Skipper Duke
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(Season 1 One Armed Bandits) Boss Hogg:"I want those slot machines! They've been missin' 3 days!" Rosco:"It wasn't my fault Boss. They set up my drivers with a half naked female woman up on that highway. Shoot, anybody'd stop for that!" -
Dusty's Trail scene. Mr. Callahan:"I guess it's all up to you now Andy. I can't do anything more like this." Andy:"You've done all you can Mr. Callahan. How'd the accident happen?" Callahan looks at Dusty. Dusty:"It was all my dumb fault." Mr. Callahan:"Well, we got this one caught in the breach of that shotgun there." Dusty:"But that wasn't the real dumb thing. The real dumb thing was, he had his other hand on the counter like this."(takes Andy's left hand puts it on counter.)"And I took the counter top like this-"(slams it on Andy's hand.) Andy:"Eyoooow!!!!"
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(Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Skipper:"Well Gilligan, how do I look?" Gilligan:"You look like a bowl of soggy Shredded Wheat." Skipper:"Oh ha ha. Well as long as we’re passing out the compliments, I’ve seen whisk brooms that look better than you."
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Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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(Season 3 The Pigeon) Burt:"That's Funny ?, That doesn't Sound Like Old Lady Hawkins ?"
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(Season 3 Man With a Net) Lord Beasley:"That's The Trouble with You Americans You Simply Don't Know How to Hold Your Tea..."
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(Season 3 Up at Bat) Skipper:(Finds note pinned to Gilligan's hammock.) "Oh Gilligan., why'd ya have to do a dumb thing like that?" (He continues reading in Gilligan's voice) "P.S. This is the only dumb thing I could think of doing." Skipper:"Professor!? Professor!?"
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(Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Native Daughter:"I a hawna wa nee nee"("I want that one for husband!")
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(Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Native Chief:"Whatever baby wants, baby gets....la la boo boo lah!"
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(Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Native Chief's wife:"La la Bubala"
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Dusty's Trail scene. Dusty:"Saddle Burn Wells. Pop 114. I wonder how old Mom is?"
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(Season 3 Up at Bat) Skipper:"I saw one of those once in Mexico! A Vampire bat!"
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Dusty's Trail scene. Dusty:(singing)"I don't know what to do I don't know what to do! I can't stall 'em all!" Mr. Callahan/Cal:(singing in the same tune)"Cut me loose cut me loose!"
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(Season 1 Birds Gotta Fly, Fish Gotta Talk) Mr. Howell:"This is the first time I ever celebrated Christmas with a bamboo tree!" Mrs. Howell:"And seashells for ornaments!" Professor:"Well, it's the best we could do here on the island."
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(Season 2 Castaways Pictures Presents) Professor:"Well, you are a little overweight Skipper!" Skipper:"I'm not overweight, I just have big bones!" Gilligan:"Yeah, and they're covered with big meat!"
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(Season 2 Gilligan's Mother-in-law) Gilligan:"Skipper! I don't think I'm gonna be able to support THIS wife!"
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Keep your foot hot on the pedal son Never mind them brakes and let it all hang out Cause we got a run to make The boys are thirsty in Atlanta and there's beer in Texarkana And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes
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Daniel Duke... Thank ya!
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(Season 3 And Then There Were None) Gilligan:"How I do hate being out here in the jungle all alone. I said HOW I DO HATE BEING OUT HERE ALL ALONE! One rich lady...with pearls. To go. Make me an offer! Do I hear one headhunter!? Do I hear two!?"
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Dusty's Trail scene. Mr. Callahan/Cal:"Dusty I'm gonna tell you somethin' about breakin' in a horse. The first thing you gotta do is, show him who's boss." Dusty:"He knows THAT! He knows THAT!"
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(Season 3 The Secret of Gilligan's Island) Skipper:"How Long Chief Howell Keep Us in Cave ?" Gilligan:"He Say 100 Years Until We Die Which Ever Comes First...."
