I read alot of great quotes on here one of my favorites which I think can be heard in more than one episode.

Rosco: Judas priest on a pony

In fact, I have loads more quotes from Dukes, all stored in a word document. There are 12 pages and growing. :-) Keeps me entertained on a rainy day

OK got a new one from The Rustlers

Luke: This here's Luke calin' Uncle Jesse, Daisy, Cooter....and any other elves out there in the forest..

Cracks me up lol

Bo: [To Luke, who is helping Daisy jump off of a horse into the General] Careful! She's the only good lookin' cousin' I got.

Here's one more:

Rosco- 'Now why didn't I think of that?'

Boss- 'Cuz, if you had half a brain, maybe you'd be the Boss and I'd be the Jackass Sheriff.'

Here's a quote from "Coltrane Vs. Duke" that cracks me up every time:

Rosco: You're a quack.

Slick: I told you not to call me that!

Rosco: Quack, quack, quack.

Slick: That’s it! I'm leaving; I don't have to put up with this.

Boss: Will you two kiss and make up?

Rosco: No. I ain’t kissing a duck.

Rosco's hilarious

Here's one more:

Rosco- 'Now why didn't I think of that?'

Boss- 'Cuz, if you had half a brain, maybe you'd be the Boss and I'd be the Jackass Sheriff.'

heh well if all it takes to run hazzard is half a brain...

I forget add my favorite from "SWAMP MOLLY"

Rosco: "blue fox, this Red Dog"

Enos: "Rosco, I got it,"

Rosco "blue fox, Enos, it Red Dog" you dipstick...

(like use private code)

what I remember for that.. and

that my favorite answer on walkie talkie thanks..

Cooter: It's a crazy town.

Balladeer: I've never noticed.

And another one which i watched today:

Balladeer: Ya know, night in Hazzard brings out a lot of strange critters...Even a Cletus.

From Hughie Hogg Strikes Again

Hughie Hogg (as an old man): Boss Hogg, ya rascal, ya know how long it's been since I’ve bounced ya on my knees?

Rosco: Well, it must be at least fifty years, 'cause that's the last time Boss was thin enough to bounce on anyone’s knees. *laughs*

(I really love Rosco being a smart alec.)

Boss Hogg to Rosco in one of the Coy/Vance episodes:

"Rosco... If they ever put a price on your head, take it. "

My first post.

There are many quotes from DOH that I love. Here's a couple that I don't think were already mentioned.

From TROUBLE AT COOTER'S

BOSS: What did you crooks do with them furs?

LUKE: Reupholstered the General with them.

From CLETUS FALLS IN LOVE

ROSCO: What was that horrendous noise? (After Sheriff Little shoots off his gun in the jail)

SHERIFF LITTLE: Coltraine! (He says it to get Rosco to stop talking)

Ya'lls quotes just crack me right up! Can someone tell me, though, what episode is that has the quote:

Luke: It is Rosco!

Bo: You mean it was Rosco. Wave goodbye to the nice man.

I'm dying to watch that episode again. Thanks

Waylon: Explaining ANYTHING to Rosco is NEVER easy, but this time the Boss seems to be getting through.

Boss to Rosco: And don't ask me what kind of fuels fossils run off of.

Rosco: Flash, I order your teeth to pull over!

Waylon: Jaywalking is dangerous anywhere, but that boy is from out of town.

Cooter: Watch your fingers and watch your toes.(He would usually say this when lifting or letting down a towed vehicle)

Jesse to boys: Next time you wanna loan your to a fool like that, just run it over a cliff-save gas. He is referring to Luke loaning his car to "dumb" Cooter.

Rosco: This is your superior officer RosCO P Coltrane!

Bo and Luke: Is this guy Murphy(referring to Murphy's Law) a race car driver?

He must be-everyone talks about him.

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