BoJamesDuke

lol many people think that. No, Catherine never had anything with the two gorgeous Duke boys. John once said somewhere that one of the most FAQ's he gets is did he sleep with Daisy. He said the answer was definitly no.

Okay, some of these quotes are Bo as well but Bo has loads in his favourite quotes thing and I didnt think it was fair lol. But I think some of these are just such a good example of how Bo and Luke play off each other :-) Enjoy...there are quite a few for your entertainment :-S ------ The Hazzard Connection.... Luke: If you don’t slow down yer gonna get another speeding ticket. Bo: Ah Luke your just jealous ‘cause that nice new waitress down at the Boar’s Nest took a cotton to me and not you. Luke: Jealous, I ain’t Jealous! Her legs are too skinny. Bo: Luke, her legs are not too skinny! Luke: Maybe it’s just in comparison ‘cause you got shoulder’s like a line backer. Bo: It ain’t funny….That is not funny. ****** (Bo and Luke are driving in separate Junkers, yelling out the windows at each other.) Luke: She got skinny legs and crooked feet! Bo: Then the moon’s made out of cream cheese buddy! (Bangs into Luke) Bo: You’re just jealous because she’s four inches taller and that threatens your masculinity. Luke: Well if you’d take off them platform cowboy boots she’d be eating off the top of your head too! ******** Bo: Ah Enos, what are friends for huh? Luke: Which reminds me Enos…ain’t you and Rosco been paying us Dukes a little more than our share of attention lately? Enos: I’m sorry Luke, that’s police business, my lips are sealed. Bo: You know Enos, we kinda thought you’d say that. Luke: Still in all it don’t seem right to me a fellow should think something bad about his friends and not tell them about it. Enos: Well gosh Luke I’m sorry, I just can’t tell you. Bo: Well Enos I sure wouldn’t want it on my conscience that I wouldn’t let a buddy of mine defend himself against – Luke: Ohmigosh! Bo: What? Luke: The brakes! Bo: The Brakes?! Enos: Do something Luke! Luke: I am I’m praying! Enos: I can’t do it! I can’t meet my maker with it on my conscience! Bo: With what on your conscience Enos? Enos: Sheriffs investigating Augie Detweiller. Thinks he’s a smuggler. Luke: Smuggler? Augie Detweiller?! Enos: Sheriff don’t know what he’s smuggling, only that Cooter and you Dukes is in on it and maybe Jesse and Daisy too! Bo: Well if that ain’t enough to slow a fella down… (Luke slows down) ******* Luke: You got that right…Unless we beat Rosco to the punch and find out what Detweiller is smuggling before he does! Its simple!....Wonder why I didn’t think of it before…. ******** Bo: Well…I count four of them in the crew, that’s two a piece…but seeing as you’re my buddy you can have one of mine… Luke: You’re generous to a fault. ******** Bo: Well whatever we’re looking for ain’t in here. Luke: O’course it ain’t! Bo: Nah it ain’t… ********* Luke: But we’re gonna need some help Uncle Jesse. We got a couple of guys madder than hornets behind us lookin’ to sink there stingers into some embarrassing places. (With this one, what makes it so comical is the way he says embarassing...makes me giggle every time.) ********* These are from various epsiodes that I cant remember where they come from lol ******* Luke: There’s your smugglers Rosco, you better grab them. I’m gonna go after Bo and the evidence I’ll be right back. ********* Luke: If brains was dynamite Rosco couldn’t blow his nose. ********* (At a warehouse. There is a guard in front of the door. Luke starts walking towards the door.) Guard: (seeing Luke) Hey you! Luke: Howdy. Guard: What are you doing? Luke: Well actually I’m looking for someone. (Bo jumps down off the roof and on top of the guard) Oh and here he is now! Bo: (gets the guard off the floor) Luke: This here’s my cousin Bo. Bo: (knocks the guy out cold.) ********** Bo: That sure was a funny place to put a barn. Luke: You try a fool stunt like that again and I’ll find an even funnier place to put one! ********** Bo: Ha ha. He sure is good. Luke: Well you can tell him that. He's gonna catch us any minute the way you're pokin along. Bo: Well I was gonna let you take that bow and hit his tires but I'm afraid you' miss and hit ours. Luke: I sure wish there were some girls around here. Maybe you'd show off and drive faster! ********** Bo: Looks like we lost Rosco Luke: Cousin we never lose him, we just misplace him. ********** Luke: You ARE aware this road goes to Dry Creek? Bo: I AM aware this road goes to Dry Creek. Luke: You are aware there's no way to get OVER Dry Creek? Bo: [stepping down on the gas, grinning] I am aware there is ONE WAY to get over Dry Creek! Luke: Oh, Lordy! We're gonna die! ********** Bo: Luke, I told you not to go this way. Luke: How was I supposed to know the bridge was out?! Bo: By that big, white sign that says ‘Bridge Out!’ ********** Jesse: "When You (Bo) was hungry, or wanted something, you used to scream like... like a baby!" Bo: "Wait a minute! I was never--" Luke: "Some things never change, do they?" *********** Luke: Take that shortcut over there.*points* Bo: That’s not a shortcut. Luke: It will be once you take it! Bo: You got a point. *********** Bo: they're shootin at us! Luke: course they are, what'd you expect em to do? Throw darts? *********** Bo: It’s just a bugs bunny doll, who would shoot at a bugs bunny doll? Luke: Elmer Fudd. *********** Bo- "Ya got any idea what's wrong with it?" Luke- "Only that the problem's religious in nature." Bo- "Religious?" Luke- "Yeah, you'd better pray I can fix it." *********** Bo: Enos, you been taking Rosco pills? Luke: What he means is, are you gonna give us a ticket fer somethin’ we didn’t do? ************ Luke: Hey Bo, do you wanna drive….*looks and sees Bo is asleep.* I guess not. ************ Luke: If everything is coming your way, chances are you’re in the wrong lane. ************ Bo: You figured out if it's us he's chasin’? Luke: Yep got it all figured out. See anybody in front of us? Bo: No Luke: Then it's us! ************

