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Skipper Duke

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  1. Bandit you're reckless And you live much to hard Bandit They call you the Bandit You're a legend to the old men And a hero to the child You're shackled by freedom You wear no man's chains You're the joker in the deal of the cards Bandit steal a lady's heart with only a smile
  2. Grave Robber:"Bandit this here is the grave robber. We'll try to hold off that county mountie as long as we can good buddy."
  3. Junior Justice:"Hush puppies daddy!"
  4. Bandit:"I take my hat off for one thing and one thing only."
  5. The Andy Griffith Show Fun Fact: The theme song music The Fishin' Hole was composed by Everett Sloane aka moonshiner Jubel Foster from the Season 2 episode Keeper of the Flame. It was whistled by Earle Hagen.
  6. Gilligan's Island Fun Fact: The original opening and closing Calypso style theme song music was composed by Johnny Williams and sang by series creator Sherwood Schwartz himself.
  7. Dukes Trivia: What did escaped convicts Leeman & Hammer steal from Uncle Jesse Duke & Boss Jefferson Davis Hogg?
  8. Cousin Hobie Hartkins... I'd give you a reaction. But I've used up my quota again.
  9. Yes Cousin Roger Duke... That work Artie did was actually Rosco's.
  10. http://www.gilligansisle.com/scripts.html
  11. Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Where's the can I gotta take a squirt!"
  12. (This set of tributes comes from the Season 3 episode High Man on the Totempole. Making Gilligan Kupa King the Kupaki headhunter king so he can make them free their prisoners the Howells.)
  13. Cousin daisydukexenosstrait... Mary Kaye's Baby & Repo Men.
  14. (This set of tributes comes from a Publicity/Press Kit/Promotional scene for Season 1 episode Forget Me, Not & an actual scene from Season 3 episode Gilligan Goes Gung Ho.)
  15. Junior Justice:"Daddy the bridge!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I can make that easy!" Car gets stuck mid flight. Junior Justice:"I tried to tell you Daddy-" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Shut your a**! Now get out, and push!" Junior Justice:"But Daddy-" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Get out and push!" Junior Justice:"Ok! But-"(gets out of car to push it)"Aaaahhh!"(falls in water, splash.)
  16. (Season 3 And in This Corner, Luke Duke) barn buster jump scene. Bo Duke:"Woo hoo! Haha! That sure is one heck of a mess, now ain't it Luke?" Luke Duke:"Hey! Don't look at me! I wasn't drivin'!"
  17. (Season 1 Physical Fatness scene.) Skipper just ran 10 laps around the island. Skipper:"Hi Ginger." Ginger:"Hi. You're just in time for your exercises." Skipper:"Exercises?! Ginger, I just ran 10 laps around the island!"

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