Smokey And The Bandit

[Skipper Duke]

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I’M NOT GIVING UP!! I’M NOT GIVING UP!!"

[Skipper Duke]

Jr. Justice:"WAIT, DADDY!!! WAIT FOR ME!!! DON’T LEAVE ME!!! WHO’S GONNA HOLD YOUR HAT!?!?!?"

[Skipper Duke]

Snowman:"Well honey hush...."

[Skipper Duke]

Snowman:(To Fred)"I'm in a hurry, and you wanna take a swim!"

[Skipper Duke]

Jr.:"Look out for the cows daddy, what if we hit one?"
Buford:"Then he gets to be a Big Mac before the rest n of em."

[Skipper Duke]

Keep your foot hot on the pedal son Never mind them brakes and let it all hang out Cause we got a run to make The boys are thirsty in Atlanta  and there's beer in Texarkana And we'll bring it back no matter what it takes

[Skipper Duke]

Sheriff Justice:"Hold my hat."
Junior:"My hat blew off daddy!"
Sheriff Justice:"I hope your G** d*** head was in it."

[Skipper Duke]

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"You woman's lib suuumb****"

[Skipper Duke]

Jr.:"What's that daddy?" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Oh. That must be one of those new Japanese sports cars. Howdy!"(Guy on hospital bed rolling down road):"Swamp Fever! Swamp Fever!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Swamp Fever? Damned if I know where it is! I'm new around here myself.  If I weren’t in high speed pursuit I’d have that bum and his Sukiyaki bicycle in the clink for driving on the wrong side of the road!"

[Skipper Duke]

Jr.:"Daddy my face is all white!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice"Well, put on a little lipstick and I'll drop you off at a gay bar!"

[Skipper Duke]

Bandit:"I can turn 'em on but I can't turn 'em off."

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(Beep beep beep) Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Shut yo a** and that goes for the 2 monks too!"

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Bandit:"I can't lie to you Sheriff. You're to good of a man. Look over your left shoulder." Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Oooof!" Bandit:"We're on our way to Boston to get some Clam Chowder. Bye bye!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"I'm not giving up! I'm not giving up!"

[Skipper Duke]

Might try the Arby's Diablo Dare Sandwich.

No doubt this is a menu item inspired by the Smokey and the Bandit movie.

Buford's meal. Can't forget the Dr. Pepper

[Skipper Duke]

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"Gimme a Diablo Sandwich and a Dr. Pepper an' make it fast! I'm in a GD hurry! You want somethin'!?" Jr. Justice:"Hush Puppies daddy!" Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"We ain't got no time fer that crap! Dumb sumb****!"

[Skipper Duke]

Sheriff Buford T. Justice:"She insulted my town! She insulted my son!{Shaddup!} She insulted my authority! And that's nothin' but pure old-fashioned communism...."

[Skipper Duke]

Bandit:"Last time I saw legs like that they had a message tied to em."

Carrie/Frog:"I’m a professional."
Bandit:"In that case you shouldn’t be wearing white."

Carrie/Frog:"Do we really want to talk about legs?"

 Bandit:"Well one of us wants to."

Carrie/Frog:"Did you know i was on Broadway once!!"

[HossC]

Skipper, you seem to have missed a few lines and combined two scenes.

The first scene is when Carrie is changing out of her wedding dress:

Bandit: Last time I saw legs like that they had a message tied to 'em.
Carrie: What do you mean? These are great little legs. I'm a professional.
Bandit: Well, in that case, you shouldn't be dressed in white.
Carrie: Dancer.
Bandit: Oh. Well, cowboys love fat calves.
Carrie: They're not fat.
Bandit: They're bigger than mine.
Carrie: Do we really wanna talk about legs?
Bandit: Well, one of us does.

The second scene is about 30 minutes later, just after Carrie meets Snowman.

Carrie: You know, I was on Broadway once.
Bandit: Really?
Carrie: For almost 12 minutes.
Bandit: Oh.
Carrie: The show closed the first night.

[Skipper Duke]

Bandit:"When you get that damn dog in the truck you can put the hammer down because at that time, that smokey will have gone by you." Snowman:"How'd he know that?"

[Skipper Duke]

Bandit:"Well, hello Smokey."

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Bandit:"Hello Buford." Sheriff Buford Tm Justice:"Hello you handsome sumb****!"

[Skipper Duke]

Does anybody know was the stunt work involving the big rig trucks in Smokey II done with the use of miniature trucks? The biggest game of chicken scene and when Snowman drove over the top of all the other truck drivers trailers.

[Skipper Duke]

Frog:"Is this fun?"

Bandit:"Drivin'?"

Frog:"Driving, talking to me."

Bandit:"Well they're both a challenge."

[Skipper Duke]

Say your favorite Smokey and the bandits line doesn’t matter which movie

[Skipper Duke]

Snowman:"For your information that ain't ever been done not in no Rig." Bandit:"That's cuz you and I ain't ever done it in no rig. You gotta stop thinking so negative son."