Skipper Duke

Decision made. I will NO LONGER POST QUOTES ON THIS FORUM WEBSITE EVER AGAIN! Then I don't have to be worried about constantly being corrected or constantly being told to paraphrase. Just stop posting there altogether problems solved FOR EVERYONE! Thbpth

Decision made. I will NO LONGER POST QUOTES ON THIS SITE EVER AGAIN!

This website used to be fun. But lately is bringing me nothing but bs and grief and headaches that I don't need!

I've given it some serious thought the last couple of hours. Somebody please remove me. I don't wanna be here anymore.

Seems like every time I turn around, someone here is on me about something. I got enough going on in life without that. Seriously considering permanently leaving here.

I think the best thing for me to do is just take a break and stay away from HazzardNet altogether for awhile.

I never thought I'd say this about a Dukes site, but I wish I'd just have kept to reading this site as a guest. I never knew joining would end up becoming such a pain in the rump lol. I'm starting to regret that I joined.

Getting to be more hassle and headaches than it's worth. Lol.

Hazzard Volunteer FIRE Brigade

I just might stay on Facebook with stuff and no longer post here anymore.

Bobby Lee Hagg:"Well, I guess we'll just have to be content beatin' you on the road. Where you ain't protected by a soft dirt track, them side railin's, an' silly rules!" Zeebo:"You can't beat me haulin' liquor." Bobby Lee Hagg:"I can beat you on the road, unload some liquor, an' be in bed asleep while yer still tryin' to find yer way there!" Zeebo:"Bobby Lee Hagg, you ain't seen a day you could beat me on the road!" Bobby Lee Hagg:"Do you know where we can get a load tonight?" Zeebo:"Tonight?" Bobby Lee Hagg:"Ah huh!" Zeebo:"Well, yeah. Roy Aterhold over in Cassville's got 50 cases fer Jake Rainey. I was supposed to make 2 trips this weekend." Bobby Lee Hagg:"We go tonight. We load up at the same time. We leave Roy's at the same time. We travel the same route. The first one to make it back to Jake's Truck Stop wins." Zeebo:"Alright, leadfoot. Yer on!" Bobby Lee Hagg:"How 'bout we make it a little more interesting, Like a side bet or somethin'? Say a hundred dollars." Zeebo:"Where you gonna get a hundred dollars?" Bobby Lee Hagg:"Well, hell, if you win, I'll pay you what Jake would pay me fer the load!" Zeebo:"If the Hagg family is out to lose money today, ok! You know the way to Roy's?" Bobby Lee Hagg:"I use to hunt with him." Zeebo:"We'll see ya!" Grady Hagg:"Now Bobby Lee, you know Jesse ain't gonna like you drivin' fer Jake Rainey. He's the opposition." Bobby Lee Hagg:"How's he gonna know?"

(Dennis peels out/burns rubber leaving the Cunningham's house to get him and Arnie to school on time so they're not late.) Regina Cunningham:"Slow down!"

Dukes of Hazzard fans who complain about Coy and Vance should just be glad they were given those different names. Warner Brothers could've easily just continued using the original Bo and Luke names. Bo for Byron Cherry and Luke for Christopher Mayer but they didn't. Others done it. Roseanne kept the name Becky while Sarah Chalke replaced the original Lecy Goranson.

George LeBay:"Either you're dumber than you look, or you don't know your friend very well."

The Castaways On Gilligan's Island(1979) Gilligan accidentally hits Skipper with a tiki torch. Skipper:"Doop!!" Gilligan:"There, you see? That proves it Skipper. We're having bad luck." Skipper:"Gilligan, your bad luck hasn't even started yet! Now come on!"

(Season 4 Coltrane vs Duke.) Luke Duke:"The stork had to pick this morning fer deliverin'." Doc Appleby:"Be right with you, boys!" Bo Duke:"We can still make it, right?" Luke Duke:"Yeah. Come on Doc! Let's hit the road!" Doc Appleby:"Uh. Boys?" Luke Duke:"You gotta be kiddin'? Not triplets?" Doc Appleby nods and holds up 3 fingers. Waylon Jennings:"They oughta be lucky he ain't a vet. Some dogs have a dozen in the litter."

Moonrunners Trivia: Terrance Hill (I) (of the "Trinity" spaghetti westerns) appears as a "revenuer" and is the lead pursuer in a car chase.

Beth Ann Eubanks:"I slept out by the creek." Bobby Lee Hagg:"You slept out alone?" Beth Ann Eubanks:"I never sleep alone." Beth Ann Eubanks:"I always sleep with a 45 Automatic."

Grady:"See what you're missing by living in Mississippi. Bobby Lee Hagg:"You better watch him." Beth Ann Eubanks:"I'm watching everybody."

State Police Detective Rudolph Junkins:"Clean machine! They let you out early?" Arnie Cunningham:"Yeah that's right." State Police Detective Rudolph Junkins:"Arnold Cunningham?" Arnie Cunningham:"That's right." State Police Detective Rudolph Junkins:"I'm Rudolph Junkins. State Police. Detective." Arnie Cunningham:"Look, I'm just missing a study hall. I gotta get to work." State Police Detective Rudolph Junkins:"I don't care about that. I just wanna ask you some questions about your car."

Bobby Lee:"Well, that's not the place where I prove my manhood. But since the subject has come up, you think you might boost it a little by letting me drive?"

Grady:"I do all of his heavy work. The artiste has to protect his hands."

Bobby Lee:"Jesse, she's in trouble." Uncle Jesse:"Did you do it?" Bobby Lee:"It ain't that kind of trouble."

Christine Trivia: How did the foreman get the attention of the assembly line workers when he found the black guy dead in the Christine car?

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