Cooter Quotes!

[bethie88]

There are so many good ones! Anyone got a favorite?

Two of mine are the one in my sig, and this one...

"Some days, ya just can't jam it into second.... Even if ya double clutch it."

What about y'all?

[Jamanda]

Of course the classic: Breaker one, breaker one, might be crazy but I ain't dumb...any ya'll lost sheep out there on the Hazzard net come on?

Cooter: What do you suppose ol' Burt Reynolds would do at a time like this?

Luke: I don't know. But I'm sure he'd be doing it with someone a whole lot prettier than you.

Cooter: If you can't make this thing go any faster do ya'll mind if I just jump out and run ahead?

Give or take a few minutes cuz I ain't got no watch

(after seeing Rosco fall into wet cement)

Thank you Lord for a perfect day!

[bethie88]

Those are good!

[426GeneralLee]

"Breaker one, breaker one, I might be crazy but I ain't dumb, Crazy Cooter comin' atchya, any you boy home on the Hazzard net c'mon"

"Ahhh! Ya'll done scared my dog....you want me just ta put a window up there so you can just climb right one threw?"

I dunno if that last one is 100% correct, but it's pretty close.

[charger_general]

I Really dont know if its much to say as a quote, as far as signature goes but i loved it when he talking to Luke and he would call him 'Lucas Ducas".

[charger_general]

My Bad, i just notice it should have been "Lukas Dukas" rather, sorry people, ive been trying to jump my Forum stats so ive been looking at the screen too damn long or somthing. Later Guys.

[Daisy_Duke_Girl]

"Breaker one, Breaker one i may be crazy but i ain't dumb, CRAZZZZZZZZY COOTER commin' at ya. Ya'll home on the HazzardNet? Come on." that's my favorite!!

[iloveluke6]

from Strange Visitor to Hazzard...... " maybe their just comin' to the dance to do the moon walk" thats probably not exact but its somewhere around that

[Canadian_Country_Cousin]

My favorite is when Cooter stares blankliy at someone his mouth open an he shakes his head a little, "uh ah......."

When they confuse him!!!!

And I love, "Ya'll mind id I jump out and run ahead?" That ones great!!

[redneck woman]

One of my favorites is from Repo Man.

Cooter talking to Luke as they are about to take the Rolls, Big John walks out of the barn and Cooter says:

"Just remember, the bigger they are... the harder they hit."

It was the way he said it with that wince that was so funny.

[Daisy_Duke_Girl]

it was really funny in Ghost of General Lee when cooter went out to the barn after Daisy screamed from seein bo and luke alive and then cooter saw them his face was soooo funny i laughed really hard!!!!

[HotHillbilly]

it was really funny in Ghost of General Lee when cooter went out to the barn after Daisy screamed from seein bo and luke alive and then cooter saw them his face was soooo funny i laughed really hard!!!!

hahah. yeah that was funny,lol. Didn't he like faint or something? Or was taht just Daisy..or both lol.

[Iloveschnieder]

I love this scene from Goodbye General Lee where Cooter is talking to poor frightened Homer the sign painter on the hood of his tow truck.

Cooter: "Hey, what say Homer? Where'd you drop in from? I can't stop just yet, homer, so hang on, will ya? Hey how about movin' it over a little huh? How's ya wife?

Homer "WHOA! She's all right."

a little bit later when the chase is over and the scene cuts back to Cooter.

Homer: "COOTER!"

Cooter: "Sorry about that Homer. Hey, hey, look I'll by you a cold one down at the Boars Nest. Ok."

I just loved it how Cooter kept talking to poor frightened Homer , like it was nothing unsual for a guy to be holding on for dear life, and he is dragging the bad guys behind him.

I love his method of car fishing in that episode!

[Mrs.BoDuke80]

Breaker One! Breaker One! I might be Crazy I ain't dumb Crazy Cooter comin' atcha

Do you mind if I get out and run ahead

Shoot fire and Save Box Matches

Breaker One, Breaker One, might be crazy but I ain't dumb, crazy Cooter coming at ya, anyone home on the Hazzard Net.