Okay this one had been aforemention, when Jesse is yelling at Luke in Carnival of Thrills, but I am sad and know the whole scene lol. So i thought I'd share it with you all because it is fantastic and Jesse is just so funny. Balladeer: No sooner than Uncle Jesse and Daisy got Luke sprung out of Iron City, they sprung another surprise on him. Luke: What’s the matter Daisy; you forgot the way back to the farm? Jesse: We ain’t goin’ to the farm. Daisy: We’re headed to the fairgrounds to try and talk some sense into Bo’s head. Luke: That’ll be the day. Jesse: Now Luke, Bo may be acting a little stupid these days but he ain’t the first man to be smitten by a woman. Luke: Uncle Jesse, it’s a waste of time. Anybody who’s fool enough to let a girl like that come between him and his family…he don’t even deserve to be called a Duke. Jesse: Daisy, stop the car. Daisy: What? Jesse: Turn her off! I said turn her off! Daisy: Ok. *stops and Jesse gets out.* Jesse: Get out! Luke: What for? Jesse: Just get out here! Couple of things you and me have got to settle. *Luke gets out* Jesse: Now then. If there’s one thing I taught you boys I thought it was there’s two sides to every argument. Luke: All right, well this time Bo’s on the wrong side! Jesse: Oh he is is he? Well his excuse is he’s in love what’s yours? Luke: Well I don’t take kindly to being punched in the face for speaking my mind! Jesse: Oh! So your pride’s been hurt?! And you gotta strike out and hit something? Well all right, hit me! Luke: Uncle Jesse, you know I can’t! Jesse: Why not? I’d rather see you hit me than go through the pain of watchin’ you two hit each other! Now listen to me. Us Dukes ain’t got much when it comes to worldly goods but we got something more important. We got love and respect for each other that binds us together like glue! Us Dukes is one. So just put them up! Just go ahead, put ‘em up! *Luke starts to laugh* ‘Cause I’ll tell you what, I ain’t about to stand aside and see my family torn apart by a couple of hotheads that think they got no more sense than a chicken raiding a foxes den! It ain’t funny! Luke: *Laughing* All right Uncle Jesse, you win! I was hotheaded, I was a Jackass! I can see the only thing we got is family and boy what a family! All we gotta do is convince Bo that the family’s the important thing! Come on, hop in. Let’s go. Jesse; Get in there! Luke: All right, All right I’m going. *Gets back in the Jeep* Start her up Daisy. Come on Uncle Jesse; get in for Pete’s sake. Jesse: You know…it is kinda funny.

Bo pondered Luke's move for a moment before moving a piece of his, settling in to the game more as it progressed, letting his guard down more without realising it as his focus shifted from being scared at every little movement to winning the game. However that swiftly changed when Daisy accidentally dropped the wooden chopping board and the thud of wood on floor echoed through the fam house. Bo instantly jumped and scrambled backwards, looking around startled and closing his eyes in embarrasment when he saw what it was.

Bo looked over and nodded after thinking about it for a minute, going to fetch the checker board.

Bo nodded, resting back against the headboard briefly before standing up and stretching lightly.

Bo nodded, thankful that Jesse hadn't questioned or commented on his jumpiness, smiling a little bit. "It smells great already..."

Bo jumped sharply as the door opened, once more cursing his new jumpy nature. "Yeah Uncle Jesse.....just....everything's the same as usual...well what's usual around here now anyway."

