MaryAnne

BAHAHAHA!

Awww. =) Does the KC Star have an online version of their paper? They may have the article there and you can just put the link up in the post.

Awww. =) Does the KC Star have an online version of their paper? They may have the article there and you can just put the link up in the post.

Actually, she does. The amount of air she has in her chest is equal the amount of air in her head. When somebody whispers in your ear, Ms. Simpson, does it echo? Just curious. As for her accomplishments.... what accomplishments? As I noted in the front page news update of July 9th, her rendition of "These Boots are Made for Walking" debuted on the Billboard Hot 100 at #33. This is her highest chart debut, ever. Her highest?! Upon further reading I learned she's had only one top 10 hit, back in '99 I believe. The girl is hardly making a dent in the music business, yet with all the media coverage you'd think she was next Elvis or something! Therefore, upon further pondering I realized that her claim to fame is nothing more than the ability to over expose herself to cover up for lack of any credible talent. As Brian put it she's a "hip-grinding, boot-walking, chest-bobbing tart." And to fulfill that role, brains are not required. End of rant. LOL

Actually, she does. The amount of air she has in her chest is equal the amount of air in her head. When somebody whispers in your ear, Ms. Simpson, does it echo? Just curious. As for her accomplishments.... what accomplishments? As I noted in the front page news update of July 9th, her rendition of "These Boots are Made for Walking" debuted on the Billboard Hot 100 at #33. This is her highest chart debut, ever. Her highest?! Upon further reading I learned she's had only one top 10 hit, back in '99 I believe. The girl is hardly making a dent in the music business, yet with all the media coverage you'd think she was next Elvis or something! Therefore, upon further pondering I realized that her claim to fame is nothing more than the ability to over expose herself to cover up for lack of any credible talent. As Brian put it she's a "hip-grinding, boot-walking, chest-bobbing tart." And to fulfill that role, brains are not required. End of rant. LOL

Too bad her southern accent sucks. I speak a better drawl than she does.....and I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay north of the Mason Dixon line. Sugar. Too bad they had to dumb down Daisy Duke so Jessica could handle the part. Too bad Jessica's legs suck and she herself has to play up her other "assets." Too bad the media can't go one freakin' day without Simpson being in a magazine or on the freakin' TV!!!! GAAAAAAAH!!!

Too bad her southern accent sucks. I speak a better drawl than she does.....and I'm waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay north of the Mason Dixon line. Sugar. Too bad they had to dumb down Daisy Duke so Jessica could handle the part. Too bad Jessica's legs suck and she herself has to play up her other "assets." Too bad the media can't go one freakin' day without Simpson being in a magazine or on the freakin' TV!!!! GAAAAAAAH!!!

Yer right. And I just blew mah cover. Dang it.

Yer right. And I just blew mah cover. Dang it.

Ya reckon Amazon has adopted the Coltrane Method of Web Design and Maintanence? Heh heh! I did manage to find something on Amazon but like at B&N it says coming out in August and it does not specify if it's merely a second edition or if there's any significant corrections...er I mean updates. Thank you all... now, has anyone seen my mind around here anywhere?

Ya reckon Amazon has adopted the Coltrane Method of Web Design and Maintanence? Heh heh! I did manage to find something on Amazon but like at B&N it says coming out in August and it does not specify if it's merely a second edition or if there's any significant corrections...er I mean updates. Thank you all... now, has anyone seen my mind around here anywhere?

....and am just now admitting to it. LOL I was reading through the posts here tonight and could swear I read one where somebody said they saw on Amazon.com that an updated version of the Unofficial Companion is coming out at some point. But I can't find the post and I just checked Amazon and don't see anything about any new book coming out. HELP! Did I imagine this or what?? If whoever posted that originall sees this, can ya respond and maybe provide a link or something to Amazon?? Please and thank ya.

....and am just now admitting to it. LOL I was reading through the posts here tonight and could swear I read one where somebody said they saw on Amazon.com that an updated version of the Unofficial Companion is coming out at some point. But I can't find the post and I just checked Amazon and don't see anything about any new book coming out. HELP! Did I imagine this or what?? If whoever posted that originall sees this, can ya respond and maybe provide a link or something to Amazon?? Please and thank ya.

I enjoyed the few times when Rosco drove the General and Boss rode shotgun....

I enjoyed the few times when Rosco drove the General and Boss rode shotgun....

Crazy C... this is probably the last thing you want to hear but that lil' Chevy Matiz is cute! 44 miles to the gallon?!?!? I think Chevy needs to apply some of that European engineering over here..LOL I own two cars, a 1986 Pontiac Firebird and a 1997 Saturn SL1. I'm lucky I get 14 miles to the gallon with the Firebird and I have no idea with the Saturn. LOL

Yes they do, thank heaven. 8)

Yes they do, thank heaven. 8)

We've got three Coltranes running this place and you wonder?! Any rumours, however, of my tripping any cords are greatly exaggerated! 8) Serious answer: We don't know. Something blew up on the server that was totally out of our control.

We've got three Coltranes running this place and you wonder?! Any rumours, however, of my tripping any cords are greatly exaggerated! 8) Serious answer: We don't know. Something blew up on the server that was totally out of our control.

This may be true. But in all honesty I was trying to aim towards Brian's posterior.... Hehheheheh

This may be true. But in all honesty I was trying to aim towards Brian's posterior.... Hehheheheh

Hey! Survived me?!?! LOL I second the motion of appreciativeness to our technical guru, Mufn! My grasp of the technicalities of this site is small compared to yours but I have enough of an understanding to know what keeps the gears turning and the machines humming. And I know the amount of work that goes into keeping it all tuned up and running. So with Brian, I salute you too! SAL-UTE!!

Hey! Survived me?!?! LOL I second the motion of appreciativeness to our technical guru, Mufn! My grasp of the technicalities of this site is small compared to yours but I have enough of an understanding to know what keeps the gears turning and the machines humming. And I know the amount of work that goes into keeping it all tuned up and running. So with Brian, I salute you too! SAL-UTE!!

GAH!! I was hopin' nobody would notice. ROFL. I was in the process this morning of updatin' the fanfic page and I took it offline temporarily while I was updating. I was then interrupted and unable to come back to finishing my update until this evening, but I'm happy to report that the page is back in all it's glory! Any rumors of my tripping the cord are greatly exaggerated. KHEE!