in the Lagoon.) Skipper:"Oooh! Aaah! Ooh Gilligan!" (Chases him into the Lagoon. They splash around with Gilligan evading the Skipper's hot pursuit. Roll end credits.)

The Harlem Globetrotters On Gilligan's Island (1981) Gilligan (Upon meeting George the Robot.):"Who are you!?" George:"I'm George! Who are you!?" Gilligan:"I'm Gilligan! Why do you sound like that?" George:"I talk the way I have been programmed! Why do you sound the way you do?"

The Castaways On Gilligan's Island (1979) Skipper:"Gilligan! Get the mail sack!" Gilligan:"Yes sir!" (Tries to pick it up, it's to heavy, he eventually manages to lift it up over his shoulder to follow the Skipper to the hotel lobby where they'll sort the mail. We hear a splash. The Skipper knows what has happened. Gilligan has fallen in the Lagoon mail sack and all. The Skipper just walks off shaking his head in an "Oh brother it happened!" Kind of way.

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Season 3 Court Martial In the end of the reenactment of the sinking of the Minnow. Professor:"Skipper!? Gilligan!? Are you alright!? Skipper, did you find out what went wrong?" Skipper:"I think so!" (To Gilligan.)"Gilligan, when you threw the anchor overboard, was the anchor line attached to it?" Gilligan:"Anchor line attached!? Anchor line!? What anchor line!? Well, nobody's perfect!"

Bend/Bed

ZEKE Haskell (Bye, Bye, Boss)