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RogerDuke

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  1. Hmmm, never even heard of it.
  2. Makes me proud to be British bloody old chap! I have Irish and German in me too....but mostly American redneck.
  3. inspection (them tires won't pass inspection if ya burn too much rubber)
  4. I'm more of a Miz Emma Tisdale, Grannie Annie or Swamp Molly kinda guy myself.....they're hotter than Charlie's Angels.
  5. Tough one. If Hoss or someone else doesn't come up with it I might but it's going to require some thinking.
  6. sky dive
  7. Derrike Cope is 62 and is going to race in the Daytona 500. He won it 31 years ago......Beat Dale Sr in the last lap when Sr cut a tire with a half lap to go. Dale was in the lead and if he wouldn't have hit the debris that cut his tire he would have won his first Daytona.
  8. season
  9. I've spent less money on an entire car than a catalytic converter costs. That was nice of you Spike. You are a real Hazzardite. I've been watching a lot of those survival shows. It really is amazing what people can live through when they put their minds to it.
  10. muddy
  11. steel "The Riddle of Steel" -Conan
  12. In what time period?...either way, you're on.
  13. sword
  14. I'll drink to that *tips his birch beer*
  15. YEEEHHAAWWWW! Start dem engines!
  16. LOL....I was actually thinking about you when I typed the word "football"
  17. That reminds me of the time my wife got mad at me because I was talking too much. She put a toothpaste label over the Gorilla Glue and that shut me up for awhile. So I took the toothpaste label off and sued Gorilla Glue because it didn't say anywhere on the tube that I couldn't use it as toothpaste. I got revenge on my wife. I didn't share any of my ten million dollar settlement with her.
  18. Klingons
  19. I didn't get why the logo had the trophy between the L and the V. It made it look like Super Bowl LIV. My wife insisted it was Super Bowl 54 but I had to explain it was 55. I almost fell asleep during the boring half time show.
  20. RogerDuke

    Hello

    I know how you moonshiners operate. You say it's behind the car lot because you know the revenuers will think you're lying and then they'll look behind the barn.....when in reality, it is actually behind the car lot. It's called double reverse psychology....or something like that. Or in Hazzard terms, shuck and jive.
  21. I wouldn't be too quick to throw around accusations Mr. Hartkins. You finished in second place. The latest internet buzz is that you paid off a few players on both teams to make that happen.
  22. Congratulations Mr. Hartkins!
  23. RogerDuke

    Hello

    I sure appreciate all the help you've done on Facebook to promote HazzardNet Skipper. Your membership is one of the best things that has happened here in a long time.
  24. Congratulations on winning the Super Bowl prediction contest Spike. Your prediction was really close, especially considering how many points most folks thought the Chiefs would score. We'll be hearing this all week "Tom Brady won the Super Bowl all by himself" Tampa Bay's defense was the real star of this game but Brady will get 100% of the credit.
  25. The kick off clock is ticking. Roger....Chiefs 34....Bucs 17 Hobie.....Bucs 42.....Chiefs 34 Spike.....Bucs 35......Chiefs 17
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