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Hobie Hartkins

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  1. High tech and Hazzard County just don't mix. THAT'S A FACT!! Thank goodness!!
  2. Hobie just couldn't leave Jessie stranded, so he let Jessie jump in the bed of The Moonshine Mauler and then he put the heel to the steel and was right upside everybody else! ( They wondered how he did it so fast and he wasn't about to tell anyone about his special CAR LOT SHINE, that he made behind the business on the back 40!! )
  3. big white snow GOOSE........you guys remember this line?
  4. COOTER could fix a car better than anybody in Hazzard!
  5. several people on the sidelines are smelling the unmistakable smell of Homemade Hooch! Hobie's engine is cranked to the max as he brings it around the curve and into the next straightaway! He's burning Shine like it was water and blowing by everybody!
  6. THAT.....my cousin.....will make your teeth sweat!!
  7. air plane
  8. Hey my fellow Hazzardites! I'm watching Moon Runners right now! You guys have seen that one haven't you? It's the one that started it all! If you haven't, you need to see it! It's funny and at the same time, closer to what the lifestyle is really like but I didn't like it when Jesse died but besides that, it was a good movie!
  9. Santa Claus
  10. Hobie just got back in the action after a delayed pit stop! He knows the Moonshine Mauler has the power to out run everyone but he's not sure when to make his move! He just gets on the straightway of the track and puts his heel to the steel! He's passing all kinds of racers.....he still hasn't seen Meadow or Daisy yet!
  11. Hobie Hartkins replied to BH03's topic in Music
    My first concert was ELO ( The Electric Light Orchestra) and Hall and Oates. Hall and Oates were on their Private Eyes tour. I'm not sure what album ELO was pushing.....I just knew they were/are one of my fav. bands and so I went and saw them. It was great!
  12. OK folks.....it's DOHD and I just cracked open a cold one ( all of you know the brand...LOL!) and I'm waiting until Jeopardy has come and gone and then it's DOHT! ( Dukes O Hazzard Time) I'm on season 7 and I'll let you know which episode ( S ?) a little later! Are you guys going to do the decent thing on DOHD ( Friday) and watch one of the episodes? Which ones will you be watching?
  13. sugar
  14. milk
  15. Tea
  16. LOL! That was good! I like her accent/voice
  17. It seems everybody is using shine to fuel their engines! Well you kids remember, the old man ( me....Hobie) is using his own special shine ......( who would or could make better shine than the town drunk? lol ), and I'm going down the straightaway just out of the curve! ( right now I'm waving at Daisy and Meadow!! ) and I'm about to pour another jug straight into the engine and one straight into me! * *Actually, since my wife is off tomorrow and I don't have to drive, I'm about to indulge in my regular beer ( Millwaukee's Best Ice.....Ice Beer is my fav.!! ) WE'll still need to celebrate DOHD on Friday, even though I can't sleep in Sat.! Ha! Ha!
  18. Hobie still seems to have a very slight lead over most of the crowd , since he just passed Garrett! . Hobie is wondering ( as is most of the crowd ) What the Hazzard does Garrett have under his hood? How is he making it move so fast? He's trying not to show his surprise as Garrett continues to fight him for the lead!
  19. Rolaids
  20. Hobie, while Garret and Skipper are waving to each other and trying to intimidate each other, he just puts the hammer down on the Moonshine Mauler and passes everybody on the outside lane.....also wondering where the Hazzard, is Roger and Hoss , Meadow Muffin etc.?????
  21. well, I can't say why they had that with no red on the show but I can tell you that blue shows up better than red because it has a shorter wave length than red!
  22. THAT....in the words of Bill and Ted, is EEEEXCELLENT!!
  23. well my fellow Hazzzardites, I'm watching the one where ....I think his name is Lyle Alzado? A football player from the Oakland Raiders....who he and a hot blonde kidnap Boss and Boss loses his memory. It seems to me there are 2 episodes where Boss loses his memory and turns into a good guy......which ones were they?
  24. yes, I'm from Williamson County, franklin city Tennessee. That's where the Cracker Barrell 400 will be at!
  25. Do you have another copy now? I always thought Road Pirates seemed to be the longest episode. They're all the same length but I guess the way they set the scenes up, made it seem to be longer!

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