RogerDuke

house

At the same time Roy and Garrett were approaching the cave, Daisy and Cooter showed up at the old still site number 4. They had a meeting with Bo, Luke, Jesse, Bill and Ernie and got caught up on everything that was going on. Moments later they heard an engine and saw flashing lights. Enos and Cletus had been following Daisy and Cooter, unbeknownst to them. Within seconds after stopping the deputies hopped out of the patrol car. Cletus was grinning but Enos looked upset. Cletus laughed, pointing his pistol in the air. "All right Mr. Elliott, you are under arrest for theft and embezzlement. And the rest of your gang is under arrest for aiding a known criminal.....And where are those hooligans Garrett and Roy? They are under arrest too! Especially that Garrett....talk about a shady character." Jesse was outraged. "Arrest! Why I'll show you a thing or two Cletus Hogg. I'm making me a citizen's arrest." He charged at Cletus but was quickly stopped by Luke. Luke looked straight at Deputy Hogg. "Now, just hold your horses Cletus. If we can show you fine law enforcement officers that Bill had nothing to do with the missing money, it would be against the federal US of America Constitution to arrest him, now wouldn't it?" Cletus's face looked confused, as it often did. "Um, I don't know." He scratched his head and looked at Enos who responded. "It sure would Luke. We couldn't arrest none of y'all if we had that kinda proof."

Mike and Ike

If it weren't for that sandpaper it would be impossible to tell that those aren't real tires and rims. As always, thanks for the pictures.

Hughie's VOLKSWAGEN

Halloween

Cloudy last night so no northern lights. Not much of a Mother's Day around here. We won't see any mothers or kids today. My wife's mom died on Mother's Day a few years ago and mine died earlier this year. And as you know, my daughter was killed in July. Her mother died of cancer 8 years ago. My one step-daughter lives in Virginia but we got to see the other one yesterday.

My Kawasaki guy Levi Kitchen lost the SX championship yesterday in the last race. Now they move on to MX (motocross), which is longer tracks outdoors. SX is Supercross and is held in stadiums. Most of them are NFL stadiums but yesterday was in Utah.

boot camp

Happy birthday Uncle Jesse (May 11). After you and Maudine are done plowing that back 40 meet us at the Boar's Nest to celebrate that big event 104 years ago! ❤

Almost midnight here. Just popped in to take a break from viewing northern lights. Anybody else see them?

Do they have an orange 01 car?

SONNY SHROYER

baseball

fish

and NEVER gives him a raise

Thanks! ....... very helpful!

One thing I like about dirt bikes is that nobody is really so dominate that it makes the races boring. There is this young Australian named Jett Lawrence who has the potential to become like that though.

ocean

From Cooter's Confession: What is Hazzard's zip code? A) 00965 12345 C) 99999 This is weird. The computer turned my B into a yellow face. I edited it and it did it again and I couldn't undo it. Ever weirder: it does this on another forum I do.....also with the B when I make a list.

boss LOVES raw LIVER

rocket

Still waiting for an answer to this one. Go ahead and reveal it Skipper. It's gone 3 weeks without being answered. Which 2 actors were the only ones to not miss a single episode in 7 years?

LOL Good one. I heard another funny one today, unrelated to Star Wars. Today was the Kentucky Derby. I heard someone call horse racing Amish NASCAR.

What is the answer to this one Skipper?