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Skipper Duke

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  1. (Season 3 It's a Bird, It's a Plane) The Howells have now interrupted the Professor. Mr. Howell:"Professor!" Mrs. Howell:"Oh dear I'm terribly sorry Professor. Did we cause you to spill that?" Professor:"Not at all Mrs. Howell. Why, I've had so much practice recently, I could've spilled it without your help."
  2. (Season 3 It's a Bird, It's a Plane) Professor:"Alright! Out! Shoo! Go on! I will let you know the results the moment I am finished. Now go!"(Ginger & Mary Ann has interrupted him while testing out the significance of the jetpack fuel to see if it will reach Hawaii. He sends them out of his hut.)
  3. (Season 2 The Sweepstakes) Dream sequence. Mr. Howell is playing Poker with the Skipper. There is a vase of flowers on the table next to them. Mr. Howell:"You know, I haven't taken a bath in 40 years." (Flowers droop) Skipper:"We know!"
  4. Hey y'all I just had a realization. Maybe all the snow is delaying that Fun World hat also? Bad driving conditions for the USPS guys and girls. Also Covid, drivers could be out sick etc. Also the holidays whacked the mail all up too?
  5. (Season 1 My Fair Gilligan) Mr. Howell:"Would you excuse us everyone? I'd like a word with Gilligan." Gilligan:“Don’t you mean G. Thurston Howell IV?” Mr. Howell:"No. I mean Gilligan!!!"
  6. Guys... Ginger or Mary Ann?
  7. (Season 4 Coltrane vs Duke) Waylon Jennings:"Old Sheriff Little has rigged an extra hundred horses under the hood, just fer times like this." Sheriff Little:"Pull over!" Waylon Jennings:"You know, by the time them boys get to the trial, the farm's gonna be gone, an' that brewery's gonna be sellin' beer on TV." Sheriff cuts off the General Lee, and drives off the bridge. Waylon Jennings:"Course, havin' extra horses don't mean no whole lot, unless you know how to drive." Sheriff Little:"I'm gonna get you!"(Makes fist, and waves it at Bo and Luke.)Luke Duke:"He don't look to pleased." Bo Duke:"I wouldn't be either. He's to big to be that mad." Luke Duke:"Let's get outta here!"
  8. Every radio broadcast episode 1-98
  9. The soundtrack:
  10. Wish I could drive to Fun World headquarters n pick up a hat in person. Then I'd have the thing without waiting.
  11. I just had a thought for this HazzardNet Skipper forum. I could start posting in here the season number and episode name I am doing each day. No photos just text. You know my Flickr is done. Have to pay to upgrade it for more uploads. Cannot pay.
  12. Cousin Roger Duke... What you think of Julie Carmen(The Vampire Regine Dandridge)?
  13. Boss Hogg said about taxi cabs in his Mel's Diner Alice appearance "Back in Hazzard we don't tip a taxi cab driver, unless he jumps a river or 2."
  14. Maybe tomorrow? However I'm not counting on it. Cuz every day that I expect arrival is a let down.
  15. (Season 3 Gilligan Goes Gung Ho) Professor:"Good heavens, she shot me! Dead, dead, dead!"
  16. Here she is Julie Carmen(Vampire Regine Dandridge)Julie Carmen https://g.co/kgs/nHibZz
  17. Cousin Hobie I got another way.
  18. Cousin Hobie I would love to. But my Flickr is out of free uploads.
  19. John Schneider in an interview about playing The Dukes of Hazzard's Bo Duke. "I was 18 thru 25 years old. I was like a kid in a candy store. I loved it."
  20. Bandit:"We ain't never not made it yet have we?" Snowman:"Well....no." Bandit:"Well there you go."
  21. Bandit:"For the good old American life, For the money, For the glory, and For the fun. Mostly for the money."
  22. Snowman:"For your information that ain't ever been done not in no Rig." Bandit:"That's cuz you and I ain't ever done it in no rig. You gotta stop thinking so negative son."
  23. (Season 3 Take a Dare) George Barkley:"I'm a man...you're a woman...beautiful arrangement!" Ginger:"To put it in yer own sweet wonderful words! Forget it!"
  24. Either I faced more A. D. A. D.(Another Day Another Disappointment) again or no mail at all for the house today. The Fun World Gilligan's Island Skipper's hat cap is Not here again. Bout to just give up on that cap n bite the bullet LOL.
  25. Barney Fife:"Barney Fife or Edgar Coleman. Cause that's just about the way she exists."
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