Skipper Duke
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(Season 3 High Man on the Totempole) Ginger:"How would you like to take a nice long walk with me in the jungle?" Gilligan:"No thanks." Ginger:"How 'bout a cool refreshing swim? I'll wear my poka dot bikini." Gilligan:"I wonder if they shrink a lot?" Ginger:"If it did, there'd only be one dot left." Gilligan:"Huh?" Ginger:"You asked me if my bathing suit shrinks a lot." Gilligan:"No. I was wondering if those head hunters shrink a lot of heads." Ginger:"Will you stop looking at that silly totempole, and look at me for a minute?" Gilligan:"Ok."(He takes a long hard look at Ginger from head to toe.) Ginger:"Now, what does that totempole got that I haven't got?" Gilligan:"Three heads." Ginger:"You win!"
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Post by Don Dapkus Facebook member and member of The Andy Griffith Show groups. And my comment on the post. Ok.. Do not mention that the goat and uncle Nat .. In the same sentence. Facebook keeps removing what Otis said about the goat. Apparently it is a Facebook violation.. Yeah I know Otis said it. But apparently people Facebook never watches TV That's why I do my quoting of shows and movies over on the TV and movie forums at www.hazzardnet.com where they have no community standards to be violated like it does here on Facebook.
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(Season 3 Voodoo) Skipper:"Gilligan what have you got there?" Gilligan:"It's a witch doctor doll I made." Skipper:"You made?" Gilligan:"Yeah. I figured if he could do it to us, I could do it to him." Skipper:"Don't be silly Gilligan, for goodness sakes, it takes those witch doctors years of practice to make their voodoo work." Gilligan:"You mean, if I stick it with the pin, nothing will happen?" Skipper:"That's exactly right, nothing will happen!" Gilligan sticks the voodoo witch doctor in the butt with the pin. Witch doctor:"Yaaah!!!"(runs past Gilligan & Skipper, dives into Lagoon and swims away.)
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