RogerDuke

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Thanks MM. The key word is fun. Besides, our Supreme Superior Commander (namely you) has been known to cuff and stuff folks who dive too deeply into things that take away from the fun of other folks. A night in the HazzardNet jail is no picnic. I hear for punishment that you make folks watch old reruns of Gilligan's Island, Little House on the Praire and other shows where they filmed for years and never had a single car chase.

If that's not a return to fun I dont know what is!

To Catch a Duke.....season 3 While the Duke boys are heading to Barm Lake to fish a man and woman jewelry robbery duo pull into Cooter's with a bad fan belt and $200,000 in stolen jewelry. Rosco tickets the robbers for osculatting (kissing) in public so the lady dropped the jewels in a flower bed before going into the courthouse to pay the fine. While Flash was picking up the jewery bag a call came in on the radio and Boss and Rosco found out the kissers were the robbers. The robbers then carjacked the boys and General Lee for a quick short getaway. When Flash gave Rosco the jewels Boss concluded that Rosco was in on the heist along with the Dukes and the real thieves. Boss fired Rosco and gave him a 30 second trial and made Cletus the new Sheriff. Later, while the robber duo were taking the jewels at gunpoint at the Boar's Nest, the Dukes disabled their car so they then carjacked Rosco, with Rosco acting as unwilling getaway driver. The General caught them with a little help from Rosco and then Rosco brought the jewels to Boss but he wouldn't give him his job back. The boys convinced the robbers to confess on the CB to the whole town when they scared them enough in the back seat during a General Lee thrill ride....admitting they had no accomplices. Rosco got his job back. -- This is the only episode Daisy ever missed. Only Jesse and Boss didn't miss any in 7 years. Daisy went to visit Aunt Kate a couple days. --A rare relative mention by Rosco....he has an Aunt Emma and Uncle Wilbur in Nashville --Rosco's new wrist watch plays "Georgia on my Mind"...always nice when they mentioned their season one roots. -- At the end when Jesse complained about the General's welded doors the boys joked....without him hearing....about welding his truck doors.

Check out the cool stuff going on at the Return to Fun thread!

I hope you had a great birthday Spike despite getting beat by your wife in putt putt. For what it's worth, my wife usually beats me too. It was nice to get rain since we've been pretty dry too. Got a lot of rain yesterday and the same so far today. I went kayaking on Lake Erie two days ago and couldn't believe how clear the water was. I've never seen it that clear. You could even see bottom if you went out real far. Maybe it was because we hadn't got a lot of rain to stir things up. The rain will help get creek levels up. When they're too low it's hard to kayak. The nice thing about the dry weather is that there hasn't been many mosquitos here.

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Thanks Hobie. I am a very politically active person. I've had several quotes on CNN (the old Jack Cafferty show) and CNBC, several letters in USA Today, a thousand letters in local newspapers the past 40 years and have also been active politically on other forums but there is a time and place for all that and it's not here....even though I'll agree that those fights need to be fought. As important as politics can be it can also be corrosive in certain settings and I have so much love for Hazzard County, the HazzardNet and the HN Family I would do anything to keep our family together.

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There seems to be a trend here to post stuff that is a little bit edgy. That's no surprise since the world seems to have gone crazy. Since I have been part of the problem I really am not worthy of acting like Uncle Jesse and getting everybody back it line with a gruff authoritarian voice so I won't...... but I will say this: While I may be tempted in the future to post stuff that displays my anger about insane current events I will not anymore. This website is one of my favorite things in the world and I don't want to ruin it by being part of the problem. From this point forward I pledge to return to the fun that the HazzardNet is intended to be. After all, HazzardNet might be the only sane place left in cyberspace. Where would the internet be if it gets tainted and turns crazy too? I hope others join me in my pledge.

What a crazy end. I have to admit it wasn't as exciting after Chase got knocked out of the action. There sure was a lot of lead changes.

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I would think so too because the individual state laws don't matter since that would be a federal crime. There are cameras everywhere so maybe they'll figure it out. It's so sad to see all this insanity going on in the world. Why can't every place be like Hazzard County?

