bethie88 Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 There are so many good ones! Anyone got a favorite?Two of mine are the one in my sig, and this one..."Some days, ya just can't jam it into second.... Even if ya double clutch it." What about y'all? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamanda Posted January 29, 2005 Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 Of course the classic: Breaker one, breaker one, might be crazy but I ain't dumb...any ya'll lost sheep out there on the Hazzard net come on?Cooter: What do you suppose ol' Burt Reynolds would do at a time like this?Luke: I don't know. But I'm sure he'd be doing it with someone a whole lot prettier than you.Cooter: If you can't make this thing go any faster do ya'll mind if I just jump out and run ahead?Give or take a few minutes cuz I ain't got no watch(after seeing Rosco fall into wet cement)Thank you Lord for a perfect day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bethie88 Posted January 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 29, 2005 Those are good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
426GeneralLee Posted February 1, 2005 Report Share Posted February 1, 2005 "Breaker one, breaker one, I might be crazy but I ain't dumb, Crazy Cooter comin' atchya, any you boy home on the Hazzard net c'mon""Ahhh! Ya'll done scared my dog....you want me just ta put a window up there so you can just climb right one threw?"I dunno if that last one is 100% correct, but it's pretty close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charger_general Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 I Really dont know if its much to say as a quote, as far as signature goes but i loved it when he talking to Luke and he would call him 'Lucas Ducas". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charger_general Posted September 9, 2005 Report Share Posted September 9, 2005 My Bad, i just notice it should have been "Lukas Dukas" rather, sorry people, ive been trying to jump my Forum stats so ive been looking at the screen too damn long or somthing. Later Guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daisy_Duke_Girl Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 "Breaker one, Breaker one i may be crazy but i ain't dumb, CRAZZZZZZZZY COOTER commin' at ya. Ya'll home on the HazzardNet? Come on." that's my favorite!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveluke6 Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 from Strange Visitor to Hazzard...... " maybe their just comin' to the dance to do the moon walk" thats probably not exact but its somewhere around that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canadian_Country_Cousin Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 My favorite is when Cooter stares blankliy at someone his mouth open an he shakes his head a little, "uh ah......."When they confuse him!!!!And I love, "Ya'll mind id I jump out and run ahead?" That ones great!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redneck woman Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 One of my favorites is from Repo Man.Cooter talking to Luke as they are about to take the Rolls, Big John walks out of the barn and Cooter says:"Just remember, the bigger they are... the harder they hit."It was the way he said it with that wince that was so funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daisy_Duke_Girl Posted September 22, 2005 Report Share Posted September 22, 2005 it was really funny in Ghost of General Lee when cooter went out to the barn after Daisy screamed from seein bo and luke alive and then cooter saw them his face was soooo funny i laughed really hard!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotHillbilly Posted September 23, 2005 Report Share Posted September 23, 2005 it was really funny in Ghost of General Lee when cooter went out to the barn after Daisy screamed from seein bo and luke alive and then cooter saw them his face was soooo funny i laughed really hard!!!! hahah. yeah that was funny,lol. Didn't he like faint or something? Or was taht just Daisy..or both lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iloveschnieder Posted January 22, 2006 Report Share Posted January 22, 2006 I love this scene from Goodbye General Lee where Cooter is talking to poor frightened Homer the sign painter on the hood of his tow truck.Cooter: "Hey, what say Homer? Where'd you drop in from? I can't stop just yet, homer, so hang on, will ya? Hey how about movin' it over a little huh? How's ya wife?Homer "WHOA! She's all right."a little bit later when the chase is over and the scene cuts back to Cooter.Homer: "COOTER!"Cooter: "Sorry about that Homer. Hey, hey, look I'll by you a cold one down at the Boars Nest. Ok."I just loved it how Cooter kept talking to poor frightened Homer , like it was nothing unsual for a guy to be holding on for dear life, and he is dragging the bad guys behind him. I love his method of car fishing in that episode! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.BoDuke80 Posted January 24, 2006 Report Share Posted January 24, 2006 Breaker One! Breaker One! I might be Crazy I ain't dumb Crazy Cooter comin' atchaDo you mind if I get out and run aheadShoot fire and Save Box MatchesBreaker One, Breaker One, might be crazy but I ain't dumb, crazy Cooter coming at ya, anyone home on the Hazzard Net. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooter Davenport Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 One of my faves is my signiture on a Roleplay site were i play Cooter:Rosco: You call this drivin’? I could walk home faster than this. Now get a move on or I’m gonna give you a ticket for obstructing traffic.Cooter: Now listen here Rocso, If you don’t cool it with that backseat driving, I’m going to lower this hook down, leave you smack-dab in the middle of the highway, and you can arrest yourself for obstructing traffic.I can't remember what episode it was from though. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redneck woman Posted July 27, 2006 Report Share Posted July 27, 2006 From the episode Hughie Hogg Strikes Again...I can't remember the exact dialogue but its something like this. Hughie, dressed up as an old man has accused Cooter of stealing his wallet. Rosco tells Cletus to cuff and stuff Cooter. When Cletus moves in to do it, Cooter growls real deep and glares Cletus down. Cletus jumps back and whispers to Rosco, "Ya think he's had his shots?"Something like that anyway. I don't know if that should be considered a Cooter line or Cletus, but I think Cooter stole the scene. Ya don't want ta be messin' with ol' Crazy Cooter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooter Davenport Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 I love that scene. lol cracks me us eveytime! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted July 24, 2007 Report Share Posted July 24, 2007 i like this one qupte and i don't know why either, i can't remeber the episode but cooter says,"this is one crazzy town." i was like yea cooter you're just now gettin around to noticing that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 I love this scene from Goodbye General Lee where Cooter is talking to poor frightened Homer the sign painter on the hood of his tow truck.Cooter: "Hey, what say Homer? Where'd you drop in from? I can't stop just yet, homer, so hang on, will ya? Hey how about movin' it over a little huh? How's ya wife?Homer "WHOA! She's all right."a little bit later when the chase is over and the scene cuts back to Cooter.Homer: "COOTER!"Cooter: "Sorry about that Homer. Hey, hey, look I'll by you a cold one down at the Boars Nest. Ok."I just loved it how Cooter kept talking to poor frightened Homer , like it was nothing unsual for a guy to be holding on for dear life, and he is dragging the bad guys behind him. I love his method of car fishing in that episode!Somebody ought to send the sports inspired from Dukes Of Hazzard 1. Car Fishing 2. Car Surfing(Coy and Vance episode) 3. Car Rollerderby 4. Pond Hopping 5. Creek Jumping(all episodes) 6. Portapotty pick-up 7. Catching students while driving.Does anybody have any other Hazzard Inspired Sports. Have fun, if's its funny then I think we'll find it funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 heres the infamous one we all know that i love, "Breaker one, nreaker one, i might be crazy but i aint dumb, crazzzzy cooter comin at'cha, ya'll got ya ears on? another hazzard inspired sport, racing, demolition derby. and Bo and Luke's quick tire changing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DixieDavenport Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 Don't forget the Drag & Fly contest where Luke ws hit by a drive shaft or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 I wonder if somebody outside of Hazzard, how they would enter that contest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Okay, this isn't a quote from Cooter, It's not even one from Ben Jones.It is a great quote from former Speaker of the House, Jim Wright when he was giving advice to Ben as he was entering politics and moving into his new office in Washington D.C."When you first get here, you'll wonder what in the world you are doing here. But after just a few months, you'll be wondering what in the world all the rest of these fools are doing here." (page 210 of "Redneck Boy in the Promised Land" by Ben Jones) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 This one might have been posted before but it's worth repeating."Some days ya just can't even cram it into second....even if ya double clutch it." (from "Mary Kaye's Baby") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted March 13, 2009 Report Share Posted March 13, 2009 This one might have been posted before but it's worth repeating."Some days ya just can't even cram it into second....even if ya double clutch it." (from "Mary Kaye's Baby")ha ha every time I hear that quote I laugh...I love cooter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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