MaryAnne Posted February 11, 2010 Report Posted February 11, 2010 Yes, Brian got himself busted with the same good honest family trickery as he used on me. Hey, all's fair in love, war and Coltrane Shenanigans. (See Arrest MaryAnne Coltrane thread for the instant replay).*looks at cousin in jail* Turn about is fair play, Brian. Or payback is hell, however you wanna look at it. Khee!
Cowboy Posted February 11, 2010 Report Posted February 11, 2010 *Wanders into the booking room and smirks seeing my ol' black clad buddy behind bars.* Well now... just looky whos behind bars. What a site, sures been awahile since ya tasted chipped beef Brian. *Leans on the bars still smirking and just generally gawking.*~Chet
GeneralLeeGirl Posted February 11, 2010 Report Posted February 11, 2010 Aww, poor Brian! Hee hee, Carma sucks eh? lmaoWay to go MaryAnne! *walks over to booking desk to give MaryAnne a high-five*
DixieDavenport Posted February 11, 2010 Report Posted February 11, 2010 Brian that look on your face as the door locked behind you sort reminds me of an officer in our new facility getting locked in a cell with several inmates. He thought he was stuck for good those seconds it took the inmates to tell me, for me to call the control room and have his panel taken over and them to open the pod door for me to get in take control of the panel and let him out! Even the inmates were worried, LOL. Good thing we knew how the system worked even though I was a civilian employee at the time. Great bail Maryanne, can't wait to see what you come up with for Brian.
countrygirl1986 Posted February 11, 2010 Report Posted February 11, 2010 Brian, I almost feel sorry for you. Almost. Look at it this way, Three square meals a day, plenty of time on your hands. Maybe you can start a new hobby while you're in there. And sides, seeing how the jail has become popular place to see who gets locked up next, you'll never go lonely... although it looks like you'll have to cancel your plans on redoing Rosco's office for a while. Maybe you can remodel the jail cell instead? way to go MaryAnne. I bet revenge is so sweet.
RogerDuke Posted February 11, 2010 Report Posted February 11, 2010 Maybe we can use that blow up doll trick like they did on "One Armed Bandits" to spring Brian out. I've never really met Brian. Does he look enough like a blow up doll that it would fool MaryAnne?
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted February 11, 2010 Report Posted February 11, 2010 Aww poor Brian, I didn't figure you'd ever get in here, I hope your bail ain't to rough.
Garrett Duke Posted February 11, 2010 Report Posted February 11, 2010 *Shakes head* Well Brian, can't believe you of people would be the one to slip up and allow something like this to happen. Oh well. Now you know how the rest of us felt when you locked us up...innocently. Anyway, if there is anything I can do for you while you rest up in your purdy little jail cell there, just let me know. Perhaps I could take your fancy little car over there for a drive for you while your locked up all tight, you know, to keep the tires spinning. Sounds fair to me. Afterall, it was you, that stole my motorcycle while I was locked up and drove him...though I am grateful for you returning it just as it was when you and MaryAnne had arrested me; as I knew you would.Anyway good luck on your bail, hopefully MaryAnne isn't too rough on ya, especially after what you did to her. Though gotta admit she did a great job on her bail you gave her.
Brian Coltrane Posted February 12, 2010 Report Posted February 12, 2010 Thank ya, one and all, for that fine collection o' sympathy.*looks back through the bars* Normally I'd have a witty comeback for each and every one of ya, but I'm still sufferin' from Roger's blow-up-doll comment. I ain't recovered from that yet.I've been called a lotta thangs in mah day, but....no, I don't look enuff like a blow-up doll to fool MaryAnne. Nor would a man in mah current circumstances see fit to try any imitation of such. Which leaves me stuck heah, pacin' around behind the bars like an animal at the zoo. I'm surprised MaryAnne didn't put one of those little crank peanut machines out there so ya'll could feed me for a quarter.
texasdaisy09 Posted February 12, 2010 Report Posted February 12, 2010 I wouldn't say anything yet, she could still do that ya know...since it would raise a bit of petty cash and we all know how much Boss loves petty cash.
Brian Coltrane Posted February 12, 2010 Report Posted February 12, 2010 I wouldn't say anything yet, she could still do that ya know...since it would raise a bit of petty cash and we all know how much Boss loves petty cash. Yeah. Plus, I'm hungry.
AlexJackson Posted February 12, 2010 Report Posted February 12, 2010 Yeah. Plus, I'm hungry.*hearing the hungry comment, leaves a moment and comes back with a takeout bag and a milkshake* Sorry Brian but a peanut machine with a handful of peanuts for a quarter wouldnt take care of your appetite... I brought you some real food that is a lot better than the chipped beef on toast...*puts bag with burger and fries through the bars and hands drink over*
Brian Coltrane Posted February 13, 2010 Report Posted February 13, 2010 *hearing the hungry comment, leaves a moment and comes back with a takeout bag and a milkshake* Sorry Brian but a peanut machine with a handful of peanuts for a quarter wouldnt take care of your appetite... I brought you some real food that is a lot better than the chipped beef on toast...*puts bag with burger and fries through the bars and hands drink over*Now that's service. Thank ya. *accepts the food, wolfing it down, hoping to build up a reistance to the inevitable prison-surplus can of chipped beef *Wonder what the bail's gonna be...*slurping down milkshake* ..sooner I find out, the sooner I can meet it and git outta heah...
