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Skipper Duke

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  1. Story about the Home Alone house. https://www.mentalfloss.com/posts/home-alone-house-gangster-fan-theory
  2. Buzz McCallister:"KEVIN!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?!"
  3. The Balladeer:"He only knew one way to drive, and that was flat out."
  4. The Balladeer:"The next time you see the moon out, ain't everybody asleep. Some people are working."
  5. Beth Ann Eubanks:"Mr.Hagg,I can cook a little." Uncle Jesse:"That's good, because a little is all we ever have to cook around here."
  6. Bobby Lee Hagg:"You gotta phone?" Roy Adderholt:"Ya. Indoor plumbing,too."
  7. Grady:"You better stay behind me tonight. I ain 't got no brakes."
  8. "You yell 'Barracuda,' everybody says 'Huh? What?' You yell 'Shark,' we've got a panic on our hands on the Fourth of July." - Mayor Larry Vaughn, 'Jaws'.
  9. "Odds might be good, but the stakes were prohibitively high." - Peter Benchley, 'Jaws'.
  10. "The great fish moved silently through the night water." - Peter Benchley, 'Jaws'.
  11. "Boys, oh boys! I think he’s come back for his noon feeding." - Matt Hooper, 'Jaws'.
  12. from Jaws. Well, if we're looking for a shark we're not gonna find him on the land.
  13. "The past always seems better when you look back on it than it did at the time." - Peter Benchley, 'Jaws'.
  14. Jaws. "Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water."
  15. Ally:"Goodnight mom. I'm goin' to bed." Melanie:"Don't you wanna stay up and watch the scary movies?" Ally:"I said "I'm goin' to bed!"
  16. Dennis Guilder:"I'm goin' over to Arnie's for New Year's." Leigh Cabot:"Dennis. I wouldn't." Dennis Guilder:"It's ok. We do it every year. His folks will be there."
  17. Max Goldman:(Singing)"Get me to the church on time." John Gustafson:"Don't sing that!"
  18. Christine Fun Fact: During the gas station scene, it was hard to keep the engine running because the fire kept taking the air. When stunt man Terry Leonard backed up out of the station, it stalled a few times.
  19. Christine Fun Fact: Alexandra Paul(Leigh Cabot)was 20 and playing a 17 year old.
  20. Christine Trivia: Christine showed Arnie her powers in Darnell's Garage in the "Ok. Show me!" scene. T or F?
  21. John Gustafson:"Max, let's let him go." Max Goldman:"What?! Are you out of your mind?" John Gustafson:"Pop spent 20 years trying to catch this fish. Catfish Hunter deserves to be in the lake with Pop."
  22. Max Goldman:"How was the turkey at the VFW this year Chucky?" Chuck:"The turkey this year was delicious."
  23. (Season 1 Angel on the Island) Skipper:"Oh gracious greet queen thy happy sailor!" Mr. Howell:"In the name of Richard Burton, what are you doing?!" Skipper:"I'm sorry Mr. Howell! It's Gilligan, he's pestering me."
  24. Cledus, “welcome to the biggest game of chicken, boys.”
  25. Cledus, “ tell me, how many trucks do you see?” Bandit, “I see one, unless I’ve been drinking.”

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