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  1. Double Dukes....season 4 Boss hires two bad guys named Turk and Moody and is planning to rob an armoured truck in Hazzard that is going to be coming from Cuttlerville. He has a duplicate General Lee made and spends $2000 on masks that make Turk and Moody look exactly like Bo and Luke (Miz Tisdale delivered the masks on her dirt bike). Boss lets Bo and Luke go when they get in a fight with Turk and Moody in the Boar's Nest because if they're in jail he can't frame them. Later Turk and Moody tie Bo and Luke up and stuff them in coffins, put their masks on, hop in the fake General and rob the truck at gunpoint right in front of Jesse, Daisy and Cooter. Bo and Luke then bust out and hop in the General and run into a confused Jesse, Daisy, Cooter and Rosco. Eventually the Duke boys figure out that there are doubles of them. Big Ed Little starts chasing Turk and Moody, thinking they are the Dukes and Boss realizes they have double crossed him by taking all the money. Before you know it everybody is in on the chase. After Turk and Moody get caught, Bo and Luke get the reward money and give it to the orphanage. -- Donna Fargo is the latest victim of the celebrity speedtrap and sings Lone Star Cowboy -- When Boss said the other General Lee is an exact duplicate Rosco responded "It looks just like it too." -- When Bo played linebacker for Hazzard High "he plum wore out two boar hogs as tackling dummies " -Waylon -- When Boss's back went out he couldn't move or see his huge bowl of ice cream. Rosco started eating it. When Boss said "My ice cream is all melting" Rosco responded "No it ain't"
  2. Cool! And I look forward to your review of my reviews. I was hoping I'd get more comments on my reviews but that's fine. I like doing them so much I'm definitely going to do the entire series. Maybe someday somebody will need to look something up regarding the series and this thread could help. It sure has been a blast going through it all again. Retirement is fun...and so are the Dukes.
  3. Mrs. Daisy Hogg....season 4 Boss's nephew Jamie Lee Hogg and his henchman show up in Hazzard and immediately have a traffic dispute with the Duke boys. Jamie Lee falls for Daisy and agrees to drop all the phoney charges against the boys. That causes Daisy to start falling for him. Jamie Lee bought Boss's grits mill and starts counterfeiting, hiding the fake bills in boxes of grits. Next thing you know Jamie and Daisy are are in love and seeing each other all the time. The Dukes and Boss start sneaking around the mill, trying to figure out what Jamie is up to. Jamie's boss is worried Daisy will figure out what is going on so he orders him to kill her but Jamie decides to marry her instead since a spouse can't testify against their spouse. Jamie proposes, Daisy accepts and the town "hasn't been this shook up since Sherman marched on Hazzard".....a Duke marrying a Hogg. Bo and Luke figure out that Jamie is counterfeiting but. get caught at the mill and get tied up. Jamie's boss gets mad and kidnaps Daisy and loads up the operation and takes off. The boys get lose and catch up with them. Also in on the chase is Rosco in his car with Cletus in the front seat and Jesse, Boss and Flash in the back. Rosco has so many wrecks in the chase the car has no body parts or glass on it.....it looks pretty funny with the windshield wipers going. Daisy gets rescued and gets her heart broke when Jamie ends up in jail. -- Jamie is Boss's "baby brother's boy". It was hilarious when Rosco struggled so much to say "he's nice" making Boss cringe. -- When Boss said there ain't no way a Hogg would be attracted to a Duke he must have forgotten how attracted Hughie was. (Dewey comes later) -- Classic Waylon line when 2 big trucks were racing "If any of y'all ever drive through Hazzard, well ya might remember if it's got wheels, folks have a tendency to wanna race it."
  4. I've seen it a few times in stuff too but can't remember anything specific. It's bittersweet. Every time I see it I say "Hey! There's Hazzard Square!" Then I get sad "But it's not Hazzard anymore"
  5. I actually missed the first few episodes of Dukes. At the time I was in North Carolina going to truck driving school for the USMC Reserves. Everybody was talking about the show and so, one Friday night I went to the rec room and saw my first episode. I don't even remember which one it was. I think High Octane but I'm not sure. I liked it right away. Who would have thought it would be a lifetime love. I've only ever loved a few shows....Charlie's Angels, Dallas, A-Team, Stingray and more recently Duck Dynasty but DOH is the only one that stood the test of time. And to think I saw my first episode in the South. Sorry for getting off subject.
