Skipper Duke

(Season 3 Carnival of Thrills) Daisy Duke:"Uncle Jesse? Isn't that beautiful?" Uncle Jesse Duke:"Yeah. It's stupid. But it's beautiful." Luke Duke:"Well, I guess it's catchin' then Uncle Jesse." (To crowd on microphone)"Folks this here's Luke Duke! You just sit tight, 'cause Bo's gonna do that jump just like he promised."(To Uncle Jesse and Daisy)"See. If I copilot he can keep his eyes on the road." Daisy Duke:"Luke! I don't know whether to kiss you, or kill you. So I guess I'm gonna kiss you!"

(Season 3 Carnival of Thrills) Luke Duke:"Cooter. Crack open that hood there. I got a sneakin' suspicion." John Zimbra:"Take a look that gas line."

(Season 3 Carnival of Thrills) Uncle Jesse Duke:"Bo! Now Luke wants to tell you somethin', an' I want you to stand there, an' listen to him, an' I don't wanna hear one peep outta you! Understand!?"

(Season 3 Carnival of Thrills) Luke Duke:"Boss. It sounds to me like yer workin' some sort of scam, to cheat this little lady out of her carnival."

(Season 1 Plant You Now, Dig You Later) During the court trial held by his honor the Professor to determine ownership of the treasure chest Gilligan unearthed while digging a BBQ pit for Mr. Howell) Skipper:"Ginger's very damaging to us." Gilligan:"Yeah. Her testimony." Skipper:"No her legs."

(Season 3 The Big House) Barney Fife:"Now here at "The Rock" we have two basic rules. Memorize them so that you can say them in your sleep. The first rule is... Obey all rules. Secondly, do not write on the walls, as it takes a lot of work to erase writing off of walls."

I have the Gilligan's Island Skipper Costume. By Fun World. It includes Shirt Pants Hat Stuffable Belly.

I wonder why nobody didn't ride shotgun in bamboo car with Gilligan in the hypnotic robot delivery of the gold bullion(coconuts)to Dr. Boris Balinkoff at the Lagoon scene in Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan. Perhaps they wanted a different robbery scene without the overdone getaway car partner?

Maudine the mule

This guy Australian guy I'm friends with on Facebook insulted The Dukes. He insulted me too. He said "The Dukes are NOT appealing! They are dumb idiots! So are you for being into them!" Y'all... Time to dump/unfriend/block that guy?

Cuzin MoonRunner-01... Have you seen Tom Wopat's movie Meteorites? I got that one too from the YouTube.

Cuzin Roger Duke... Should I wear my Skipper costume if I ride the Gateway Clipper?

EARL, Cooter's Uncle and also a cousin of the same name. The cousin was an undertaker.

watch rent-a-cop

I used up my reactions. So here's the love ❤

Thanks Cousin Hoss. I will give the site a look.

Cousin Roger... Does the cruise include the meal in the cruise price or is the meal a separate fee?

payroll

Probably go next Summer. Don't if I will do meal or no meal yet. I will pick up a new white Skipper hat from the boat.

Howdy y'all! Any of y'all live in Ohio or PA and rode on this boat before? If you have, what was your experience like?

Farmer's Insurance "We are farmers. Rum pum pum pum."

(Season 4 Pin the Tail on the Dukes) Boss Hogg is sitting at his desk in his courthouse office, eating breakfast. A giant tray piled sky high with donuts. Rosco walks in. Rosco:"Bad news, bad news! Look what them Duke Boys did to that radar gun!" Boss Hogg(Looks up from the donuts for a split second to see the radar gun.)"Oh. It's a mess, ain't it?" Rosco:"It's a mess. I bet yer mad too, aren't ya?" Boss Hogg:"No. No, I ain't mad." Rosco:"Then you must be sick." Boss Hogg:"No, I ain't sick neither." Rosco:"I thought you was, from eatin' all these donuts." Boss Hogg:"I'm happy as a clam. An' you wanna know why?" Rosco:"Why?" Boss Hogg:"Well, there are 2 reasons-" Rosco:"You lost 20 pounds?" Boss Hogg:"I may get angry. No. The 1st one is, we got rid of Hector Farley." Rosco:"Yeah. He's afraid of me!" Boss Hogg:"Turned out to be a mouse in sheep's clothing. A wreck less scaredy cat. Reason number 2, thanks to you, we can lay the blame fer destroyin' that there so-called radar equipment on them Duke Boys! Hehehe!"

WHAT MICHAEL AND REGINA CUNNINGHAM COULD HAVE DONE DIFFERENTLY! In the book and movie! If Arnie’s parents had not been so mean and snobbish, and not insisted that “You are not keeping, any car at this house!”, they could have let Arnie work on Christine in the garage. During the restoration period, they could have parked the Volvo in the driveway and take Darnell’s out of the equation. That would have saved him the 20 bucks a week to rent stall 20. In the Cunningham garage, he could have done enough work on her to get her street legal. Once he got her street legal and registered, he could have driven her on streets and highways enough to let her backwards running odometer do the rest. Once she was fully restored, they could have let him park Christine on the street in front of the house. That is if they felt it was too much trouble to maneuver the Volvo around Christine in the driveway.

I got Night of the Twisters on DVD. Made from YouTube.

I love it cuz!