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Skipper Duke

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  1. (Season 3 My Son, Bo Hogg) Sheriff Little:"Well, looks like we caught you with yer pudgy little hand in the whiskey jar, didn't we?"
  2. (Season 1 One Armed Bandits) Cooter Davenport:"Shoot fire and save box matches!" Luke Duke:"Cooter Davenport you ain't got the sense the good Lord promised a turkey!" Cooter Davenport:"Hey Luke! Whatsay Bo?" Construction Worker:(to Cooter)"Yer crazy man!" Bo Duke:"Ain't you gonna see what he did with your car?" Luke Duke:"You borrowed my car this morning. What'd you do with it?" Cooter Davenport:"Oh. I used it to run the Sheriff off the road to make him mad. When he jumped out-" Bo Duke:"You jumped into his right? Well, why did you steal the sheriff's car?" Cooter:"Well, he impounded mine! Seemed only fair to take his." Luke Duke:"Usin' my car. That's real good Cooter!" Bo Duke:"Well, I told you not to lend Cooter yer car!" Luke Duke:"Cooter, you got any idea what it's gonna take to straighten all this out?" Cooter Davenport:"No." Bo Duke:"Well hello bandit. Now, what's that doin' in there?" Cooter Davenport:"He's bringin' 'em in." Luke Duke:"Who is?" Cooter Davenport:"Sheriff Rosco Coltrane!"
  3. slipstreaming
  4. cheeseburger
  5. Cat in the Hat
  6. jelly
  7. Maxine!!!!!
  8. This set of tributes comes from the Season 2 episode The Friendly Physician. Gilligan is scared of Igor scene. Gilligan:"Skipper? Am I getting close to whatever it is?" Skipper:"Don't put your hand to close, he might bite it off!"
  9. Cousin Roger... Yeah I can copy and paste it.
  10. Cousin HossC... Also in Season 3 Enos Strate to the Top when Enos is sitting in his patrol car, in the town square, and he's looking at the wanted poster of the bank robbers. They drive past him, and he says "That's them!" His mouth don't move. Also in Season 2 Jude Emery Daisy says "Some cowboy Jude!" Her mouth don't move.
  11. Anyone catch the mistake/blooper at the end of Season 4 episode Shine On Hazzard Moon, when Luke says "Bottoms up!" His mouth didn't move.
  12. Curious. When Andy accidentally shut Barney's arm in the kitchen door of the house, in The Pickle Story, was it really Don Knotts arm or a stuntman?
  13. Everybody who seen it thought the Bandit was gone
  14. Bandit you're reckless And you live much to hard Bandit They call you the Bandit You're a legend to the old men And a hero to the child You're shackled by freedom You wear no man's chains You're the joker in the deal of the cards Bandit steal a lady's heart with only a smile
  15. Grave Robber:"Bandit this here is the grave robber. We'll try to hold off that county mountie as long as we can good buddy."
  16. Junior Justice:"Hush puppies daddy!"
  17. Bandit:"I take my hat off for one thing and one thing only."
  18. The Andy Griffith Show Fun Fact: The theme song music The Fishin' Hole was composed by Everett Sloane aka moonshiner Jubel Foster from the Season 2 episode Keeper of the Flame. It was whistled by Earle Hagen.
  19. Gilligan's Island Fun Fact: The original opening and closing Calypso style theme song music was composed by Johnny Williams and sang by series creator Sherwood Schwartz himself.

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