  6. Happy Fourth of July to HazzardNet's American members.
  7. Scarey stuff. I have lyme disease and a faulty heart valve so I have to be careful and do my best to avoid it. My wife works in a hospital so of course we are concerned and take precautions. Very few people around here are taking precautions though..
  8. I bet you are right. The numbers are spiking (no fault of yours Spike). It's not looking good for any sport in 2020.
  9. Sorry to hear that Spike. Most of us know how tough it is to lose a pet. They are truly members of our families. You have my condolences.
  10. Hey, this is a fun game. How many ways is it possible to ruin a good NASCAR thread.....on second thought....I'd better be careful or Garrett will start messing with my episode review thread.
  11. I probably shouldn't ruin a good NASCAR thread by saying how bad I'm going to beat you in fantasy baseball so I'll be quiet now.
  12. There might still be hope for our fantasy baseball league Garrett. They're still scheduled for late this month even though they cancelled the minor leagues.
  13. Great commentary Spike. I guess I don't really have a favorite season since each one of them offers something different. Even season 7 had some gems like Happy Birthday General Lee, Go West Young Dukes and Welcome Waylon Jennings. Season one had the awesome Georgia episodes of course. A lot of people would look down at season 5 but Enos came back to Hazzard, Bo and Luke came back later and the series survived. I missed Bo and Luke but had it not been for the idea of replacing them we would have only ended up with 4 years of Dukes. . I think a lot of Dukes fans like you would look at season 3 as the peak of the series so I'm sure you're not alone.
  14. The Canterbury Crock.....season 3 Widow Emma Partridge was planning on selling all her antiques but Boss buys them for dirt cheap just before the 4 Dukes get there. A priceless old vase that her husband Simon picked up in England after the first world war was left and the Dukes gave her 25 dollars for it even though she didn't think it was worth a buck. It turns out it was one of only two commissioned by Cleopatra. A moment after the Dukes left, an antiquities dealer named Beckman showed up with a henchman and offered Emma $1000 for it while Boss was still there. Boss and Rosco went to the farm but Daisy had already left with the vase. She put so many flowers in it you couldn't see the vase and gave it to Cooter for his birthday who gave it to Rosco who gave it to Boss. The bad guys went to Boss's office after bombing the Duke barn. None of them knew the vase was right there. Boss even made a comment about it being under his nose, not knowing it literally was. Cletus caught the Dukes and brought them into the office. When Luke noticed the flowers he made a deal with Boss but as soon as Boss got the vase he broke the deal. Beckman took the vase and drove off in his car with the radiator going bad. 3 cars followed, Rosco with Boss, Cletus and the General. Jesse and Daisy jumped in later. With their car steaming the bad guys stole Rosco's car then Rosco and Boss stole the General. Beckman realized he left the vase in his car and went back. Bo and Luke found it and took off even though the car was on its last leg. Three cars ended up in a pond, the Dukes got $2000 and Boss accidently broke the vase on Rosco's gun. --last episode in season 3 -- funny sign on the church for upcoming sermon "Moonshine vs Milk" -- Rosco made a jump driving backwards. I'm not sure if this is the only backwards jump in the series...probably not....but maybe...after the crash Rosco said "That was a horrendous crash. That's one of the bigger horrendous crashes I've ever had." --When Daisy didnt answer the CB Luke said she's "probably listening to that Waylon tape".....I wonder if it was an 8-track or cassette. --Rosco mentioned a sexy pin up of Minnie Pearl....lol
  15. The Hack of Hazzard.....season 3 Miz Tisdale rides a wheelie on her dirt bike on the way to visit her mother after showing Bo, Luke and Daisy what to do at the post office since they are replacing her. They also are in charge of the Tisdale Cab Company even though it hasn't had a customer Daisy was prom queen. Two bad guys show up with a stolen $100,000 gold certificate and bust their radiator from hitting a tree so Cooter calls Bo and Luke in the cab to pick them up. When the bad guys see Rosco in town they panic and put the certificate in an addressed envelope and hide it in the ripped back seat then walk away. The Duke boys drop the seat off at Cooter's for repair and the envelope falls out. He gets it mixed up with his mail and puts it in a postal box. Cooter also takes the seat to Uncle Charlie's upholstery shop. Boss and Rosco think Bo and Luke are in on the certificate theft and everybody ends up at Charlie's but can't find the certificate. After things get sorted out Cooter tells the bad guys...and later the Dukes...that it got put in the mail. The bad guys catch Daisy on her way to Colonial City with the mail bag but the boys rescue her in the old mining town named Shoveltown. Boss grabs the certificate but the Colonial City police take it from him. -- Great scene with Rosco acting as a weight to hold the busted hood down on his car while Boss drove. -- The Tisdale Cab Company only charges 5 cents a mile. -- I wonder if Miz Tisdale's mother is the one who taught her how to ride wheelies. --It was funny when Daisy asked Jesse to take a number and show ID -- Wanting to find the certificate Boss told Rosco to take the cab to the impound yard and strip. Rosco was concerned "Isn't the police garage a little public?"
