B.L. Davenport Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 I read alot of great quotes on here one of my favorites which I think can be heard in more than one episode.Rosco: Judas priest on a pony Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJamesDuke Posted April 14, 2006 Report Share Posted April 14, 2006 In fact, I have loads more quotes from Dukes, all stored in a word document. There are 12 pages and growing. :-) Keeps me entertained on a rainy day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoJamesDuke Posted May 29, 2006 Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 OK got a new one from The RustlersLuke: This here's Luke calin' Uncle Jesse, Daisy, Cooter....and any other elves out there in the forest..Cracks me up lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bethie88 Posted May 29, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 29, 2006 Bo: [To Luke, who is helping Daisy jump off of a horse into the General] Careful! She's the only good lookin' cousin' I got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyVic Posted May 31, 2006 Report Share Posted May 31, 2006 Here's one more:Rosco- 'Now why didn't I think of that?'Boss- 'Cuz, if you had half a brain, maybe you'd be the Boss and I'd be the Jackass Sheriff.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooter Davenport Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Here's a quote from "Coltrane Vs. Duke" that cracks me up every time:Rosco: You're a quack.Slick: I told you not to call me that!Rosco: Quack, quack, quack.Slick: That’s it! I'm leaving; I don't have to put up with this.Boss: Will you two kiss and make up?Rosco: No. I ain’t kissing a duck.Rosco's hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deathangel_tori Posted June 1, 2006 Report Share Posted June 1, 2006 Here's one more:Rosco- 'Now why didn't I think of that?'Boss- 'Cuz, if you had half a brain, maybe you'd be the Boss and I'd be the Jackass Sheriff.'heh well if all it takes to run hazzard is half a brain... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRPColtrane95 Posted July 2, 2006 Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 I forget add my favorite from "SWAMP MOLLY"Rosco: "blue fox, this Red Dog"Enos: "Rosco, I got it,"Rosco "blue fox, Enos, it Red Dog" you dipstick... (like use private code) what I remember for that.. and that my favorite answer on walkie talkie thanks.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooter Davenport Posted July 4, 2006 Report Share Posted July 4, 2006 Cooter: It's a crazy town.Balladeer: I've never noticed.And another one which i watched today:Balladeer: Ya know, night in Hazzard brings out a lot of strange critters...Even a Cletus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly Davenport Posted November 19, 2006 Report Share Posted November 19, 2006 From Hughie Hogg Strikes AgainHughie Hogg (as an old man): Boss Hogg, ya rascal, ya know how long it's been since I’ve bounced ya on my knees?Rosco: Well, it must be at least fifty years, 'cause that's the last time Boss was thin enough to bounce on anyone’s knees. *laughs* (I really love Rosco being a smart alec.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeLantz Posted December 9, 2006 Report Share Posted December 9, 2006 Boss Hogg to Rosco in one of the Coy/Vance episodes:"Rosco... If they ever put a price on your head, take it. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sylvames Posted January 9, 2007 Report Share Posted January 9, 2007 My first post.There are many quotes from DOH that I love. Here's a couple that I don't think were already mentioned.From TROUBLE AT COOTER'SBOSS: What did you crooks do with them furs?LUKE: Reupholstered the General with them.From CLETUS FALLS IN LOVEROSCO: What was that horrendous noise? (After Sheriff Little shoots off his gun in the jail)SHERIFF LITTLE: Coltraine! (He says it to get Rosco to stop talking) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seraphsaiyan Posted February 5, 2007 Report Share Posted February 5, 2007 Ya'lls quotes just crack me right up! Can someone tell me, though, what episode is that has the quote:Luke: It is Rosco!Bo: You mean it was Rosco. Wave goodbye to the nice man.I'm dying to watch that episode again. Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bill-Duke Posted February 8, 2007 Report Share Posted February 8, 2007 Waylon: Explaining ANYTHING to Rosco is NEVER easy, but this time the Boss seems to be getting through.Boss to Rosco: And don't ask me what kind of fuels fossils run off of.Rosco: Flash, I order your teeth to pull over!Waylon: Jaywalking is dangerous anywhere, but that boy is from out of town.Cooter: Watch your fingers and watch your toes.(He would usually say this when lifting or letting down a towed vehicle)Jesse to boys: Next time you wanna loan your to a fool like that, just run it over a cliff-save gas. He is referring to Luke loaning his car to "dumb" Cooter.Rosco: This is your superior officer RosCO P Coltrane!Bo and Luke: Is this guy Murphy(referring to Murphy's Law) a race car driver? He must be-everyone talks about him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
traintownofcowee Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 Just read my signature below. Self explanitory..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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