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Favorite Dukes of Hazzard Quotes
(Season 2 Ghost of the General Lee) Bo and Luke are walking home in their boots after the General Lee car and their clothes were stolen while they were skinny dipping. They show up at the farm house of Becky Mae. They ask Becky Mae for some of her Pa's clothes to borrow. The mother shows up, runs the Dukes off. Becky Mae:"Hey Bo. Hey Luke. You guys been skinny dippin'?" Luke:"Not exactly. Uh, we're in kind of a hurry. Could we borrow some clothes maybe?" Becky Mae:"You wanna borrow some of my clothes?" Bo:"No Becky Mae, we wanna borrow some of yer Pa's clothes." Becky Mae:"Pa ain't built like neither one of you!" Becky Mae's Ma shows up. Becky Mae's Ma:"Git in the house Becky Mae!" Becky Mae:"But Ma, I was just talkin'-" Becky Mae's Ma:"Git in the house!"(Turns to the Dukes.)"Now I don't know what mischief you Dukes are up to. But I don't want y'all comin' around here makin' trouble. Every time y'all come up here, my cow dries up, an' my hens stop layin'. Now git!" Luke:"Yes mam. Right... Right away." Bo:"Well, why are we runnin' around lookin' fer clothes?" Luke:"You got me. I learned somethin' though Bo. A man ain't truly been insulted, until he's stood buck naked in front of a woman, an' she didn't even notice!" Bo:"Or care!"
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Titanic(1997)
Caledon(Cal) Hockley:"I make my own luck." Spicer Lovejoy:"So do I."
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Smokey And The Bandit
(Smokey and the Bandit III 1980) Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"You're here at a monumental moment, I'm gonna call my kin for help. I'm calling my brother Reggie and I'm calling my brother Gaylord. They've been in law enforcement for over 20 years. Get me Quebec, Canada on the phone."
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Moonrunners(1975)
Bobby Lee Hagg:"Hey Jesse. Why don't you play him a penny a man? You'd own his church in no time. Might be fun ownin' a church." Uncle Jesse Hagg:"Don't blast fame Bobby Lee!" Preacher:"If yer so fine interested Bobby, why don't you come to church with Jesse? You could be a calm ful influence among the rest of the boys around here." Bobby Lee Hagg:"Me go to church with them hypocrites? Hell, they treat Jesse here like he's a leopard. If them church tea toters of yers ever did quit drinkin', they'd put Jesse outta business. Awe, yer damn church is full of hypocrites!" Uncle Jesse Hagg:"So are the bars an' body houses. But that don't keep you out." Bobby Lee Hagg:"Well, I just don't see why you bother with them folks at that church after the way they treat you!" Uncle Jesse Hagg:"I believe in the church an' I believe in makin' good liquor. I don't see no reason to give up none of 'em. Uh, let's let it be."
- Christine(1983)
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Titanic(1997)
Fabrizio:"I go to America!" Pub Keeper:"No mate. Titanic go to America in 5 minutes."
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Smokey And The Bandit
"Look, we need two things. We need a way out of here, we need the money." - Bo "Bandit" Darville, 1977. (Smokey and the Bandit)
- Christine(1983)
- Christine(1983)
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Home Alone(1990)
Kevin McCallister:"I'm callin' the cops!" Marv:"He's callin' the cops!" Harry:"From a tree house?!" Kevin McCallister:"You better stop me!" Harry:"That's just what he wants us to do. Go back downstairs through his fun house, so we could get all tore up."
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Titanic(1997)
Jack Dawson:"We're goin' to America! Full house boys! Woohoo!"
- Christine(1983)
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Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Buzz McCallister:"KEVIN!!! YOU SPENT $967 ON ROOM SERVICE?!"
- Christine(1983)
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Home Alone(1990)
Old Man Marley:"There's a lot of stuff going around about me. But it's not true. You know you can say "Hello" when you see me. You don't have to be afraid."
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Titanic(1997)
Rose Dewitt Bukater:"Yer crazy!" Jack Dawson:"That's what everybody says. But with all due respect miss, I'm not the one who's hangin' off the back of a ship here."
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Home Alone(1990)
The Home Alone connection to Christine... Roberts Blossom(Old Man Marley)was George LeBay.
- Christine(1983)
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Titanic(1997)
Old Rose:"It's been 84 years..." Brock Lovett:"It's ok. Just try to remember anything. Anything at all." Old Rose:"Do you wanna hear this or not, Mr. Lovett?" Old Rose:"It's been 84 years. And I can still smell the fresh paint. The China has never been used. The sheets had never been slept in. Titanic was called "The Ship of Dreams" and it was, it really was."
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Home Alone(1990)
Story about the Home Alone house. https://www.mentalfloss.com/posts/home-alone-house-gangster-fan-theory
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Home Alone(1990)
Buzz McCallister:"KEVIN!!! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY ROOM?!"
- Moonrunners(1975)
- Moonrunners(1975)
- Moonrunners(1975)
- Moonrunners(1975)