Skipper Duke

OPOSSUM (Enos:"Possum on a gumbush!" In many episodes.)

(Season 3 And Then There Were None) Mr. Howell:"I can't stand it anymore! Why are we sitting around this hut!? Somebody tell me, why, why why!?" Skipper:"Because the headhunters are out there!"(Points outside.) Mr. Howell:"I'll buy that."

(Season 3 Gilligan the Goddess) Skipper:"Gilligan. Where's Gilligan? Gilligan!?" Gilligan:"Did. Somebody. Call. Me.?" Professor:"He might be able to pull it off!" Gilligan:"Oh no! I'm not gonna dress up like a girl!" Skipper:"Oh yes you are, and that's an order!" Gilligan:"I'm not gonna dress up like a girl, and you can't make me!"(Match flip scene)"You can't make me, you can't make me!" Mr. Howell:"We already did!" Skipper:"But what are we gonna call him? I mean, whoever heard of a goddess name Gilligan?" Gilligan:"Why don't you call her Giliana?"(Realizes what he just said, and could kick himself.)"What am I saying!?"

Ginger and Mary Ann with pie on Gilligans Island.(,I can't post the picture. My free Flickr is out of free uploads. Sorry y'all.)The differences between Mary Ann Summers (Dawn Wells) and Ginger Grant (Tina Louise) characters on Gilligan's Island couldn’t be better summed up any better than this simple bit of dialogue between them: Mary Ann - “I used to be a Girl Scout, and they teach you a lot.Ginger: “I used to go with a Boy Scout, and they teach you a lot, too.” Mary Ann was the quintessential all American girl next door, while Ginger oozed glamor and sex appeal. Both women gorgeous but on opposite sides of the spectrum.

Rosco:"You give women flowers, you give men manly things! Like a bottle of Citronella, or a pair of Long Johns, or a real sexy pin up picture of MINNEY Pearl!" (Season 3 The Canterbury Crock when Cletus gives Rosco the vase of flowers that Cooter gave Cletus after Daisy gave it to Cooter .)

Full Metal Jacket the movie

(Season 3 Mrs. Rosco P. Coltrane) Mama Coltrane(To Rosco):"You mean you got a girl out of a machine? Lordy, what won't they think of next?"

(Season 3 Slave Girl) Gilligan:"You mean Ugundi's already here?" Mr. Howell:"Not that fiend! The other fiends!" Gilligan:"What other fiends!?" Mr. Howell:"The-, the Captain and the Professor!" Gilligan:"But they're not other-" Mr. Howell:"Gilligan, my boy, I hate to do this to you. But it's for your own good! Pow!"(Punches. Knocks Gilligan out.) Mrs. Howell: Thurston, you knocked him out!" Mr. Howell:"Lovey, Lovey I've struck another man!"

Cousin Boss Thanks!

Gilligan's Island fans... American Patrol Co. has been in touch with me. He may have found a buyer for the company. He can't divulge anything more until September.

Cousin Roger yep!

Hogg's ICEHOUSE

Nope. The warning networks are putting up is "Gilligan's Island was made in the 1960s. It contains outdated language and cultural stereotypes."

Today I wore one of my Navy Blue Broner Hat Co. Skipper's hats from the former R. I. P. Warren Ohio Mickey's Army Navy Store to my appointment. A lady who works the waiting room window recognized it. She said "I love the hat! It's Gilligan's Island Skipper's!" When I left today, I said "Bye Doc." The Doc said "Take care Captain, and behave." I said "I will. And I'll tell Gilligan and the other castaways you said "Hi." The Doc said "Absolutely."

Did you know that reruns of Gilligan's Island are now receiving that silly trigger warning at the beginning of episodes? When and where does this cancel culture NONSENSE stop?

The episode of Alf with him being a Gilligan freak, me and him would get along nicely! He'd be my best pal. David Hasselhoff would also be my best pal and get along nicely! The episode of Baywatch Sit Right Back And You'll Hear a Tale, he was watching Gilligan on the TV. He chased everyone away so he could have the TV all to himself to enjoy Gilligan by himself. That's like something I would've done.

Old Silver Mine on Pine Ridge Road(Episode State of the County)

(Roseanne Gilligan's Island episode Sherwood Schwartz A Loving Tribute.) Dan Conner as the Skipper:"Wow! An uncharted desert island! This wasn't on any of my maps!"

Wow! He had a good long life!

Gilligan's Island fans... Did you hear the Skipper's Midway Co. hat talk in the Gilligan cast Alf episode? Every time he hit Gilligan with it, it went "Bonk!" Sounded like it was talking.

ZEEBO(The Hagg family's friend in The Dukes pilot movie Moonrunners)

X(The X-rated movie of Boss Hogg & Uncle Jesse's moonshine running days in Days of Shine and Roses)

VANCE Duke

SKUNK Hollow