Welcome to the HazzardNet Elly May. You're sure coming in with a bang stirring up all this controversy. You're quite the troublemaker...LOL....just kidding...this idea is hilarious. My first reaction is that they'd never get married but if they did here's some other things that would happen besides what you mentioned. 1) Mr Drysdale would be real suspicious of the Dukes and think Jesse was only after Granny's money 2) Boss would try to get some of Granny's money 3) Emma Tisdale's heart would be broken (everybody say awwww) 4) Cooter would hook a nitrous oxide system up to the Clampett's vehicle 5) Elly Mae and Cooter would end up married 6) Daisy would have to tell Miss Jane to back off from flirting with Enos 7) Miss Jane would then start flirting with Rosco 8) Bo and Luke would race Jethro after Cooter hooked up that NOS system mentioned in prediction #4 9) The General would win after Jethro drove into the cement pond 10) After Cooter pulls Jethro out of the cement pond they all hop in to celebrate (well, everybody except Mr Drysdale. He's not real crazy about swimming with geese, ducks, frogs and largemouth bass) To top it all off, in a gesture of good will, Jesse and his new best friend Jed would trade hats. Of course they'd be dripping wet from swimming.