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(Season 2 Hazzard Connection)Shoulders:(On CB with Augie Detweiller)"Ol' Rosco's mad enough to chew nails and spit horseshoes! He knows we're up to something." Augie:"Of course he does. Only, he ain't got the smarts to figure out what it is! But if you think he's mad now, you just wait 'til you tell him he's gotta put every one of those cars back exactly like he found 'em, or we're gonna get the law down on him!" Shoulders:"Uh Sheriff?"(Waggles finger at Rosco, in a come hither motion.)Rosco:"Jumpin' gee hospaht, you mean we gotta put all this back!?"(To Enos)"Well, don't just stand there, you dipstick! Git it all back!"

Then Jude says, " Wait'll you try to kiss one of them!"

Another one of my favorites!

(Season 2 Mason Dixon's Girls)Boss Hogg:"You know, I never more than disliked them Duke Boys. But what they're doin' now, pushin' marijuana! Why that's downright hateful, hateful!" Enos:"Unless maybe it ain't marijuana Mr. Hogg. It kinda looks like Parsley." Boss Hogg:"What?" Enos:"Sage. Rosemary or Thyme." Boss Hogg:"Never mind the folk songs dim head! It's marijuana! Listen I can smell that!" Rosco:"I smell it too!" Boss Hogg:"And even I draw the line on dope and drugs fer any amount of money!" Rosco:"Any amount." Boss Hogg:"They make 'em shifty, swivy headed, and unpredictable!" Rosco:(Pointing at Enos)"Like him!"

Are you kidding? you're a VERY popular, knowledgeable citizen of Hazzard brother Roger!

Exactly Brother Roger!! I could set her up with some of the best tastin' mountain dew made in the woods!!

Could it be she's following the money? She's probably doing fine herself but I'll guarantee she's not making anywhere NEAR what Aaron Rogers is! ( Women tend to be gold diggers anyway! ...I know! I'm married to one!)

LOL every time I saw a driver crash last year I told myself "I bet Garrett picked that guy this week."

I can't understand why she would be dating a loser like Aaron Rodgers when the best moonshiner around thinks she's attractive. Does that make any sense to you Hobie? I mean, what's more important in life, fame and fortune or the ability to make your own sipping shine? She has a strange set of priorities. Maybe she's sniffed too many racing fuel fumes.

I used to think Dana Patrick was ...well...not real ugly but sort of. Now...I think she's hot...not beautiful or gorgeous but still pretty hot! ( I've seen her in bikinis) Am I going blind, losing my mind or just older/hornier or.....?? How old is she?

He has no male gonads!! LEAVE THE FLAG ALONE!!

I've found out that Kurt Busch is worth $ 50 million ....if I had THAT kind of money, I'd tell them all where to go and what to do when they got there, how fast they could do it and who they could do it with!!

NASCAR have just announced the penalties for the post-race fracas at Charlotte. Brad Keselowski is being fined $50,000 and Tony Stewart is being fined $25,000. Both drivers are on probation until November 12. Denny Hamlin and Matt Kenseth are not being penalized. The full story can be found here. Personally, I don't think the penalties are large enough. I'd also have made Brad Keselowski drive a car that's more age-appropriate to his behavior .

It sure is interesting to see the cup cars on dirt.

Sounds like somebody's after some money!!