Guess I was wrong about this. NBC Sports had the earlier heats but regular NBC ran the rest. When I checked the guide channel I thought It was only an hour. It didn't matter anyways since NASCAR got rain.

He really was not in there going to the bathroom though. He was just trying to get out of the way of the crazy racers. That outhouse sure looked liked it exploded when the car hit it. Okay, my response to party is Moonshine 400.

I'm glad the Wolfman dug this thread back up. I'm definitely going down there before the end of the year.

I wouldn't miss that for anything. I'm sure they'll be doing social distancing until enough moonshine is consumed. Then folks will be falling all over each other.

Dirt bikes are from 3:00 to 4:00 (EST). Normally they are 3 hours but they must not be doing heat races for some reason...maybe because it's the last race and the qualifiers are already in place. Go Chase! I'm so glad I finally have the same favorite as you Garrett.

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I hope it's not going on at the same time Supercross dirt bikes are on. It's the last race of the season.

LOL Garrett. Now you have to figure out if I was being sarcastic with this one or not.

My Son, Bo Hogg.....season 3 CV Gumball from Chickasaw calls Boss and wants him to find a driver to transport her shine from Hazzard to Chickasaw but Boss can't find anybody because everybody is afraid of Sheriff Big Ed Little, who once even ticketed his own little daughter in a tiny pedal car. On his way to hunt boar in a yellow loaner car from Cooter, Bo gets chased by Rosco and runs off the road. When he gets out he slips and falls, bumping his head on a log and getting knocked out. Boss and Rosco take him to the Tri- County Emergency Room where he is diagnosed with amnesia. Since Boss needs a moonshine driver for CV he convinces him that he is his son, Bo Hogg. The other Dukes are getting worried since they got a call saying Bo didn't show up and start looking for him. When they find him he runs because Boss showed him their picture and told him they were bad. Luke figures out that Bo has amnesia and then they find out Boss is planning on using him for a shine run. Bo takes off with a van load of shine towards Chickasaw and Luke (temporarily) tricks Big Ed into going leaving his roadblock. Daisy and Luke stop Bo and during a tussle Bo bumps his head again, getting his memory back. Big Ed Little fired several shotgun rounds, destroying the shine. -- Boss has Rosco steal stuff from Bo's bedroom, including a poster from Carnival of Thrills....hmm, didn't that say Bo Duke on it? Maybe it was from the carnival before Hazzard. -- Waylon..." In Hazzard County a youngster growing up learns the 3 Rs. Reading, 'riting, 'rithmitic and racing." -- Waylon at end "..which put everything back to normal in Hazzard County...uhh...whatever that is" --As I recall Bo Jackson said his grandmother nicknamed him Bo because he was tough as an 'ole Bo hog. --This was Big Ed's first appearance.

The more Dukes the better!

I got my ears on Homer Wolf Man. It sure is good to hear from you again buddy. How have you been?

Duke vs Duke.....season 3 With a $200 entry fee Bo and Luke enter the General in the first annual JD Hogg's Hazzard Derby. Cooter entered his #76 car with a Cale Yarborough engine that he just put in. The engine cost him $3,000 but if he wins he has a buyer for $10,000. He took out a second mortgage so he really needs to win. Neither of them read the fine print (Boss needed a magnifying glass to read it) that said they forfeit their car to Boss if they don't win. Boss called bookie Ma Harper and her 3 boys to place a $5000 bet on Rosco to win because he had a nitrous oxide system installed. He later increased the bet to $10,000. Cooter twisted his ankle helping the Dukes fix a flat and couldn't drive with the cast so Jesse told Luke to drive his car for him....yep, vs Bo. Luke and Bo start bickering but make up after teaming up to stop the Harper boys from damaging the General. Ma Harper stole Cooter's #76 but the boys got it back in time for the race. Bo and Luke tied when Rosco turned his nitro on and knocked both disabled cars across the finish line. -- We see a lot of Al Wyatt Junior who plays Junior Harper -- Cooter gave Boss two 100 dollar bills and commented on how much Boss looks like Ben Franklin -- Rosco wanted more than 50% of 50% if he won so Boss said he'd give him 50% of 50% of 50%. Rosco loved that!