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By Skipper Duke · Posted
Season 1 High Octane Enos:"Let's Go ma'am." 😂 Roxanne:"I am entitled to a telephone call!" 😂 Enos:"I know that ma'am. Just as soon as I get these boys locked up, you can make it." 😂 Roxanne (Flirting with Enos rubbing his chin.):"Look Enos, I know, I know yer just doing yer duty. But, yer making a terrible mistake." 😂 Enos:"Yes ma'am." 😂 Luke pushes the glass Moonshine jug of water off the counter. It shatters on the floor, the water trails into the cell with Enos and Roxanne. 😂 Waylon Jennings:"Y'all stick around for the barbecue, you hear." 😂 Bo (Strikes a match.):"Alright Enos, now, don't either of you 2 move, or I'm gonna drop this in there, an' we're just gonna have a big Roman Candle!" 😂 Roxanne:"You wouldn't!" 😂 Bo:"Sure I would! We ain't goin' to prison for nobody! Alright, gimme yer gun Enos!" 😂 Enos:"Why Bo, I wouldn't use this on y'all." 😂 Bo:"Gimme yer gun Enos!" 😂 Luke:"We know you wouldn't use it Enos. But she might." 😂 Luke locks them in the cell together. Bo:"Are you puttin' her in there with him?" 😂 Luke:"Hey. I promised I'd fix him up with her, didn't I?" Roxanne:"You promised me if I arrested you fair and square, that you wouldn't resist!" Luke:"Yeah. But you didn't arrest us fair and square! You still got them matches Bo?" 😂 Bo:"Right in my hand." 😂 Roxanne:"You'll blow us all up!" 😂 Bo:"Well, you don't give me any choice. You questioned our honor." (Strikes another match.) Roxanne:"Oh no!" 😂 Enos:"Don't do it Bo! No! Please, ah! Ah!" 😂 The match burns out in the water at Bo and Luke's feet. Enos and Roxanne are in the back of the cell glued to the wall. 😂 Luke:"Y'all can come down off that wall now. It's only water." 😂 Enos/Roxanne:"Water?" 😂 Bo:"That's right. You arrested us fer transportin' water." 😂 Roxanne:"Now how was I supposed to know it was water?" 😂 Luke:"Well, a revenue agent oughta be able to tell moonshine from water." 😂 Bo:"She sure didn't seem to have much trouble tellin' the difference last night at the Boars Nest." 😂 Luke:"Enos, I'm afraid we're gonna have to borrow yer squad car." 😂 Enos:"Uh huh. Now boys, we was raised together. But now yer goin' too far! That's county property Luke!" 😂 Roxanne:"I'll get you Dukes no matter what!" 😂 Bo:"Bye now." 😂 Enos:"I can't understand them boys. I mean, that's real dishonest, passin' water off as moonshine." 😂 Roxanne (Catching on.):"Don't you see Enos!? They weren't passing water off as moonshine! They were running a blind fer Jesse!" 😂 -
By Skipper Duke · Posted
Season 1 High Octane. Enos:"Hey Luke?" Luke:"Hmm?" Enos:"I sure would like to meet that lady." 😂 Luke:"Well, not tonight, Enos." 😂 Enos:"Ok. But if you fix me up, I got somethin' you want." 😂 Luke:"Ok. Tell you what Enos. An even up trade. You tell me what you know, an' I'll introduce you to Roxanne." Enos:"Ok then. You see, Boss Hogg, he knows you Dukes are gonna make a liquor run to that there contest." Luke:"Yeah?" Enos:"He's got Sheriff Rosco settin' up roadblocks to catch y'all. You see, Boss Hogg, he don't want y'all winnin' that contest." Luke:"Thanks a lot Enos. I appreciate it. I owe you one." Enos:"You sure do now Luke. Now, don't you forget now, I aim to collect now." 😂 Luke:"Consider her yours Enos." 😂 Enos:"Wow." 😂 -
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