Daisy smiled and nodded, titling her head back a little. "Bo was whimpering and tossin' in his sleep...I was about ta go to him but Luke walked in and went to him instead....I ain't heard nothin' from them since so I assume they're still in their room..."

Jesse sighed as he stood by and listened to the conversation, looking to Luke as he asked permission to use the truck. He nodded gently, but put a hand on his shoulder to stop him rushing off. "Luke...if yer going to Bo, or you run into Bo somewhere, don't push him...he'll come back when he's good and ready...you know that...if yer going to Cassie....just....all I ask is you keep yer guard up son..." Bo nodded at Cooter's question, standing next to the mechanic and asking wearily. "Cooter can I stay here? I don't wanna go back to the farm right now an' listen to how Luke wants to go back with Cassie...Ic an't guarentee I wont do something i'll regret later if I do..."

Bo smiled a little and hugged his older cousin back, feeling the old sense of security and saftey in his hug with a sigh. Sometimes he didn;t know what he would do without his family and it was times like this he was glad that they were such a close unit.

Bo nodded a litlte but still didn't look up, not knowing what the family had in store to help him but knowing that they would help as they had promised and whether he wanted them to or not.

Bo snorted softly, shaking his head "Oh yeah sure...with a bottle of sleeping pills maybe..." He shook his head, wishing that he didn't have to go through all of this...wishing that the guy wasn't behind bars so he could put him through all of this pain and suffering he had inflicted. Now usually Bo was not that sort f person, but this was already wearing his patience down so bad that he really didn't care.

Sick of people trying to contact him and not wanting to talk to anyone, Bo reached down and turned he CB off as he drove, arriving at Cooter's in no time and sliding out the car, seeing the mechanic on his porch. He headed over carefully. "Hey Cooter...."

Bo closed his eyes and rubbed them again before looking to Luke. "Yeah....just....wish I could actually have a decent sleep sometime soon..."

Bo woke as Luke shook him, looking around a little before rubbing his eyes slightly and sitting up, not saying a word. It had happened again....

Bo slept through most of the afternoon, although his sleep as it got deeper was anythng but peaceful. He tossed and turned silently, shuddering slightly and whimpering every so often.

Daisy smiled to herself as she got back to doing her house chores, noticing now just how bad a state the house was in and scolding herself lightly for letting it get to that point.

Bo knew exactly what Luke meant by the all of us, and shook his head, figuring he'd be away from the farm a little longer than he originally thought. Shaking his head, he got up and got into the General, heading towards Cooter's farm. If he stayed at the garage, then there was always the chance that Luke would go to visit Cassie and Bo would see him. At least this way he didn't know and didn't have to worry aboout what Luke was doing.

Daisy sighed, looking to all the photo albums that were lined up on the bookcase shelves in the lounge with a small smile. The Dukes had all stuck by each other through thick and thin, when friends weren't really friends and had turned into their enemies, through life changing experiences and oppertunites and through the normal family problems that arose...this wasn't any different and while Daisy was still trying to go through her head and find a better way to help Bo over his fears, she trusted Uncle Jesse implicitly and knew he would get them all through it.

Daisy poked her head round the door quietly and saw Bo sleeping peacefully, even though he had worry lines etched slightly on his features and he seemed huddled under the covers instead of splayed out like he usually was. She sighed softly as she closed the door and went back to sit in the lounge, wondering how on earth they were going to be able to do this....especially Luke.

Cooter nodded even though Luke couldn't see and replied cheerily. "Well that's a 10-4 good buddy, you know where I am if ya need me. I'm gone." Normally he would have asked Luke what the matter was and tried to help him, but after what B.L. had told him, he figured that Luke probably needed some alone time on the matter at hand. If he was needed, he trusted Luke to call him.

lol yeah it does seem that their wardrobes only ever consist of what they wear in the show. Luke has blue whatever, be it plaid or solid, Bo has yellow and blue...I think he stole one of Luke's plaid shirts for the christmas...a green one that maybe Luke didn't like so much lol and a really wierd red one that just seemed like they were testing out what colours looked good on Bo lol. But, they rarely ever change their jeans...they're nearly always the same! And their belt buckles as well, i dont know if even they change lmao.

I'd like to be a neighbour to the Dukes, possibly a Duke Boy girlfriend even if it is only for a short term basis, and for now work at the Boar's Nest until I have enough money to start my own little bakery.

Daisy and Jesse both watched him go from their places on the farm, sighing sadly, knowing this was hard on all of them not just Bo. Cooter drove along on the road, whistling happily when he saw the General come barralling up the road, Luke behind the wheel. He frowned a little when he saw the expression on Luke's face and picked up the CB "Hey this Crazy Cooter to Lost Sheep 1, you alright buddy roo?"