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Skipper Duke

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  1. Dennis Guilder:"I'm goin' over to Arnie's for New Year's." Leigh Cabot:"Dennis. I wouldn't." Dennis Guilder:"It's ok. We do it every year. His folks will be there."
  2. Max Goldman:(Singing)"Get me to the church on time." John Gustafson:"Don't sing that!"
  3. Christine Fun Fact: During the gas station scene, it was hard to keep the engine running because the fire kept taking the air. When stunt man Terry Leonard backed up out of the station, it stalled a few times.
  4. Christine Fun Fact: Alexandra Paul(Leigh Cabot)was 20 and playing a 17 year old.
  5. Christine Trivia: Christine showed Arnie her powers in Darnell's Garage in the "Ok. Show me!" scene. T or F?
  6. John Gustafson:"Max, let's let him go." Max Goldman:"What?! Are you out of your mind?" John Gustafson:"Pop spent 20 years trying to catch this fish. Catfish Hunter deserves to be in the lake with Pop."
  7. Max Goldman:"How was the turkey at the VFW this year Chucky?" Chuck:"The turkey this year was delicious."
  8. (Season 1 Angel on the Island) Skipper:"Oh gracious greet queen thy happy sailor!" Mr. Howell:"In the name of Richard Burton, what are you doing?!" Skipper:"I'm sorry Mr. Howell! It's Gilligan, he's pestering me."
  9. Cledus, “welcome to the biggest game of chicken, boys.”
  10. Cledus, “ tell me, how many trucks do you see?” Bandit, “I see one, unless I’ve been drinking.”
  11. Smokey 2. Bandit, “Cledus, you got taller. “ Cledus, “yes, and you’ve gotten drunker.”
  12. Smokey, “you’re not getting away from me, Bandit! I’ll chase you in hot pursuit to the ends of the earth!”
  13. Someone on Facebook made me mad. He said "Leigh is not the goddess they made her out to be!"
  14. Little Enos:"Now then, Sheriff, be careful with the badge. It's going to make a beautiful belt buckle for me."
  15. “- Buford T. Justice:"You gotta have a sixth sense." - Junior:"I'd rather have a dime.”
  16. “- Dusty Trails:"Is it just me or are you slowing down?" - Cledus Snow:"Maybe. Think of it this way, what good is the roadrunner without the coyote? What good would the fox be without the hound? What good is the Bandit without the Smokey?”
  17. Smokey. "I'll give you a five-minute head-start." The Real Bandit: [smiles] "Bye-bye!"
  18. (Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978) Mr. Devoncheer:"In spite of your shipwreck Thurston, you seem in great shape." Mr. Howell:"I'm fit as a fiddle. Stradivarius of course!"
  19. Smokey 3. Cledus Snow:"I’m going to be the Bandit! I get to wear the hat and drive the car! I love this! Gimme the car!"
  20. Harry:"Ya know, yer one of the greatest cat burglars in the world Marv! You think you could keep it down a little in there, huh?!"
  21. From a Christine movie poster: He was lost until he found her. She took him further than he ever thought he’d go. For her, he was willing to die. For him, she was willing to kill.
  22. “- Buford T. Justice: Junior! Why didn't you have your gun loaded? - Junior: When I put bullets in it, Daddy, it gets too heavy.”
  23. Junior:"Daddy, I don't think the Bandit's really bad. I think the trouble is he just got in with real bad company."
  24. Smokey and the Bandit The Bandit: “When you tell somebody somethin’, it depends on what part of the country you’re standin’ in as to just how dumb you are."
  25. from Smokey and the Bandit 2. Junior:"Daddy, look at that big ugly alligator." Buford T. Justice:"That reminds me; I gotta call yo' mama tonight."

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