RogerDuke

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fur ("A man don't wear no mink coat"...."A man mink does.")

I watched a show about the Isle of Man motorcycle race...wow! They also talked about the Manx language. What do you guys think? Should we have a thread for non-NASCAR racing? I kinda feel bad talking about dirt bikes and sport bikes and F1 but if you guys are okay with it I don't care. Supercross season is over and the first Motocross race was Saturday.

Rosco got on the CB "You dipstick deputies. Where are you anyways?" Enos and Cletus looked at each other while the 4 Dukes, Cooter, Bill and Ernie watched and listened. Cletus told Enos to answer "After all, you are the senior deputy." Enos quickly responded "But you are the county commissioner's cousin...er, second cousin twice removed, er whatever you are." Cletus "Um, yes but I can just tell by Rosco's voice that he ain't none too happy." The CB rang out again with Boss's voice this time. "Now you listen here you lugnuts, one of ya better answer or you will both be working in the Hazzard County Sewer Department as taste testers!" They fought their way to the CB but Enos got there first. "Yes sir Mr Hogg and Sheriff Rosco. We are up here on Willow Drive just past Jensen's Hollow at the old Duke still site #4." "All right" responded Rosco. "I know exactly where that's at. Now don't let anybody get away because if you do I'll give you a job that is even worse than taste tester at the sewer. I'm gone." Cletus grimaced "Yuk, what could be worse than that?" Jesse had a disappointed look on his face. "I tell ya what can be worse than that. Spending the last 40 years thinking still site #4 was a secret and finding out the law knew about it all along." A minute later a distant siren was audible. Daisy panicked, what are we gonna do now?! Oh my! I think I'm going to faint. She fell on Enos who fell on Cletus and the 3 of them hit the ground like dominoes.

If you don't mind we will just use worm poo as the response and to that I will respond: manure

(Ummm, what are casings?)

Good job of getting the quote right Skipper. I knew it was something like that. I can always depend on you!

enos treated daisy like a QUEEN

bones

I don't know how to internet shop but my wife takes care of ordering it if I do get anything on there. Rosco's Mama had something to say about internet shopping when she was surprised that Rosco got his girlfriend out of a computer....actually, wasn't really the internet back then but it was a funny line.

I can understand your frustration but I suspect NASCAR regards it as a business.....and businesses try to make as much money as possible. If they think more people will be interested in the off track drama than are turned off by it, they will do whatever they can to maximize the publicity. If they think too many people will be turned off by the drama they will minimize it as much as possible. They are likely looking for a happy medium. Too many fights is bad but no off track drama is bad also. That's probably how hockey feels about it too.

money

cooter had some ORANGE paint in his garage

hazzard JUNKYARD

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I'm surprised NASCAR didn't suspension him for saying that. Now if he acts on the threat and somebody gets hurt everybody will be blaming NASCAR as much as they blame Stenhouse.

And Waylon had a song called Clyde. Sat on the porch, ain't got no shoes. Pickin' the bass and singin' the blues.

Amazing GRACE (sung by Jesse, Bo and Luke on The Rustlers)

garbage

Yes, welcome to the HazzardNet. We love questions so give us another one....I'm glad Hoss got that one because I didn't know.

AUNT clara coltrane

Anybody watch any of the pit crew challenge yesterday? Pretty impressive.

Knight

mary kaye's baby was the show's YOUNGEST actor