[Cooter Davenport]

One of my faves is my signiture on a Roleplay site were i play Cooter:

Rosco: You call this drivin’? I could walk home faster than this. Now get a move on or I’m gonna give you a ticket for obstructing traffic.

Cooter: Now listen here Rocso, If you don’t cool it with that backseat driving, I’m going to lower this hook down, leave you smack-dab in the middle of the highway, and you can arrest yourself for obstructing traffic.

I can't remember what episode it was from though. lol

[redneck woman]

From the episode Hughie Hogg Strikes Again...

I can't remember the exact dialogue but its something like this. Hughie, dressed up as an old man has accused Cooter of stealing his wallet. Rosco tells Cletus to cuff and stuff Cooter. When Cletus moves in to do it, Cooter growls real deep and glares Cletus down. Cletus jumps back and whispers to Rosco, "Ya think he's had his shots?"

Something like that anyway. I don't know if that should be considered a Cooter line or Cletus, but I think Cooter stole the scene. Ya don't want ta be messin' with ol' Crazy Cooter.

[Cooter Davenport]

I love that scene. lol cracks me us eveytime!

[LoriDavenport]

i like this one qupte and i don't know why either, i can't remeber the episode but cooter says,"this is one crazzy town." i was like yea cooter you're just now gettin around to noticing that.

[Julieduke]

I love this scene from Goodbye General Lee where Cooter is talking to poor frightened Homer the sign painter on the hood of his tow truck.

Cooter: "Hey, what say Homer? Where'd you drop in from? I can't stop just yet, homer, so hang on, will ya? Hey how about movin' it over a little huh? How's ya wife?

Homer "WHOA! She's all right."

a little bit later when the chase is over and the scene cuts back to Cooter.

Homer: "COOTER!"

Cooter: "Sorry about that Homer. Hey, hey, look I'll by you a cold one down at the Boars Nest. Ok."

I just loved it how Cooter kept talking to poor frightened Homer , like it was nothing unsual for a guy to be holding on for dear life, and he is dragging the bad guys behind him.

I love his method of car fishing in that episode!

Somebody ought to send the sports inspired from Dukes Of Hazzard 1. Car Fishing 2. Car Surfing(Coy and Vance episode) 3. Car Rollerderby 4. Pond Hopping 5. Creek Jumping(all episodes) 6. Portapotty pick-up 7. Catching students while driving.

Does anybody have any other Hazzard Inspired Sports. Have fun, if's its funny then I think we'll find it funny.

[LoriDavenport]

heres the infamous one we all know that i love, "Breaker one, nreaker one, i might be crazy but i aint dumb, crazzzzy cooter comin at'cha, ya'll got ya ears on?

another hazzard inspired sport, racing, demolition derby. and Bo and Luke's quick tire changing.

[DixieDavenport]

Don't forget the Drag & Fly contest where Luke ws hit by a drive shaft or something.

[Julieduke]

I wonder if somebody outside of Hazzard, how they would enter that contest?

[RogerDuke]

Okay, this isn't a quote from Cooter, It's not even one from Ben Jones.

It is a great quote from former Speaker of the House, Jim Wright when he was giving advice to Ben as he was entering politics and moving into his new office in Washington D.C.

"When you first get here, you'll wonder what in the world you are doing here. But after just a few months, you'll be wondering what in the world all the rest of these fools are doing here."

(page 210 of "Redneck Boy in the Promised Land" by Ben Jones)

[RogerDuke]

This one might have been posted before but it's worth repeating.

"Some days ya just can't even cram it into second....even if ya double clutch it."

(from "Mary Kaye's Baby")

[LoriDavenport]

This one might have been posted before but it's worth repeating.

"Some days ya just can't even cram it into second....even if ya double clutch it."

(from "Mary Kaye's Baby")

ha ha every time I hear that quote I laugh...I love cooter!