RogerDuke

LoL I'll have to ask her who she thinks is the best looking guy on GH. None of them are as handsome as Jesse Duke though. Speaking of Denver Pyle, I just watched the episode of Andy Griffith where Drisco Darling has a crush on Aunt Bea. Denver was born in 1920 and she was born in 1902 but they looked similar in age. I'm now Denver's age from the second year of the filming of Dukes.

I wouldn't word it "the hots" but she is trying to look like Emma as much as possible to make me happy...fixed her hair that way, got the same glasses, slouches down a little to look shorter. She even got a job at the post office and rides wheelies on her dirt bike to deliver the letters. Of course there's the old saying "what's good for the goose is good for the gander". In exchange, I've been working on my Jesse look and sound to make her happy. Here goes "I ain't yer Uncle Jesse!" There, did that sound like him?

The only girl currently on TV I think is pretty is Lacey Chabert. She does a lot of Hallmark movies now but was most famous for Mean Girls. She's nowhere as pretty as my wife or Emma Tisdale but she's okay. Maybe Hoss or someone can post a newer picture of her since I don't know how. She looks a little different now than on Mean Girls.

Hmmm, never even heard of it.

Makes me proud to be British bloody old chap! I have Irish and German in me too....but mostly American redneck.

inspection (them tires won't pass inspection if ya burn too much rubber)

I'm more of a Miz Emma Tisdale, Grannie Annie or Swamp Molly kinda guy myself.....they're hotter than Charlie's Angels.

Tough one. If Hoss or someone else doesn't come up with it I might but it's going to require some thinking.

sky dive

Derrike Cope is 62 and is going to race in the Daytona 500. He won it 31 years ago......Beat Dale Sr in the last lap when Sr cut a tire with a half lap to go. Dale was in the lead and if he wouldn't have hit the debris that cut his tire he would have won his first Daytona.

season

I've spent less money on an entire car than a catalytic converter costs. That was nice of you Spike. You are a real Hazzardite. I've been watching a lot of those survival shows. It really is amazing what people can live through when they put their minds to it.

muddy

steel "The Riddle of Steel" -Conan

In what time period?...either way, you're on.

sword

I'll drink to that *tips his birch beer*

YEEEHHAAWWWW! Start dem engines!

LOL....I was actually thinking about you when I typed the word "football"

That reminds me of the time my wife got mad at me because I was talking too much. She put a toothpaste label over the Gorilla Glue and that shut me up for awhile. So I took the toothpaste label off and sued Gorilla Glue because it didn't say anywhere on the tube that I couldn't use it as toothpaste. I got revenge on my wife. I didn't share any of my ten million dollar settlement with her.

Klingons

I didn't get why the logo had the trophy between the L and the V. It made it look like Super Bowl LIV. My wife insisted it was Super Bowl 54 but I had to explain it was 55. I almost fell asleep during the boring half time show.

I know how you moonshiners operate. You say it's behind the car lot because you know the revenuers will think you're lying and then they'll look behind the barn.....when in reality, it is actually behind the car lot. It's called double reverse psychology....or something like that. Or in Hazzard terms, shuck and jive.

I wouldn't be too quick to throw around accusations Mr. Hartkins. You finished in second place. The latest internet buzz is that you paid off a few players on both teams to make that happen.

Congratulations Mr. Hartkins!