RogerDuke

But hey, it made HazzardNet possible so it's not all bad!

The internet is going to make a lot of things obsolete.... paper newspapers and magazines, movie theaters, banks, taxi cabs, many universities, etc

Woops....change it to......University

Wow! Ben Roethlesberger just completed more passes in the history of any NFL game and the Steelers still got beat by the Browns. I guess I'm rooting for the Bills now. Next week it's Bills vs Ravens....Browns vs Chiefs....Bucs vs Saints....Packers vs Rams....one of these teams will win the Super Bowl. NHL starts Wednesday. I gave up on watching the NBA this year.

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I'm disappointed in you....after preaching for all these years to "never waste a sip".

bad breath

I've been known to listen to Christmas music as late as the third week of January. I truly am a rebellious outlaw, not worthy of being a member of civilized society. In 1987, I even drank egg nog 2 days past the expiration date.

Thankfully my wife isn't going to be in a covid unit. The area she is in will turn into a covid unit but her intensive care unit is moving to a different area....false alarm.

My wife put all the Christmas decorations away today. I'd leave them out all January but marriage is give and take and I put up with her putting everything away. She can't stop me from listening to Christmas music when she's not home though. LOL

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LOL. I think that means I'm not funny!?!? ROFL

We should give him a nickname fitting of his culture. The Earl of Helpfullness.....The Baron of Knowledge....The Duke of Information......The King of Hossome. Um, is Baron even British? I guess I'm the Jester of Ignorance.

To make up for all those missing "i" s in aluminum I'm going to spend all of 2021 spelling it ailiiumiiniim. To be honest Hoss, when I said they didn't make any sense I wasn't even thinking about the issues with different spelling. I was using opposition humor because you are so smart and make so much sense....(I'm not even sure if "opposition humor" is even a real term.....I just mean the style of humor where you call a tall person "shorty") Does that explanation make any sense? LOL

if I told my wife that older cars had carburetors and newer cars have fuel injection she'd look at me like I was speaking a foreign language. She's not exactly the mechanical type.

Mustang

Happy birthday Monday Boss. And happy birthday to HazzardNet's "Boss JD Hogg"

Last I knew I was still in charge of this section so until MM fires me or throws me in the HazzardNet jail I'm going to violate the rules and give credit to a moderator, even though moderators aren't eligible. Hoss has been around this place for well over a decade and has logged in over 5,500 posts. It doesn't matter that none of them made any sense, that's a lot of posts. But it's not the time or posts that make Hoss special. It's the fact that he has the heart of a Duke. The majority of Hoss's posts show you the kind of person he is. Not only does he help people, he goes out of his way to help people. Not only does he go out of his way helping people, he goes out of his way looking for people who he can go out of his way to help. He may not be from the South but he is truly a Sonny Shroyer kind of person who treats everybody with love, respect and dignity and for that we give him our love and respect. We appreciate all you do Hoss. You are truly a cornerstone of the foundation of the greatest website on the internet.....and I'm just kidding about none of your posts making sense. I think I saw one in 2011 and another one in 2015. Oh yea, another thing about Hoss. He has a great sense of humor....um, I mean, humour. CONGRATULATIONS HOSS on being selected the 2020 Fan of the Year!

They'd have my vote for the top spot but then again, in case you haven't noticed, I'm a big fan of the show. I live less than an hour from the National Comedy Museum. It is based in Jamestown NY, home of Lucy from I Love Lucy. I'm going to go there someday and if Boss and Rosco aren't in it I'm going to make a polite suggestion.

I've always wondered that myself Hobie....although I was never clever enough to think of using the high school to figure it out. I'm certain the show never said how many residents Hazzard had. I definitely wouldn't have missed that. My guess would be that the town had a thousand and rural areas had another thousand. Whenever big events happened only a few dozen people showed up but that's simply because it would have been tough and expensive to get that many actors together.

No connection at all. Just about everything in this movie has a connection to the original series but only in names. John's character is named Uncle Denver. He owns a General Lee and an old white F-150. John's wife died and he visits her grave daily. (I think this was filmed on John's Louisiana ranch) His wife's name was Maudine....which seemed disrespectful since that was a mule. The number of original series connections was mind boggling. That is why I was glued to the television screen and the biggest reason I loved it. John plays himself in this movie. He is not playing Bo Duke in the future....although a kid who could be a 10 year old Bo is in it....he even dresses exactly like Bo at the end.

That is awesome!

I wonder if the same person who said it was bad is one of the critics who said in 1979 that the Dukes of Hazzard would never be popular. The Byron part was hilarious. He even mentioned Uncle Elbert and Aunt Bessie.....they're dead. Byron told John that he was driving a cop car because he stole it after the cops impounded his. I'm pretty sure his words were exactly the same as Cooter's in 1979.