I wish I could think of the name of that old country song where the woman turned it around on the guy....."Now let's see what I give you". I think it started out with the singer saying something to the girl like "You look like a possible 8. You and me can make 18 if your head's on straight"
I heard on one of the morning news shows a while back that some smartphone apps monitor things you write and say during phone calls so be careful what app you put on your phones.