MaryAnne Posted February 13, 2010 Author Report Posted February 13, 2010 Thank ya, one and all, for that fine collection o' sympathy.*looks back through the bars* Normally I'd have a witty comeback for each and every one of ya, but I'm still sufferin' from Roger's blow-up-doll comment. I ain't recovered from that yet.I've been called a lotta thangs in mah day, but....no, I don't look enuff like a blow-up doll to fool MaryAnne. Nor would a man in mah current circumstances see fit to try any imitation of such. Which leaves me stuck heah, pacin' around behind the bars like an animal at the zoo. I'm surprised MaryAnne didn't put one of those little crank peanut machines out there so ya'll could feed me for a quarter.I'd do that except I think Boss would take all the peanuts for himself and still expect everyone to put a quarter into the machine anyway.I may have jailed my kin, but I would at least want there to be some peanuts in the machine.
MaryAnne Posted February 13, 2010 Author Report Posted February 13, 2010 Now that's service. Thank ya. *accepts the food, wolfing it down, hoping to build up a reistance to the inevitable prison-surplus can of chipped beef *Wonder what the bail's gonna be...*slurping down milkshake* ..sooner I find out, the sooner I can meet it and git outta heah...Bail?
Brian Coltrane Posted February 13, 2010 Report Posted February 13, 2010 Bail?*pauses in mid-slurp of the milkshake, lifting head up* Yeah, "bail", as in, pay mah way outta heah. You outta be familiar with bail, based upon yer own recent experience.
AlexJackson Posted February 13, 2010 Report Posted February 13, 2010 *pauses in mid-slurp of the milkshake, lifting head up* Yeah, "bail", as in, pay mah way outta heah. You outta be familiar with bail, based upon yer own recent experience.*hears the bail remark from MaryAnne and looks at her* well yes bail... thats how you got out of here, dont tell me youre not going to set any bail for Brian?
MaryAnne Posted February 13, 2010 Author Report Posted February 13, 2010 *pauses in mid-slurp of the milkshake, lifting head up* Yeah, "bail", as in, pay mah way outta heah. You outta be familiar with bail, based upon yer own recent experience.Ah yes, well, considering that recent experience, Brian, I dunno if I'm gonna letcha have bail...
Brian Coltrane Posted February 13, 2010 Report Posted February 13, 2010 Ah yes, well, considering that recent experience, Brian, I dunno if I'm gonna letcha have bail...What?! Oh, come on now! *lunging up to the bars* You can't keep me heah! You ain't even made up any charges! Besides, I'm expensive to keep penned up and ah've got nasty habits.
AlexJackson Posted February 13, 2010 Report Posted February 13, 2010 What?! Oh, come on now! *lunging up to the bars* You can't keep me heah! You ain't even made up any charges! Besides, I'm expensive to keep penned up and ah've got nasty habits.*cocks an eyebrow at this and nods* hes got a point MaryAnne...
MaryAnne Posted February 13, 2010 Author Report Posted February 13, 2010 What?! Oh, come on now! *lunging up to the bars* You can't keep me heah! You ain't even made up any charges! Besides, I'm expensive to keep penned up and ah've got nasty habits.Well, then it's a good thing you're by yourself here in the cell. Tho' I'd be careful considerin' you got half the town watching you. You may consider yourself expensive to keep penned up but you're affordable entertainment to everyone in Hazzard. Khee!As for charges...well if you wanna get that formal about it.... Lessee... *thinks for a moment* Ah, here we go... Disorderly conduct.Obstruction of justice.Trickery of deputy.And a few hundred others that I'm too lazy to think of or make up.
Brian Coltrane Posted February 13, 2010 Report Posted February 13, 2010 I'll buy two outta three of those. Except for Obstruction of Justice. What justice?! C'mon, this is Hazzard! There ain't no justice to obstruct!
MaryAnne Posted February 13, 2010 Author Report Posted February 13, 2010 I'll buy two outta three of those. Except for Obstruction of Justice. What justice?! C'mon, this is Hazzard! There ain't no justice to obstruct!I'm justice! (What passes for it). You obstructed me.
AlexJackson Posted February 13, 2010 Report Posted February 13, 2010 I'm justice! (What passes for it). You obstructed me.*gaze bouncing between the two Coltranes* wait wait.. you already got him for trickery you want to get him for obstruction too? Thats two things that are basically the same, you cant try someone for the same charge twice....
Brian Coltrane Posted February 13, 2010 Report Posted February 13, 2010 I'm justice! (What passes for it). You obstructed me.You're justice?! Yer a parkin' and speedin' ticket dispenser! Like a Depu-Pez!
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