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Skipper Duke

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  1. Sean Bailey(Sheriff Buford T. Justice) Tim Phillips(Bandit)
  2. https://www.facebook.com/sean.bailey.BufordTJustice/videos/3995543130526190/
  3. (Season 2 The Friendly Physician) scene. Dr. Boris Balinkoff:"At last, I have found 2 perfect specimens!" Gilligan & Skipper give him suspicious looks. The Dr. bends down and picks up 2 seashells.
  4. Will Darnell:"I don't allow no smokin' in here either! You wanna butt, you go out in the junkyard!" Arnie Cunningham:"But I don't smoke-" Will Darnell:"Don't interrupt me punk! Don't interrupt me! An' don't get smart!"
  5. Jr. Justice:"Turn left here Daddy! Make a right turn Daddy! We'll be in the clear!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:(Mocking Jr.):"Make a left turn Daddy! Make a right turn Daddy! We'll be in the clear!" You moose twit!"
  6. Cousin Roger I wasn't on HazzardNet yet back then. Sad.
  7. (Season 4 Trouble at Cooter's) Waylon Jennings:"Now, ain't it amazing how a pretty girl with fried chicken could make a man forget about a carburetor float valve? Don't you just hate men that use women to mess up other men? Well, that carburetor float valve is somethin' that ol' Bo an' Luke could sure use on the General about now."
  8. (Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978) scene Skipper & Gilligan are in their hut in at night in their hammocks sleeping. Skipper can't sleep due to Gilligan's snoring and various strange sounds he's making. Skipper:(Frustrated, pokes Gilligan's hammock.)"Gilligan." Gilligan continues snoring away. Skipper pokes him again. "Gilligan!" Still no response from Gilligan. The Skipper has had it now. "Gilligan!!!" Gilligan:"What is it? What's a matter?" Skipper:"I can't fall asleep with all that snoring going on!" Gilligan:"I don't hear anything!" Skipper:"Gilligan, I want you to go back to sleep, and I want you to sleep without snoring! Do you understand that!? That is an order!" Gilligan:"Yessir!"
  9. (Season 3 Andy and the New Mayor) scene Andy & Barney are in on the roof of the patrol car, and a bear is in the backseat. Jess Morgan & Mayor Stoner are up in a tree. Andy:"You see Mayor!? If you'd let me run my own office, Jess wouldn't be up there in that tree, you wouldn't be up there beside him, with yer clothes all tore up, and we wouldn't be down here with a bear in our backseat! You beat everything! You know that!?"
  10. (Rescue From Gilligan's Island 1978) The Castaways First Interview scene. "May I present you with the key to the city?" Gilligan:"Wow! It sure must open some big door!"
  11. (Season 2 V for Vitamins) scene. Skipper:"Grapefruits! The Professor found some Grapefruit trees!" Professor:"Yes! And Lemon trees too!" Gilligan:"I knew about them!" Professor:"You mean, you knew there were citrus fruits!?" Gilligan:"No, not citrus fruits, just Grapefruits and Lemons!" Professor:"Oh Gilligan!"(Throws a Lemon up in the air, and catches it.)"Those ARE citrus fruits!" Gilligan:"Oh!"
  12. Roger Duke same with The Fugitive and Dukescam Scam. Season 3 episodes but aired in Season 4.
  13. (Season 3 The Kidnapper) scene. Mr. Wiley:"If I was a dame, I couldn't resist you!" Gilligan:"I could!" Skipper:"You stay out of this! Now, what were you saying Mr. Wiley?"
  14. (Season 1 So Sorry, My Island Now) scene. Gilligan(Driving the Japanese submarine):"You can depend on me Skipper!" Skipper:"I wish you hadn't said that!" Gilligan:"Just remember, your life is in my hands!" Skipper:"I wish you hadn't said that either!"
  15. I am in contact with the original Jason Vorhees the 1st Jason Vorhees kid Jason (Ari Lehman) of the 1980 original movie on Facebook/aka Fakebook. We have been chatting.
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