  16. Some trees can handle wind better than others. If you want to toast marshmallows and you try to break a small branch off a maple it will bust easily but if you try it with a hickory it just bends. Flexibility is always a good thing in wind. I went kayaking today and have another float planned tomorrow. That will make 5 in 6 days.
  17. The Great Hazzard Hijack....season 3 When the General gets stuck in Hazzard Creek Luke finds $1000 in 50 dollar bills floating by. Using serial numbers it is determined it was part of a million dollar armored car hijack 5 years ago. When the newspaper prints the story folks come from far and wide to look for more money, including the trio of Kate, Dunkirk (who played the black Charger owner in Happy Birthday General Lee) and Phil, Luke's old Marine Corps buddy who saved Luke's life in VietNam when his parachute didn't open. A mysterious man has been following the 3 for some time. Luke starts falling for Kate but Jesse figures out that the 3 stole the million dollars five years ago and when he confronts them Dunkirk and Kate tie Jesse and Daisy up at the farm while the boys and Phil are looking up at Bear Point for the money. Bo gets worried that Jesse isn't responding on the CB and rescues them with Cooter arriving at the farm at the same time. Everybody converges at Bear Point after Luke finds the money. After a big brawl the bad trio is in custody. The mystery man turns up and takes the cash because he is a special investigator with the armored car company. -- Emma Tisdale has two jobs. Besides being Postmistress she works at the Hazzard Gazette. She does some pretty heavy flirting with Jesse when helping him research the original robbery. --Rosco, his car and his police dog get all decked out in cammo! -- Roy Orbison gets caught in the celebrity speedtrap and sings Pretty Woman.
  18. Bye, Bye Boss.....season 3 Digger Jackson escapes from prison and comes to Hazzard to get revenge on Boss for having him thrown in jail for 10 years for moonshining. The Duke boys picked him up hitchiking but Digger held them at gunpoint then tied them up along side the road and took the General Lee. He then robbed a General Store (no, they don't sell Generals) and when store owner Homer Griggs only saw the car and not the driver he thought it was the Duke boys. The Dukes break lose and get picked up by drunk Hobie....yep, Hobie....Boss is so nervous he starts packing a pistol. Lulu is pretty worried about her Chickabiddy. Digger comes to the Boar's Nest and takes Boss and demands $100,00 for his return...the amount Digger would have made on moonshine in 10 years. The Dukes figure out where Digger and Boss are and take 3 horses since the canyon is so rough. They find them at the old Webster place and Digger tries to get away in the General. Daisy stays with Boss but the boys take off after Digger in their one horsepower vehicles and catch him, sending him back to prison. -- Freddie Fender gets caught doing 55 mph in a 54 zone so sings On the Bayou to get the ticket tore up. -- Digger (Charles Napier) is one of the toughest guys on the series. He played Murdock in Rambo II -- Bo, Luke and Daisy all made an impressive jump on their horses. Daisy went first. -- At the beginning Jesse had a little (likely unscripted) stumble when working with Maudeen the Mule. -- When Digger shot Boss's picture it was unexpected that Boss felt pain miles away. -- When the townsfolks were donating for the randsom pay off Lulu said her Chickabiddy always brought out the best in people. Rosco responded "Yea, their money" -- When Rosco said Boss always made him an "equal" partner by giving him 10% Lulu cried and said "that just proves what a saint he is"
  19. I kayaked 3 days in a row but the streak will end today....Too many things to catch up on around the house. I have another kayak trip planned tomorrow. No rain forcast for the next few days. Covid numbers back on the rise. Baseball is still scheduled for the end of July but I'm really starting to doubt It.
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