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MaryAnne

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  1. Cousin Dave, I applaud you. I agree too that Hollywood of today is lacking in originality and creativity. Unless there's a pointless overuse of swearing and toilet humor in the script, Hollywood won't pick it up. Any wonder why India (Bollywood) is starting to give Hollywood a run for it's money?
  2. True. And my hair looks so much better than Trumps! BAHAHAHA! MaryAnne ------------ HazzardNet Administrator President of the Hair Donations for Trump
  3. Now, now Darrell....be nice. Lookin' forward to the new season. Don't know who to route for, other than Jr. Most of my favorite drivers are all retired. LOL MaryAnne ------------ HazzardNet Administrator Chief Lackey Leadfoot
  4. I was being sarcastic in regards to something bamamedia said in another post. I'll use the tags next time. And...mine is clean, thank you very much. MaryAnne ----------- HazzardNet Administrator Expert Cord Tripper
  5. Only if whoever is pushing can run very very fast. ROFLMAO! MaryAnne ----------- HazzardNet Administrator Deputy Sheriff Fanfiction Queen
  6. Besides, the tv show sucked anyway, except for Daisy's rear exterior and the General. So why they're even bothering to put that 34-year-old car in the movie is beyond me... MaryAnne ----------- HazzardNet Administrator Content Manager HNet Forums Reichsprotektor
  7. BAHAHAHA!! That is too damn funny. Yeah, I'd like see that try and jump the creek too!
  8. Waalll, I ain't sayin' he hadda tell Rosco nothin'. I just don't think he hadda be so rude, cuss it all t' tarnation.
  9. BAHAHAHAHA!! Rosco can hardly handle the car he's got. Something faster? Like Boss is gonna pay more for something faster?? ROFL!
  10. "Bet that put a kink in his plow line." And Bo's line as Bethie uses for her tag "You know, Luke I think that made 'em mad! Ooof!"
  11. *Begin rant* You know, that scene all ways kills me. (Read: Pisses me off). Obviously I have a bias in favor of Rosco (if'n any y'all didn't know. LOL) but I feel really bad for Rosco who goes to the farm to pay his respects and Jesse essentially turns the knife in an already open wound. Rosco obviously doesn't know the boys are alive like Jesse and Daisy do and for cryin' out loud, he's the one that saw the General go into the pond! For all he knew, he witnessed Bo and Luke demise. Enos came out with the clothes, Rosco was the one that had to tell Jesse what happened and we had that very wrenching scene at the Boar's Nest. Everybody was crying. Except Boss but don't get me started on him and his actions in this episode. LOL I think what Jesse said was uncalled for to be honest. *end rant*
  12. "Those of you that are heading for the milk and cookies, you picked a bad time..."
  13. MY list of things to do? GAAAH!! Good luck finding the end of that list, cousin, it's pretty long. ROFL. Friends and neighbors don't stick a fork in because it ain't done yet!
  14. The rider next to the lead one of the pack fell violently from his mount, but his foot caught in the stirrup. His horse kept going though, having no idea it's rider was dead. The rest of the pack kept on after MaryAnne. Guns were all drawn and now they had two targets. The deputy and the anonymous cowboy that had just taken out one of their ranks. But their shots were useless, as the red horse was running at an incredible speed. Depsite Chet yelling for her not to look back, MaryAnne did quickly. She saw one of the pack had fallen out of the chase. Although grateful, she was surprised Chet would try to help her. He certainly didn't owe her anything. Then she realized her death would spell his own, especially if Rosco...or worse, Brian...found out. All in all, it was turning out to be a bad morning... **** At the two mile mark, Rosco pulled the reins on his mustang and Lightening skidded to a stop. The white horse was turned around and Rosco stared back in the direction they had just rode from. Four miles.... Dammit! He looked at Brian, his look still grim but now shadowed by a cross between apology and a plea for help. But if he was wrong, MaryAnne would have both their heads if Rosco brought Brian back into town, and Rosco knew that wasn't a risk Brian was willing to take. But something was knawing at the Sheriff. Deep. Sure, Chet was a lying, theiving, no good scoundrel but...Rosco's discomfort seemed to go beyond the rustler. Like there was some other force out there, somewhere. He gave Brian a nod. "See ya around..." Lightening took off back toward town. (cue anyone!)
