MaryAnne

It was a Plymouth Roadrunner/Satellite/GTX (one or the other, I've seen some fans get into some pretty big disputes about this. This is like saying is it a Firebird, a Trans Am or a Forumla if you dig my meaning. Yeah, the three cars are different but they're also very similar) Anyway! Two different model years were used. 1971 and 1974 (the car in One Armed Bandits is the '74. The car that goes off the cliff is a '71). MaryAnne

Perhaps yer right and I have been on patrol a little too long. I done fried mah hide. BAHAHHAHAHAA!!!! MaryAnne

The challenge page has been updated! http://www.dukesofhazzardfanfic.com/Stories/ChallengeFics/index.htm

Howdy folks! Just an FYI that I will be posting up the fics I received for the July 1st One Set Challenge. I've had some technical difficulites as of late which has prevented me from updating dohff.com. But the update should take place tomorrow sometimes. Y'all stick around ya heah? MaryAnne

Waaaalll fry mah hide!!! ROLFMAO!!!!!!! Oh man I haven't laughed that hard for awhile, cuss it all t'tarnation. If the staff of HNet has flipped out, we're certainly entertainin' while we do it. KHEEEHAAAA!!! Fry mah hide!! MaryAnne

I've had the following passed along to me with the same information, which basically cites Broken Lizard as the source.... http://www.comingsoon.net/news.php?id=5396 http://www.chud.com/news/july04/july2dukes.php3 The chud.com write up basically slams our favorite show as "dumb" but a chance to spread the word on the movie is a chance to spread the word. Also the Internet Movie Database has two writers listed for the project. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0377818/ One of whom is John O'Brien...who wrote this year's Starsky and Hutch movie. MaryAnne

I have to politely disagree about the selection of photos. It's nice to see something different, instead of the same old same old. As for the calender, I don't know which one you've been looking at but the one I have, the pictures I had never seen before look pretty decent. All in the eye of the beholder. 8)

I agree! I've said it was 30 bucks well spent. I enjoyed the extras and watching One Armed Bandits with John and Cathy adding commentary is a riot. LOL.

>>Hazzard HAS to be one of the most comfortable places in the world--as long as you're not a pedestrian! Ain't that the truth! =) Welcome to Hazzard Gator!

Hmmm.....ah do believe the universe is about to implode. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! Git me a better StarFury will ya? ROFL.

Normal? Wait a minute, I thought you were a Coltrane, where does normal fit into that? So....has the universe imploded yet or what? LOL MaryAnne

Ahem....uh, yeah the exit had me a wee bit worried myself. GAAAAHH!! all around. ROFL MaryAnne

I'm glad Cuz finished the story too....because I was startin' to worry as to how long I was gonna be stuck in that Union stockade!

Howdy folks! Well after a brief hiatus the Kin Series page is back with a new look to the front page and a new story from Cuz! Check out "Hell's Tapwater" at the newly redesigned Kin site... http://www.dukesofhazzardfanfic.com/Fanfic/thekinseries.htm

Howdy Pippie! Welcome to Hazzard County. =) I'd say you've come to the right place for Dukes. Don't be shy! Come on in, sit yerself down and make yerself at home. Khee! Lisa

Hi folks, Just an FYI, anybody out there who has tried to email me at my aol email for the past couple of days, the messages are bouncing back for some reason. Most of you email me at my yahoo address now anyway, but for those of you who still use the aol one please be advised. Until further notice please email me at maryacltrn @ yahoo.com (no spaces obviously just looking to spoil the spammer crap) Thanks Lisa

I know some folks out there have asked about whether or not John had a website anymore. Well it looks like he does! Here's the link... http://www.johnschneider.tv/

Aw shucks. =) Thanks y'all! Lisa

Today is John's b-day. Happy Birthday John!

...more challenge fics! Yes folks, new challenge topics have been selected for our second go around. Check it out! http://www.dukesofhazzardfanfic.com/Stories/ChallengeFics/index.htm Lisa

Hi folks! Just an FYI that Brian and I will be out of Hazzard for awhile. In fact, we'll be out of the country. More 'n that, we'll be out of this planet! LOL. We've enlisted with Star Fleet and will be collberating on a Star Trek fic. We'll see you on the other side of the galaxy. Live long and prosper. =) MaryAnne

MaryAnne had felt the presense of someone behind her and she looked up at Chance as the young doctor looked at Riddick's chart. She heard what Chance said, about Riddick needing aggressive medicine and she also heard what Chance didn't say, confirmed by the hesitant look on her face. Curious, MaryAnne couldn't resist asking. "What more could they do for him? Or to him, for that matter?" (cue Doc)

Here here! To green beer, shamrocks and corn beef n' cabbage! Khee!

Bright? I may have the wrong girl here but....isn't Simpson the chick that didn't know what "Chicken of the Sea" is? ROFLMAO. Moral? Since when did modern Hollywood care about morals and moral people?? I can just tell I'm gonna have a ball tearing the production of his movie apart. ROFL.

MaryAnne stepped further into the room, approaching the bed Riddick laid upon. "A miracle..." she whispered, echoing the doctor's words. She looked at Riddick laying there, his face obscured by an oxygen mask and breathing tubes. Everything that could possibly be hooked up to him, was, and the machines beeped in a steady rythym. His heart rate, pulse, blood pressure...all the vitals were being monitored and yet, with each heart beat came the next measured chance of whether or not Riddick would continue to survive. MaryAnne realized as she stood there, that although Riddick had been Hazzard for awhile, she hardly knew him...and now quite possibly may not ever get the chance to. Of course, given their respective backgrounds it wasn't like they had much in common to begin with. But all the same, Riddick was a citizen of Hazzard and as with all citizen's of Hazzard, MaryAnne had an obligation to the safety of everyone in the community. And to see Riddick in this condition, bothered MaryAnne to the core. But it was out of her control. And knowing this MaryAnne did the only thing she could do. She sighed deeply and bowed her head. "Lord...if you see fit within your divine power to allow Riddick to remain of this earth, I ask that you give him the strength he needs to pull through this. He's strong as an ox... but even the ox has a limit." All the answered her was the silence of the room, mixed with the sound of the machines... (Cue Riddick or Brian)