Skipper Duke

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"She insulted my town! She insulted my son!{Shaddup!} She insulted my authority! And that's nothin' but pure old-fashioned communism...."

(Season 1 Gilligan Meets the Jungle Boy) Mary Ann:"I don't think he understands what you're saying." Jungle Boy:"Say-ing."

Dusty's Trail scene. Betsy:"Is she sleeping?" Lulu:"Fast asleep." Betsy:"Do you think Priscilla's a witch?" Lulu:"There's been some strange things happening since she got here." Betsy:"Dusty always does strange things, an' we never accuse him of witchcraft." Lulu:"Dusty wouldn't know which end of the broom to ride."

(Season 2 Castaway Pictures Presents.) Mr. Howell:"Oh well. I think I'll go aft!"(walks off raft into Lagoon)

(Season 3 Gilligan the Goddess) Gilligan:"What do they think this is, a freeway??"

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Gimme a Diablo Sandwich and a Dr. Pepper an' make it fast! I'm in a GD hurry! You want somethin'!?" Jr. Justice:"Hush Puppies daddy!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"We ain't got no time fer that crap! Dumb sumb****!"

"Crazy Cooter comin' at cha!" Ben Jones(Cooter Davenport)

Might try the Arby's Diablo Dare Sandwich. No doubt this is a menu item inspired by the Smokey and the Bandit movie. Buford's meal. Can't forget the Dr. Pepper

(Season 2 Castaway Pictures Presents) Gilligan:"Don't forget Skipper, it's awful cold down there. Keep your flap shut!!!!" Skipper:"Gilligan, you keep your flap shut! Or I'll close it for ya!"

(Season 1 Forget Me Not) Gilligan"OK sailor boy, stomach in, chest out!" Mr. Howell:"I won't stand fer mutiny on my ship!" Gilligan:"Your ship!? I'm the Skipper!" Mr. Howell:"I'm the Skipper! I am one of the biggest Skippers of all time!" Gilligan:"I'm gonna report you to the Admiral an' have you court martialed!" Skipper:"Gilligan! Mr. Howell! What are you arguing about!? Will you two pipe down!?"(bangs their heads together)"Gilligan! I'll have you know, I'm the only Skipper around here! That goes fer you too Howell!" Gilligan:"He knows my name!" Mr. Howell:"Mine too!" Professor:"That hit on the head brought him back! The Skipper is cured!"

(Season 2 Feed the Kitty) Professor:"Let's get on with it. That lion could be anywhere. Behind that tree, or crouched behind that rock." Mr. Howell:"You don't think it is do you!?" Professor:"Mr. Howell, animals can smell fear. So I suggest you get a hold of yourself."

(Season 2 V for Vitamins) Gilligan's Jack and the Beanstalk dream sequence. Professor/Old man:"An' I'm really a Price, an' I could use a kiss to turn me back into a Prince!" Gilligan:"Forget it buster! I'm not gonna kiss you!" Ginger/Princess:"It's not you that can turn him back! It's her." Mary Ann/Maid:"Oh. I'd rather kiss the goose! Here it goes!"

Gilligan Trivia: Professor invented a bicycle pedal moonshine making still in Man With a Net. T or F? Bonus: This still appeared again in The Pigeon. T or F?

My family lied to me when I was young. Said "If you keep wearing your Skipper hats you will grow up bald." Am 34 and all my hair is still here.

(Season 3 Ring Around Gilligan) Skipper:(under Dr. Boris Balinkoff's spell from the mind controlling hypnotic ring)"You are my Admiral."

(Season 2 Erica Tiffany Smith to the Rescue) Gilligan:"Hi Skipper! Hi lady! Hi lady!?"

(Season 2 Erica Tiffany Smith to the Rescue) Professor:“I don’t want to crush your dress” Ginger:“Try”

(Season 2 Mine Hero) Gilligan and Mr. Howell are glued to the iron mine. Gilligan because of his solid steel 4 leaf clover lucky charm necklace. Mr. Howell because of his watch and identification bracelet. Gilligan thinks the mine has started to tick faster. Gilligan:"Listen! It's starting to tick faster! Flim flam, flim flam, flim flam!" Mr. Howell:"That's MY heart!"

(Season 3 High Man on the Totempole) Kupaki Headhunter:(to the other Kupaki Headhunters)"Put head back on pole! Whoever do this, die!"

Yeah.

Movie Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise

(Season 1 Goodbye, Island) Ginger Grant:"Gee Professor. I think it's amazing how you do all these experiments with such shaky hands!" Professor:"Well they weren't shaky until a second ago."

(Season 3 High Man on the Totempole) Ginger:"I hope that boomerang has more boom in it than I did."

(Season 2 Agonized Labor) Skipper:"You may have to stoke a furnace." Mr. Howell:"I'll go down with the ship first." Skipper:"Mr. Howell, that's only for Captains."