  15. The rush of adrenline that had carried MaryAnne from getting Brian into Diablo, the drive to the hospital, getting him out of Diablo and then helping him onto the stretcher all came to a crashing stop once the doors the ER swung closed. MaryAnne had seen Chance's nod and knew Brian was in the best of hands. But for the moment, the young deputy could do nothing but stare at the middle of the two doors as they settled.... ....and cry. (cue anyone!)
  16. I have a story! ROFL One of the classes I took in college (back in like 96/97 when the Dukes were on TNN) was called "Juvenile Justice" (I was originally thinking to be a paralegal so I ended up taking a lot of the same classes as the criminal justice folks. Imagine that? LOL) Anyway, the teacher presented us with the following situation: You receive a call that there is a loud party going on at a house and there are approximately 20 kids there, some underage and there is alcohol. What do you do? Well one kid said "I'd call for some back up first." The teacher said that there was no backup available. To which another kid said "Well wait a minute, what is this some one horse town with Rosco P. Coltrane?" Then sombody at the back of the class went "Khee khee! I love it, I love it!" (and no it was't me, but I was laughing my posterior off with everyone else)
  17. Keep in mind folks that episodes were not necessarily aired in the order in which they were produced. That's why the funky thing with Daisy's car going off the cliff in The Runaway, then showing up in Find Loretta Lynn. Same with the Rosco clone episodes. Jimmie Best walked off the set and stayed off it for atleast a month or so. But the episodes he's missing from are mixed around one that he appears in...Find Loretta Lynn. Find Loretta Lynn seems to be one of the episodes that really messes folks up. LOL. This episode was filmed and then held for the February Sweeps week (Note the air date.. 2/8/1980). Lisa
  18. Khee! Emery Potter! Come to think of it, he shows up again in the episode where Boss and Jesse are locked in the vault at the bank, which was talked about in another thread. LOL
  19. (I had "bumped" the thread so y'all would see that Daney changed her post and passed the cue to Chance and/or Riddick. So......cue Chance and/or Riddick! 8) )
  20. Rosco made no immediate decision, though his blue eyes remained hard. Brian was right, he was worried about MaryAnne. But he had a job to finish first. "We ain't two miles out. Just shut up and ride..." **** MaryAnne yanked on the tethered rope that held Red and the thoroughbred was forced to come up a little bit. "Well, it can't be what's left of your rustling buddies. They wouldn't be stupid enough to come back to town." MaryAnne unhitched the tether rope from Red's halter and wound it up quickly, shoving it into one of her saddle bags. She then looked at Chet. "As for you bein' unarmed, I put your guns in your saddle bags. You try and duck behind me like that again, I'll shoot you myself for being a coward!" She looked back to the distance and the riders that were coming into view. Suddenly, their pace slowed, as they became aware that ahead of them were two stationary riders. MaryAnne counted five...maybe six riders. It was hard to tell at the distance, they were clumped together pretty closely. They continued coming at a trot, and when they were about a hundred yards away MaryAnne recognized the lead rider. At the same time, the rider recognized her. The morning sun behind MaryAnne shined off the silver barrel of the .45 as it was pulled from the lead rider's holster. "Oh damn!" MaryAnne immediately yanked on Phoenix's reins and kicked the flanks, turning the Appaloosa around. A gunshot cracked the morning air. If MaryAnne got paid to be shot at....she was about to earn her day's salary... (cue anyone!)
  21. (bump)
  22. MaryAnne sighed and was about to tell Chet to just be quiet when she noticed a cloud of dust on the trail in the distance ahead of her. The dust cloud was heavy, indicating more than one horse and that they were coming at a good speed. Phoenix pulled to stop before MaryAnne had even pulled on the reins. Red stopped too the ears of both horses were flicking back and forth. Something was coming....and MaryAnne couldn't help but think it was trouble. MaryAnne pulled her bowie knife from her saddle bag and pulled on the tether rope for Red to move up. The ropes that held Chet were cut in quick strikes. "Get in the saddle, Chet. Company's comin'....and I don't think it's a welcoming commitee..." (cue anybody)
  23. Yes. Yes it probably would!! Damn black paint.... ROFL
  24. I am a redneck woman I ain't no high class broad.... 8)
  25. "Dyin' ain't much of a livin'," MaryAnne muttered. "Yeah, Chet we all have to make a livin'. And I'm just doin' my job." (cue anyone)

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