MaryAnne

He's 78 years young. LOL

So let me get this straight. Because you've been ridiculed a few times in your life because of your accent or where you're from or whatever, you now assume that all yankees are cruel and boneheaded SOB's. Dude, I'm sorry you had the misfortune to meet some crappy people in your life and that they coincidentally all existed outside of the South. But guess what? Crappy people exist everywhere, and if they can find something to pick on you about, they will. You're no different than anybody else, frankly. But to judge people in one part of the country, based on the few you've met is extremely narrowminded. And for you to come to this board, claim to enjoy the Dukes of Hazzard and then proceed to slam those of us who aren't Southern and therefore apparently should not be allowed to walk the face of the earth, let alone enjoy the Dukes of Hazzard, let alone have the country smarts to DIG the Dukes of Hazzard, makes you no better than the type of Yanks you so hate. So go wash your hands, dust your feet and keep movin' my friend. Maybe someday you'll learn that the world is full of SOB's. At which point it won't be just Yanks you hate. It'll be the entire human race.

Hey RebellWolf, I'll have you know I check this site every day. Several times a day actually. Don't always have that extra minute to post but I do keep up with what's going on here. You're not the only one old enough to remember the show. You're not the only one who's lived Hazzard style. Son...you are in good company. =) MaryAnne

Welcome Eddie! And Larry and everyone else that's recently joined up. Y'all've come to the right place for Dukes.

*places rusty pliers on table. Places shot of whiskey on table* There's our dental plan! The whiskey costs extra tho'. ROLFMAO

Miss Strate...I've been tryin' to figure your silly tail out for awhile now. KHEE! =) I know one thing. (As opposed to Schultz, who knows nuth-ing! LOL) You're a Strate, 100%. And I'm definetly Coltrane. Know why? Because I royally screwed up trying to answer your post. And I ended up wiping half of it out. %$*(^%*(^!!!!!!! Argh. I'm sorry. I swear I hit "quote" which is right next to the "edit" button and at 7:30 in the morning you'd think I'd know better than to try anything complicated!

I hate modern technology, just wanna make that clear. ROFL. The link is fixed. Believe me I had pleanty of emails about it. LOL MaryAnne

Vacation policy?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! How about this for a vacation: Damn near kill yourself working on this site and we might letcha have a couple of hours off. BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

Howdy NDNoutlaw! Actually, if you like you can post challenge suggestions right in the fanfic challenge section. It should be fixed now where everyone can post to it. LOL. I made a boo boo last time and screwed up setting the thing up and couldn't figure out why nobody was posting to the topic. Then I was gently informed that the place wasn't letting anybody in! Can't imagine I'd mess that up. Heh heh. I'll tell ya ND, if you can help get folks fired up on challenging one another I give ya my blessing. This fandom has some very talented writers in it and I know they're up to it. And I'm sure there's some folks out there, lurking in the shadows that are probably talented writers too and they're just waiting for that opportunity to come out and play. Let's give it to 'em eh? KHEE! MaryAnne

August 1st challenges have been posted! http://www.dukesofhazzardfanfic.com/Stories/ChallengeFics/August2004/August2004.htm

.....has come and gone but I'm still holding out for submissions for the Episode Rewrite. LOL. I'll be updating dohff.com this weekend but just wanted to let y'all know you can still send in stories. Really. I mean that. I'm not joking. Are you working on one now? Are you this far away from finishing it? Do you wanna email me and say "I got a story but it's gonna be a little late, is that okay?"? I'll reply back, "Yes it is!"

Yes, Rosco sings but it's not as bad as you might think. LOL. Actually it's very cute. It's a song about Flash and it is pure Rosco. KHEE! Like Kristy said there's a story line that kinda weaves the songs together, so essentially it's the Dukes of Hazzard -- The Musical. If you find it, get it. It's a fun record.

Well shoot, NOW what are we gonna do?! Have a safe trip, Jax!

**Obviously there is alot of yankees on this board...** So what if there is? Look, we're all here because we all like the Dukes of Hazzard. I'm assuming you're here because you like the Dukes of Hazzard. Does it really matter what part of the country we're all from? You've posted 8 times today, and 6 of them are your repeated grievence about the movie. Look, I don't dig the movie idea either because I'm sure they're gonna just screw it up, but it might just jump start some renewed interest in the original Dukes. That's not necessarily a bad thing now is it? Everybody is entitled to their opinion and you've clearly expressed yours. Now....got anything nice to say about the Dukes?

Howdy Darrell! Welcome to HNet! Thank you for the compliments. We work hard to keep this ol' place fresh and hoppin'. =) I used to be in several of the Yahoo Groups but have backed out of most of them. Ever since the transfer from Clubs to Groups, the new format was a turn off to a lot of folks and things just pretty much died. I am still in one called Hazzard Crossroads, which sees the occasional post. Otherwise I spend my time here at HNet. MaryAnne

Hmmm....although I would prefer they use the original Waylon version of Good Ol' Boys, if they're going to redo it (and more than likely they will) I think they should have Travis Tritt sing it. As for other songs in the soundtrack, there's another thread we have that mentions the likes of Dolly Parton, Kenny Rogers, ect... perhaps contributing tunes (new or old). I think a Willie Nelson tune would be appropriate. "New" country acts that I think would make great contributions would be Trick Pony, Alan Jackson, and that guy that sang that song that goes, "here's to the past, they can kiss my glass I hope she's happy with him...." Argh, that's gonna bug me all day now because I can't remember his name! Anyway, amongst other possible acts. Nashville could really have a field day with this. =) As for Southern Rock.....can we say Lynyrd Skynyrd?? ROFL. Little Allman Bros. thrown in as well. And above all....they really oughta have a Waylon Jennings song in there.

In the episode Targets: Daisy and Lulu, Rosco was showin' off a nice pair of legs.... Scary ain't it? KHEE!!!!!!! ROFLMAO

Today is James Best's b-day! Happy Birthday Jimmie!

Kitty.... Where do you come up with these dang questions?!

It was a Plymouth Roadrunner/Satellite/GTX (one or the other, I've seen some fans get into some pretty big disputes about this. This is like saying is it a Firebird, a Trans Am or a Forumla if you dig my meaning. Yeah, the three cars are different but they're also very similar) Anyway! Two different model years were used. 1971 and 1974 (the car in One Armed Bandits is the '74. The car that goes off the cliff is a '71). MaryAnne

Perhaps yer right and I have been on patrol a little too long. I done fried mah hide. BAHAHHAHAHAA!!!! MaryAnne

The challenge page has been updated! http://www.dukesofhazzardfanfic.com/Stories/ChallengeFics/index.htm

Howdy folks! Just an FYI that I will be posting up the fics I received for the July 1st One Set Challenge. I've had some technical difficulites as of late which has prevented me from updating dohff.com. But the update should take place tomorrow sometimes. Y'all stick around ya heah? MaryAnne

Waaaalll fry mah hide!!! ROLFMAO!!!!!!! Oh man I haven't laughed that hard for awhile, cuss it all t'tarnation. If the staff of HNet has flipped out, we're certainly entertainin' while we do it. KHEEEHAAAA!!! Fry mah hide!! MaryAnne

I've had the following passed along to me with the same information, which basically cites Broken Lizard as the source.... http://www.comingsoon.net/news.php?id=5396 http://www.chud.com/news/july04/july2dukes.php3 The chud.com write up basically slams our favorite show as "dumb" but a chance to spread the word on the movie is a chance to spread the word. Also the Internet Movie Database has two writers listed for the project. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0377818/ One of whom is John O'Brien...who wrote this year's Starsky and Hutch movie. MaryAnne