RogerDuke

Big Ed Little shares a birthday with Crazy Cooter!

Sorry I missed your birthday Cooter but my CB (aka internet) was down for 8 days. I hope you had a good one crazy Coot.

King

I haven't had internet for 8 days but let me take this time to welcome you to the HazzardNet. We look forward to hearing more from you. I know how you feel about love for grandparents. It's been a long time since my last one died but they will always live in my heart. And I have a special Dukes connection with 2 of them. When I was 19 and Dukes first came out I would watch it at their house...because their antenna was good enough to get CBS.

The NEW Dukes

LUCINDA Meadows from The LEGACY

(A week ago we lost our internet and land line. They were working on installing a high speed internet line near my area but said what they were doing had nothing to do with the problem....that sounded suspicious. I found out later there was a fire a couple miles away and that was the problem. We finally got our land line back Saturday but no internet until last night and that didn't last long. It's working for the moment though but who knows for how long)

tiger (I had the internet for 5 minutes last night then lost it again)

astronomy

day (finally got my internet back!!!)

Must be you didn't feel it down there, huh Skipper? The local news said that they could feel it across the NY state line. I'm guessing that is about 50 or 60 miles from the epicenter.

tools (Is Stanley tool company still in business?)

Happy Birthday today to our favorite dipstick deputy, Enos Strate. I hope Boss gives him some time off today. It's Buttermilk Day at the Boar's Nest. Who knows....maybe that pretty waitress Daisy will give him a kiss as he's sporting a buttermilk mustache! We love you Buddy Roe! Possum on a gumbush! Grits and Greens strike again!

I just felt an earthquake and heard things in the house rattle. I looked at the clock and it was 10:43 (EST). I was pretty sure that's what it was and then the local news confirmed it 17 minutes later. No real damage here. It was centered in Madison Ohio.

Sorry to get your hopes up about Chase. I guess the race wasn't in Hazzard County. If it was, it would have had a happy ending.

DENVER Pyle

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After the meeting about their financial woes finished, Jesse went out to Maudeen while the other 3 stayed inside. He somberly walked his 4-hooved friend and co-worker toward the direction of the back 40, knowing she was more eager than him to get back to the job. A few hundred feet away from the farmhouse he talked to her. "You know girl, times sure have changed. My daddy and grandpappy didn't use no horseless carriage to git around. Shucks, they didn't even need a tractor to farm." Maudeen brayed "Woops, sorry sweetheart. I didn't mean to use the T-word". He chuckled. "Now don't git me wrong. I understand these modern machines. I had Black Tillie back in my day. But they are expensive. I sure love the General Lee but between you and me,he does get a bit expensive. I bet those boys spent more on parts today than food. If only they could find a way to make money off that orange horseless carriage. Maybe we could climb out of these problems."

And his dad is pretty popular around here too!

object of my AFFECTION (Mickey Gilley in Hazzard)

Ninja (thankfully, my dirt bike can't go as fast)

A moment later the boys stepped through the door with brown paper bags of groceries and other items. A radiator hose could be seen sticking up out of one bag, pointing toward the ceiling. Still seated, Jesse looked directly at them with a slightly intimidating glare. "Well, it's good to see you boys finally decided to grace us with an appearance today." Bo and Luke's faces tensed up, knowing he wasn't done. "Now, tell me boys, which one of you held up the return trip back to the farm by flirting with girls?" They looked at each other silently and then at same time, both pointed to the other, looking very serious. Knowing Jesse couldn't see her, Daisy mischievously smiled, hoping the boys would smile and get in trouble. She didn't know her Uncle could see her reflection in a window. "I'm glad you think this is funny Daisy". Her smile ended quickly. "Now you three kids put everything away and while you are doing that, I'll fill this table up with bills....and we are fixin' to have a little math lesson on why it is a problem when there is more money going out than comin' in....a very serious problem.....as in, if we can't fix it, folks will be calling us the Dukes of Hatchapee."

Bo and Luke had a ZEST for chasing women

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