Season 1 Daisy's Song
Daisy Duke:"Gee, I knew it tough to get into show business, but I never heard of them usin' guns to keep you out."
Luke Duke:"Well, those .44 magnums convinced me."
Daisy Duke:"Why would a music publisher need a bodyguard?"
Luke Duke:"I don't know."
Bo Duke:"I just don't like bein' sent home with my tail tucked."
Luke Duke:"Hey. We can't go home, tucked or otherwise. Now, Jesse said "Either get the royalties or Daisy's 50 bucks back" we ain't got either."
Bo Duke:"Well, maybe we could reason with Starr, if his trained ape wasn't around."
Daisy Duke:"How do you plan to do that?"
Bo Duke:"What's the last thing he expects right now?"
Luke Duke:"A fat man in a red suit drivin' reindeer!"
Bo Duke:"No, us! We'll use Stonewall Jackson's old tactic! When they think yer runnin' away, you attack."
Luke Duke:"Stonewall Jackson had the Confederate Army! I got you!"
Bo Duke (Pointing at the car):"An' General Lee!"
Daisy Duke:"Ok boys. Now I'm gonna be in the back with the motor runnin', in case this doesn't work out."
Luke Duke:"An' it won't!"
Bo Duke:"Luke, if you don't believe in this, then how come yer doin' it?"
Luke Duke:"Because facin' a gorilla with 2 guns is easier than facin' Jesse. Come on, let's go!" Now Daisy, you pay real close attention alright."